dirty limerick
 

what do you do with a drunken sailor
what do you do with a drunken sailor
what do you do with a drunken sailor
earl lie in the mornin

put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
to see how he likes it

way hey up she rises
way hey up she rises
way hey up she rises
earl lie in the mornin

tie him to the mast and whack his pee-pee...

shave his balls with a rusty razor...

umm....ok...isn't really a limerick though. I was expecting to see something more along the lines of:

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If it had a crack I could fuck it

There once was a girl from Arden
Who liked give head in the garden
He said "My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?"
She said "Gulp, beg your pardon?"