splck

I melt your little... er, glove..

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Sticky

Try to melt this: Tungsten

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Redlemon

PalmOne owns Tungsten, or at least the trademark for it:

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Sticky

RIM owns Palmone (as far as share price is concerned anyway)
<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAAZA08W1TpPWiPRtD4lAD0is0kd7tp1zRNA9l72PYUDSb170k34NcsbThcZeG4*s8DuxRjUq87KDbURvyEYxg7rrVIioSkg8NiAtl6PqphSAAAAynKNAg/example10.jpg?dc=4675528686476872568">

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ObieX

Alien race obliterates NYC/stock exchange.

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Tophat665

The common cold owns aliens
<img src="http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Bio/rhinovirus-wisc.jpg">
(Martians, anyway)

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Sticky

I protest.
ObieX's aliens may have obliterated the NYC stoxk exchange, but both of those stocks trade on Nasdaq.

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Phant84

flu vaccine owns the common cold (kinda)

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Irrationality is the square root of all evil

Phant84

notice the / i believe Obie meant that the alien race obliterated NYC, thus the stock exchange, which after doing some searching, Nasdaq is in NYC.

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Irrationality is the square root of all evil

ObieX

Yea i thought they were all in the same building. I'm pretty sure they're all in NYC :P

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Tophat665

<img src="http://media.phillyburbs.com/2004/10/05/VACCINE_SHORTAGES.jpg">
<img src="http://www.tradingscans.com/charts/weekly_medium_gif/CHIR.gif">
Chiron Corp owns the Flu Vaccine

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Phant84

hasnt the stock exchanges already been owned?

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Irrationality is the square root of all evil

Sticky

Still no AIDs Vaccine

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ObieX

Remember to wrap your doodle!

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Sticky

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ObieX

blow-torch melts pin.

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Sticky

Can't use your Blow Torch without this

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Fly

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Tophat665

With all due respect, fly, fire extinguishers are for pussies. Use a helicopter:
<img src="http://pacifichelicoptertours.com/Images/ContentImages/MediumImages/firefighting.jpg">

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Fly

see Top.......these should pluck that chopper outta the sky no problem

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gilbert-

This cunning secret agent lady will sabotage your little guns with relative ease..

Tophat665

<img src="http://007.bond.free.fr/images/Acteurs/Sean-Connery/connery.jpg">
Positively shocking.

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ObieX

He may be a good spy, but he sure can't resist a pussy:

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Sticky

The cat lady wons cats:

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paddyjoe

Ahh....soon the power will be unleashed on granny and her kitties. She will be OWNED!!!

Sticky

With this Dog Wistle I will own your silly dogs


btw, check this out
http://www.hunde-fan.de/Unterhaltung/dog_whistle.jpg

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sillygirl

With my gum I clog your whistle

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....absence makes me miss him more...

reiii

my root canal owns the cavity caused by your gum

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Sticky

I'm the dentist and I own your root canal

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Redlemon

That dentist was owned by nitrous oxide.

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Coppertop

Just say no...



...to nitrous.

reiii

duh.

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Tophat665

Gravity owns Nancy Reagan
<img src="http://www.iit.edu/~kallend/gravity.jpg">
She's one facelift from a goatee

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Sticky

What gravity?

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ObieX

OMG the sun turned blue!

no more powers for j0o

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reiii

hyper nova's (Gamma ray bursts) are ACTUALLY in the blue visual spectrum, and they have enough energy to pwn our sun

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ObieX

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

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Tophat665

With all due respect to Scotty (may he rest easy), the Enterprise D owns the Enterprise A

<img src="http://www.startrekdesktopwallpaper.com/wallpapers/19_Star_Trek_Enterprise_NCC1701D_starship_wallpaper_s.jpg">

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Fly

Millenium Falcon baby........

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Tophat665

Well, Han Solo owns the Millennium Falcon
<img src="http://www.comicgenius.com/DiscoFever/downloads/han_solo.jpg">

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