Chinese The Easy Way...
 

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<P class=MsoNormal style="mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">1) That's not right..........................Sum Ting Wong<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
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Lol that's pretty good :)

he he, not bad Hanxter...

LOL thats hilariouse-and im chinese!

i rike da way you say dose tings

Welcome to the shitty wok


if you're drunk this take more time btw

I like the "Great" one. They are all pretty good, though.

thats pretty funny!! i remeber someone posted this on the older board and i remeber people came up with a lot more pretty clever chinese sayings.

Not what I expected from reading the title, but very clever and funny!

Saw this a year or so ago in my email. Gave me a good laugh, nice to see it again :)

thanks, I kinda wanted to learn Chinese.