Okay, now that we have decided to seperate from Canada... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BigBen · 04-12-2005, 10:38 AM

What shall we call the new country, composing of the Western Provinces?

1. Pacifica
2. New British Saskatoba
3. Albertawan

Any thoughts? I like number 2.

BTW, I am going to run for Prime President. ALL HAIL BEN, IN HIS BIGNESS!!

liquidlight · 04-12-2005, 10:42 AM

Nah, just do what the Americans do with areas that we don't want to deal with, call it Puerto Rico.

aberkok · 04-12-2005, 01:55 PM

Who's separatin'!?

cyrnel · 04-12-2005, 02:18 PM

Don't forget to add "Formerly a province of Canada" or somesuch. We middle-Americans have short attention spans.

kramus · 04-12-2005, 03:57 PM

Budtopia works for me.

Date the Banana · 04-12-2005, 07:14 PM

Noooooo!!!!!!!
I want to keep my Canadian passport and I don't want to move to Ontario (soon to be renamed The Rest of Canada) What shall I do?

Ace_O_Spades · 04-12-2005, 09:00 PM

Why the hell would BC want to separate from Canada?

Screw that... My dad's family heritage runs back almost 200 years in this little nook of the world (well... not THIS nook, but on the other side of Canada)

I have no desire to cast away that much Canadian blood

splck · 04-12-2005, 09:53 PM

call it Western Canada, give it self control and I'd be happy as a clam at high tide.

Martian · 04-28-2005, 09:59 AM

British Saskatchalbertatoba. Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie already pegged that one.

cellophanedeity · 04-28-2005, 10:03 AM

Can I move in with you guys?

Canada's nothing without New British Saskatoba! If you guys leave, then Quebec'll leave too. Then all we'll have is Toronto. Sure I like the city and all, but... No!

Martian · 05-03-2005, 03:56 PM

Ha! Found the link!

EDIT - My link died. Boo.

feelgood · 05-11-2005, 09:13 PM

Here's how it's gonna work.

1. Us Western Canada will separate from Eastern Canada.

2. The Easties will have election to decide on what to do, they'll figure that they should break up into different little countries (Ontario, NFLD, etc)

3. Those little countries will have another election to join Western Canada in a new confederation!

4. When what was once known as Canada, becomes one big Western Canada, then since the former "Easties" have more population, they'll have ANOTHER election and rename the country back to Canada!

See, I'm a genius

/Liberal

04-12-2005, 10:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Okay, now that we have decided to seperate from Canada... What shall we call the new country, composing of the Western Provinces? 1. Pacifica 2. New British Saskatoba 3. Albertawan Any thoughts? I like number 2. BTW, I am going to run for Prime President. ALL HAIL BEN, IN HIS BIGNESS!! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

04-12-2005, 10:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	Nah, just do what the Americans do with areas that we don't want to deal with, call it Puerto Rico. __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

04-12-2005, 01:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Who's separatin'!? __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

04-12-2005, 02:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	Don't forget to add "Formerly a province of Canada" or somesuch. We middle-Americans have short attention spans. __________________ There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

04-12-2005, 03:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	Budtopia works for me. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

04-12-2005, 07:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Date the Banana Insane Location: Japan	Noooooo!!!!!!! I want to keep my Canadian passport and I don't want to move to Ontario (soon to be renamed The Rest of Canada) What shall I do? __________________ all work and no play make Date something something

04-12-2005, 09:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	Why the hell would BC want to separate from Canada? Screw that... My dad's family heritage runs back almost 200 years in this little nook of the world (well... not THIS nook, but on the other side of Canada) I have no desire to cast away that much Canadian blood __________________ Feh.

04-12-2005, 09:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	call it Western Canada, give it self control and I'd be happy as a clam at high tide. __________________ nice line eh?

04-28-2005, 09:59 AM	#9 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	British Saskatchalbertatoba. Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie already pegged that one.

04-28-2005, 10:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	Can I move in with you guys? Canada's nothing without New British Saskatoba! If you guys leave, then Quebec'll leave too. Then all we'll have is Toronto. Sure I like the city and all, but... No! __________________ who am I to refuse the universe? -Leonard Cohen, Beautiful Losers

05-03-2005, 03:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Ha! Found the link! EDIT - My link died. Boo. Last edited by Martian; 05-12-2005 at 02:44 AM..

05-11-2005, 09:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Here's how it's gonna work. 1. Us Western Canada will separate from Eastern Canada. 2. The Easties will have election to decide on what to do, they'll figure that they should break up into different little countries (Ontario, NFLD, etc) 3. Those little countries will have another election to join Western Canada in a new confederation! 4. When what was once known as Canada, becomes one big Western Canada, then since the former "Easties" have more population, they'll have ANOTHER election and rename the country back to Canada! See, I'm a genius /Liberal __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war