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05-12-2005, 12:01 PM
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Location: arizona
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Are Penguins evil?
With all the bad going on in the world today. Is it fair to say that Penguins are the root of all evil?
(seriously this is for fun, unless of course you are serious about penguins being evil. Then we must plot to protect ourselves.)
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05-12-2005, 12:16 PM
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Location: Use the search button
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Pure evil, through and through.
Look at their natural habitat! The only good person to live in an environment like that was Superman in his Cave of Solitude. Evil people are always constructing lairs at the south pole. Look at their colouring! Black and white? Obviously a racial statement made to other animals. Look at their body shape! Their bullet design is especially violent in nature. Look at their communication strategy! They cannot communicate with one person. Not one. We cannot tame them, and they are speaking un-holy plots against us.
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05-12-2005, 12:23 PM
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All hail the Mountain King
Location: Black Mesa
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They may not be evil, but they certainly are jerks. To wit:
<img src="http://www.pricenetwork.ca/gallery/albums/userpics/11126/thumb_penguin_slap.gif">
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05-12-2005, 12:24 PM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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05-12-2005, 12:36 PM
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through charlatans phone
Location: Northcoast
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I'm not so sure about evil, but they can consume way too much of your time.
Lyle Lovett I don’t go for fancy cars For diamond rings Or movie stars I go for penguins Oh lord I go for penguins Throw your money out the door We’ll just sit around And watch it snow I go for penguins Oh lord I go for penguins Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive To my needs Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive Penguins are so sensitive To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs To my needs |
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05-12-2005, 12:44 PM
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Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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I love the penguin (Linux mascot). Microsoft it EVIL.
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05-13-2005, 06:04 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Evil?
<img src="http://solar.physics.montana.edu/YPOP/Nuggets/2001/010824/opus.jpg"> Moi?
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05-13-2005, 07:26 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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I am not sure of the evilness of the penguin but all must beware the evil plot of the Mushrooms. Soon they're evil plan will have succeeded. Then you won't have the penguins to worry about! They'll be obliterated!!! Don't say I didn't warn you!
 Asta!!
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05-13-2005, 07:50 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Mushroom Mushroom Aaah! A Snake!
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05-13-2005, 08:01 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Sure he mocks me now...but soon he shall see!
I shall do my best to stop them myself! Who is with me?!!  Asta!!
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05-14-2005, 06:39 PM
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It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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^
 Asta!!
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05-14-2005, 08:57 PM
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Upright
Location: Between May and August and i am in Mantua, Ohio. and between August and May, and i am in Rochester, New York
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Penguins evil hm? well, then i want a penguin!!
My SO and i were discussing Antarctica and RIT (Rochester institute of Tech.) and he said " the only thing that would make Antarctica more boring would be brick. (don't know who all has seen RIT's campus, but EVERYTHING is made of brick, buildings, walkways, EVERYTHING ) and the only thing that would make RIT more fun would be penguins. Maybe we could trade all the brick for penguins." so if penguins are evil, that would make this school a lot more fun....
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