05-15-2005, 07:02 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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God help me but I had a mullet for about a month in 1987...
Wow... I feel so much better now.
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05-15-2005, 09:41 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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4. ???: Mary Mother of God make it stop!!! Mulletude: 6 Aggressiveness: 9 Hobbies: freaking people out. drawing mustaches. Sightings: I don't want to know Favorite Band: Morbid Angel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now that's just scary and wrong in oh so many ways... 4. businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut: These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back. When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are). Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious. Mulletude: 5 Aggressiveness: 3 Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru kiddie porn on company time (with stiffy). Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs. Favorite Band: Joe Cocker ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I got a kick out of this one too because it's soooo damn accurate Mullets... I just have to ask... Why?
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05-15-2005, 02:13 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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remind again...
why do people care so much how somebody else has their hair cut? and no. ftr, i do not have nor ever have had a mullet, but really who seriously gives a fig newton?
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05-15-2005, 08:49 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I may have had a mullet when I was a kid..think I remember some REALLY old pictures of me having one...but I most certainly wasn't aware of what I had on my head.
I miss when they used to have the individual packs of strawberry newtons Asta!!
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05-15-2005, 10:17 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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i brought the fig newtons for you, fly, cuz you rock my world & everyone else's.
& i brought a special individual pack of strawberry ones just for K-Wise, cuz well, we all know he's quite special. i've got a beauty parlor appointment tomorrow to get me a mullet! <small>ok, i really don't. so keep it on the low down when i post photochopped bernie mullet pics, mkay? thx!</small>
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05-15-2005, 11:33 PM | #12 (permalink) |
It's All About The Ass!!
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^ Thats gonna be awesome!
Asta!!
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