Stiltzkin

http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/

I want to shoot someone in the head with a sniper rifle... in HALO 2, and get a medal for it.

NoSoup

What a great find Stiltzkin...

Man, that's funny.

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Oh, I love that.

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Slavakion

That's about as good as
www.rentmyson.com
www.rentmydaughter.com

lindseylatch

yeah, I've seen this kind of thing before. there was a guy who would pretend to be your online boyfriend.
Although it's so easy to get one, I don't know why you'd want someone to pretend...

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JamesB

Wow - this is quite something. I had never expected that such a service exists. I truly feel bad for anyone who needs to use the service - something is fundamentally wrong with our society.

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Daknjak

Would be a great way to break up a couple for you gals out there. Start having a fake girlfriend send love letters to a guy you like that is already taken, and let jealousy takes its course. His SO will think him cheating, then you move in to console after the messy breakup! Gold!!

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shesus

That is too funny. However, did anyone else think of Jan from the Brady Bunch when reading this? What was his name? Something Glass. Pathetically funny!

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deri

I saw something like this on ebay a couple years ago. The winner of the bid got X number of phone calls at agreed upon times, Y number of hand written letters, IM's, photos, and certain ones would send panties for you to "plant" in your home/apt.

maleficent

George Glass was his name... and poor Jan needed serious help... If that show were on today, she'd be in therapy after threatening to kill her family... Ever wonder what happened to Tiger the dog and the cat? It was Jan I tell ya... She did something...

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I wonder if on the rentmyson/rentmydaughter site, you can rent a kid and do what my parents did to me- Cheap Slave Labor... yeah, go cut those 2 acre backyard with the push mower... and be sure to bring the clippings down to the composing pile...

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bernadette

<img src="http://imaginarygirlfriends.com/ig.gif">

oh snap! hafta wait now for my imaginery girlfriend. life is so cruel sometimes.

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hunnychile

I think I should to "make up 2 imaginary kids" that I have "at home", just so I can leave work hours early several times a week, or take personal day(s) whenever I want, ......like my co-workers who have kids.

It's no fair! (but then, I never had to deal with poopy diapers either! EEeeeeew!!)

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Blackthorn

Maybe I could get her to come over and clean my imaginary mess of a house Wait...I have a good imagination. The MESS is starting to look real!

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Fly

joe said he'd be your imaginary girlfriend bern.....

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bernadette

he does look awfully pretty in a dress, doesn't he?

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Tophat665

Almost as cute as fly does in pantyhose.

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Fly

thanks for that Top.......




hey joe......you're up!!!

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