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Stiltzkin 04-26-2005 06:31 PM

Imaginary girlfriends
 
http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/

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Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
Want to make that certain someone a little jealous?
Need a confidence boost? Just feeling lonely sometimes?

With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice.

Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.

Just make up how you met and include any details about yourself that you want your new girlfriend to know. Within days you'll receive personalized love letters by mail, e-mails, photos, special gifts... even phone messages or online chat. Every Imaginary Girlfriend is unique.
I want to shoot someone in the head with a sniper rifle... in HALO 2, and get a medal for it.

NoSoup 05-02-2005 08:42 AM

What a great find Stiltzkin...

Man, that's funny.

Biscuit Buns 05-02-2005 08:49 AM

Oh, I love that. :lol:

Slavakion 05-02-2005 10:34 AM

That's about as good as
www.rentmyson.com
www.rentmydaughter.com

lindseylatch 05-02-2005 10:59 AM

yeah, I've seen this kind of thing before. there was a guy who would pretend to be your online boyfriend.
Although it's so easy to get one, I don't know why you'd want someone to pretend...

JamesB 05-02-2005 05:26 PM

Wow - this is quite something. I had never expected that such a service exists. I truly feel bad for anyone who needs to use the service - something is fundamentally wrong with our society.

Daknjak 07-26-2005 10:34 AM

Would be a great way to break up a couple for you gals out there. Start having a fake girlfriend send love letters to a guy you like that is already taken, and let jealousy takes its course. His SO will think him cheating, then you move in to console after the messy breakup! Gold!!

shesus 07-26-2005 12:16 PM

That is too funny. However, did anyone else think of Jan from the Brady Bunch when reading this? What was his name? Something Glass. Pathetically funny!

deri 08-03-2005 09:58 AM

I saw something like this on ebay a couple years ago. The winner of the bid got X number of phone calls at agreed upon times, Y number of hand written letters, IM's, photos, and certain ones would send panties for you to "plant" in your home/apt.

maleficent 08-05-2005 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ohh_shesus
That is too funny. However, did anyone else think of Jan from the Brady Bunch when reading this? What was his name? Something Glass. Pathetically funny!

George Glass was his name... and poor Jan needed serious help... If that show were on today, she'd be in therapy after threatening to kill her family... Ever wonder what happened to Tiger the dog and the cat? It was Jan I tell ya... She did something...

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I wonder if on the rentmyson/rentmydaughter site, you can rent a kid and do what my parents did to me- Cheap Slave Labor... yeah, go cut those 2 acre backyard with the push mower... and be sure to bring the clippings down to the composing pile...

bernadette 08-05-2005 12:02 PM

<img src="http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/ig.gif">

oh snap! hafta wait now for my imaginery girlfriend. life is so cruel sometimes.

hunnychile 08-05-2005 04:30 PM

I think I should to "make up 2 imaginary kids" that I have "at home", just so I can leave work hours early several times a week, or take personal day(s) whenever I want, ......like my co-workers who have kids.

It's no fair! (but then, I never had to deal with poopy diapers either! EEeeeeew!!)

Blackthorn 08-05-2005 04:39 PM

Maybe I could get her to come over and clean my imaginary mess of a house :D Wait...I have a good imagination. The MESS is starting to look real! :eek:

Fly 08-07-2005 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bernadette

oh snap! hafta wait now for my imaginery girlfriend. life is so cruel sometimes.



joe said he'd be your imaginary girlfriend bern.....

bernadette 08-07-2005 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by flyman
joe said he'd be your imaginary girlfriend bern.....

he does look awfully pretty in a dress, doesn't he? :D

Tophat665 08-07-2005 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bernadette
he does look awfully pretty in a dress, doesn't he? :D

Almost as cute as fly does in pantyhose.

Fly 08-07-2005 09:58 AM

thanks for that Top.......




hey joe......you're up!!!


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