Do Impotence drugs cause blindness? (NSFW discussion) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sticky · 05-27-2005, 07:36 AM

Leading Impotence Drugs Warn About Vision

http://www.newsday.com/news/health/w...alth-headlines

Is it the impotence drugs or is the age old warning about masturbation true?
What is more likely that the drugs cause blindness or that the guys can finally get it up and are therfore masturbating like crazy and going blind from that.

I myself figure am inclined to go with the age old warning about masturbation. Why would people wanr about masturbation and blindness if it was not true?

Sage · 05-27-2005, 07:42 AM

Because they're really really puritan and think that sex is bad and evil? I mean, by this logic EVERYONE should be blind, and for that matter, what about hairy palms? That must be true too! And the Enquirer keeps saying that Elvis is alive! They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true!!

Anytime you put ANYTHING in your body that has been synthesized, and said substance is messing with your body chemistry, something is probably going to break after a while. I'm not suprised at all.

Ishmal · 05-27-2005, 09:27 PM

http://tinyurl.com/9dkth

or

http://news.yahoo.com/newstmpl=story...alth_viagra_dc

vermin · 06-04-2005, 10:59 AM

My theory:
So much pressure has built up from not being able to get it up for so long, that when they finally can, they end up shooting themselves in the eye.

Just a theory.

RoadRage · 06-05-2005, 05:34 AM

Quoting one of the old men at the VFW: "Sounds like a fair trade to me. I've already seen all I want, I haven't poked all I want."

We really are simply creatures.

05-27-2005, 07:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Because they're really really puritan and think that sex is bad and evil? I mean, by this logic EVERYONE should be blind, and for that matter, what about hairy palms? That must be true too! And the Enquirer keeps saying that Elvis is alive! They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true!! Anytime you put ANYTHING in your body that has been synthesized, and said substance is messing with your body chemistry, something is probably going to break after a while. I'm not suprised at all. __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

05-27-2005, 09:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	http://tinyurl.com/9dkth or http://news.yahoo.com/newstmpl=story...alth_viagra_dc __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

06-04-2005, 10:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	My theory: So much pressure has built up from not being able to get it up for so long, that when they finally can, they end up shooting themselves in the eye. Just a theory. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-05-2005, 05:34 AM	#5 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	Quoting one of the old men at the VFW: "Sounds like a fair trade to me. I've already seen all I want, I haven't poked all I want." We really are simply creatures. __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

05-27-2005, 07:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sticky	Do Impotence drugs cause blindness? (NSFW discussion) Leading Impotence Drugs Warn About Vision http://www.newsday.com/news/health/w...alth-headlines Is it the impotence drugs or is the age old warning about masturbation true? What is more likely that the drugs cause blindness or that the guys can finally get it up and are therfore masturbating like crazy and going blind from that. I myself figure am inclined to go with the age old warning about masturbation. Why would people wanr about masturbation and blindness if it was not true? __________________ Sticky The Stickman