Cynthetiq

just be careful which monkey learns this...

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

Brewmaniac

Ouch! Remind not to piss off any Ninja's.

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Daoust

"stop the heart" ???
Wow. That's intense. Don't let my wife see this!

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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace
But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

Charlatan

Massive blood loss causes death... how peachy!!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Sticky

I would think:
Massive pain causes death

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maleficent

ummm.. ouch... maybe ninja's should wear a cup...

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bernadette

yikes! don't piss off the ninja!!!

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Charlatan

don't piss *on* a ninja either...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

maleficent

Well maybe that would cause him to let go

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Charlatan

Have you ever tried to piss while someone is squeezing your balls?


Let me put that another way...


Have you ever been pissed on while you were squeezing someone's balls?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke