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Hanxter · 05-28-2003, 05:31 AM

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merkerguitars · 05-28-2003, 01:16 PM

Lol that's pretty good

Meridae'n · 05-28-2003, 03:58 PM

he he, not bad Hanxter...

mew · 05-28-2003, 05:24 PM

LOL thats hilariouse-and im chinese!

Fly · 05-28-2003, 05:46 PM

i rike da way you say dose tings

qpid · 05-28-2003, 06:44 PM

Welcome to the shitty wok

if you're drunk this take more time btw

DEI37 · 05-28-2003, 07:09 PM

I like the "Great" one. They are all pretty good, though.

unknownmf · 05-28-2003, 07:34 PM

thats pretty funny!! i remeber someone posted this on the older board and i remeber people came up with a lot more pretty clever chinese sayings.

JangoFett72 · 05-28-2003, 09:04 PM

Not what I expected from reading the title, but very clever and funny!

Munku · 05-28-2003, 10:44 PM

Saw this a year or so ago in my email. Gave me a good laugh, nice to see it again

Go_AVS · 05-29-2003, 02:39 PM

thanks, I kinda wanted to learn Chinese.

05-28-2003, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Chinese The Easy Way... <DIV> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><B><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o></SPAN></FONT></B></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">2) Are you harboring a fugitive..............Hu Yu Hai Ding<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">5) Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">6) Did you go to the beach...................Wai Yu So Tan<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">7) I bumped into a coffee table..............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">8) I think you need a face-lift..............Chin Tu Fat<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">9) It's very dark in here....................Wao So Dim<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">10) I thought you were on a diet..............Wai Yu Mun Ching?<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">11) This is a tow away zone...................No Pah King<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week... Wai Yu Kum Nao?<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">13) Staying out of sight......................Lei Ying Lo<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">14) He's cleaning his automobile..............Wa Shing Ka<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">15) Your body odor is offensive.............. Yu Stin Ki Pu<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> <o></o></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">16) Great.....................................Fa Kin Su Pah<o></o></SPAN></FONT></P></DIV><p><hr SIZE=1>

05-28-2003, 01:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
merkerguitars Buffering......... Location: Wisconsin...	Lol that's pretty good __________________ Donate now! Ask me How! Please use the search function it is your friend. Look at my mustang please feel free to comment! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=26985

05-28-2003, 03:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	he he, not bad Hanxter... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-28-2003, 05:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i rike da way you say dose tings __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-28-2003, 06:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Welcome to the shitty wok if you're drunk this take more time btw __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-28-2003, 05:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
mew Psycho Location: Canada	LOL thats hilariouse-and im chinese!

05-28-2003, 07:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	I like the "Great" one. They are all pretty good, though. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-28-2003, 07:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
unknownmf Insane Location: ATL	thats pretty funny!! i remeber someone posted this on the older board and i remeber people came up with a lot more pretty clever chinese sayings.

05-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
JangoFett72 Tilted	Not what I expected from reading the title, but very clever and funny!

05-28-2003, 10:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Saw this a year or so ago in my email. Gave me a good laugh, nice to see it again

05-29-2003, 02:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	thanks, I kinda wanted to learn Chinese. __________________ MIA...