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I melt your little... er, glove..
http://www.saskmining.ca/image/photo...semetals07.jpg |
Try to melt this: Tungsten
http://www.lenntech.com/Periodic-cha...s/W-en.h20.jpg |
PalmOne owns Tungsten, or at least the trademark for it: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
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RIM owns Palmone (as far as share price is concerned anyway)
<img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SAAZA08W1TpPWiPRtD4lAD0is0kd7tp1zRNA9l72PYUDSb170k34NcsbThcZeG4*s8DuxRjUq87KDbURvyEYxg7rrVIioSkg8NiAtl6PqphSAAAAynKNAg/example10.jpg?dc=4675528686476872568"> |
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The common cold owns aliens
<img src="http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Bio/rhinovirus-wisc.jpg"> (Martians, anyway) |
I protest.
ObieX's aliens may have obliterated the NYC stoxk exchange, but both of those stocks trade on Nasdaq. |
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notice the / i believe Obie meant that the alien race obliterated NYC, thus the stock exchange, which after doing some searching, Nasdaq is in NYC. |
Yea i thought they were all in the same building. I'm pretty sure they're all in NYC :P
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<img src="http://media.phillyburbs.com/2004/10/05/VACCINE_SHORTAGES.jpg">
<img src="http://www.tradingscans.com/charts/weekly_medium_gif/CHIR.gif"> Chiron Corp owns the Flu Vaccine |
hasnt the stock exchanges already been owned?
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Still no AIDs Vaccine
http://www.sahims.net/images/maps/wo....%20UNAIDS.gif |
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Can't use your Blow Torch without this
http://www.plumbworld.co.uk/images/pwpr0002t.jpg |
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With all due respect, fly, fire extinguishers are for pussies. Use a helicopter:
<img src="http://pacifichelicoptertours.com/Images/ContentImages/MediumImages/firefighting.jpg"> |
see Top.......these should pluck that chopper outta the sky no problem
http://www.canit.se/~griffon/aviatio...les/humrdy.jpg |
This cunning secret agent lady will sabotage your little guns with relative ease..
http://www.leninimports.com/hitchcock_secret_agent.jpg |
<img src="http://007.bond.free.fr/images/Acteurs/Sean-Connery/connery.jpg">
Positively shocking. |
He may be a good spy, but he sure can't resist a pussy:
http://www.fsguns.com/images/GiantPussyCat.jpg |
The cat lady wons cats:
http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/fa...cat%20lady.gif |
Ahh....soon the power will be unleashed on granny and her kitties. She will be OWNED!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...dyjoe/dogs.jpg |
With this Dog Wistle I will own your silly dogs
http://www.saddler.co.uk/acatalog/si...histlew507.jpg btw, check this out http://www.hunde-fan.de/Unterhaltung/dog_whistle.jpg |
http://www.nassaucandysouth.com/FRUI...RIPE%20GUM.jpg
With my gum I clog your whistle |
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I'm the dentist and I own your root canal
http://blade.free.fr/Dentist!!!%20(small).JPG |
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Gravity owns Nancy Reagan
<img src="http://www.iit.edu/~kallend/gravity.jpg"> She's one facelift from a goatee |
What gravity?
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...an-5-movie.jpg |
OMG the sun turned blue!
no more powers for j0o http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/s/...blue%20sun.gif |
hyper nova's (Gamma ray bursts) are ACTUALLY in the blue visual spectrum, and they have enough energy to pwn our sun
http://www.theotherguy.com/~reid/nova.jpg |
http://www.thomasmodels.com/gallery/ua35.jpg
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock We met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head Bust a move, Tog I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech" I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach And I say, Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar What is with the Klingons, remember in the day They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase 'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up |
With all due respect to Scotty (may he rest easy), the Enterprise D owns the Enterprise A
<img src="http://www.startrekdesktopwallpaper.com/wallpapers/19_Star_Trek_Enterprise_NCC1701D_starship_wallpaper_s.jpg"> |
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Well, Han Solo owns the Millennium Falcon
<img src="http://www.comicgenius.com/DiscoFever/downloads/han_solo.jpg"> |
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Diner dinner plans ruined! pwnd!
http://ozzymo.tripod.com/sb/35.jpg bleh.. not as good of a picture but to replace this one. first was of him popping out of the chest :( http://images.reviewer.co.uk/screens...ballsse010.jpg "change my order to the soup!" |
Mars Owns Tripods. (Tripod owns those who try to hotlink.)
<img src="http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/images/mars/mars-hubble-082603-browse.jpg"> |
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Self-explained
http://thebiggestsecretpict.online.f...ea51-ALIEN.jpg |
http://sword.borderline-angel.com/Sh...FoxDana001.jpg
I want to believe |
I believe that Rolling stone owns that image.
http://www.real929.com/logo_chron_rolling_stone.gif http://foolishpeople.typepad.com/foo...es/xfiles4.jpg |
this guy........
http://www.iorr.org/iorr27/kruger2.jpg or..........this guy. http://www.haxby.net/media/musicians/MickJagger2_lg.jpg take your pick. |
Age owns Either
<img src="http://www.happyentertainment.com/images/father-time.jpg"> |
slap on a little anti-aging cream and BAM.. problem solved!
http://www.mymetromale.com/photos/me...eye-creamB.jpg |
<img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/wallpaper/images/sally_series3_640.jpg">
To paraphrase Susan from Coupling speaking to Sally (above), "If [anti aging cream] actually worked, you'd be a fetus." I'd say Sally owns a considerable amount of it, nu? |
These people are some of those who own the BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/4...7_poppy4pa.jpg |
They look like they may need a proctologist to pull the sticks from their butts.
http://www.jokesinthemail.com/2001/i...octologist.jpg Proctologist owns stuck-up-looking stick-butts (it was either that picture or this one: http://www.caller2.com/2001/october/28/28hal3.jpg my dog picked the first tho) |
He is undoubtedly a member of this organization:
http://www.ama-assn.org/ama1/images/.../ama_logo2.gif |
<img src="http://i.phrma.org/images/header_logo.gif">
May or may not own the AMA, but is surely trying to buy it. |
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Glaciers own Canada
<img src="http://www.science.widener.edu/~bramer/fun/svb/alaska_2002/glaciers.jpg"> |
Global warming turns planet into venus-like oven, melting all ice and human on the planet.
http://library.thinkquest.org/12659/...enus/venus.jpg |
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These two own Bananarama
http://wolfbat359.com/bananarama.jpg |
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Three more days and I win! Woo-hoo!
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<img src="http://www.carlmack.com/entertainers/fashion_police/thumbnails/fashion_police.jpg">
The fashion police own that woman. Jesus, biatch, lose that dumbass hat. |
http://www.bubbygram.com/performers/joanrivershf.jpg
This bitch thinks she owns the word "fashion" itself! |
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Used to be Johnny Carson owned...
<img src="http://www.rosevillehistorical.org/images/jpg's/Old%20TV.jpg"> but now TV owns him. |
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Yeah, that screen looks pretty now, but burn-in will own it eventually.
http://www.ionpool.net/arcade/archuk...LD_monitor.jpg |
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This dude can clean up that mess in no time!!!http://www.qxservices.co.uk/images/office-cleaning.jpg .....PWNED!!!
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http://www.selecthomeproducts.com/pvamop.html
Out with the old In with the New and Improved. http://www.selecthomeproducts.com/pvamop.html its broke already :( |
This much water owns any mop
<img src="http://swampwatch.org/photogallery-sized/man_on_flooded_house.jpg"> |
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I thow a wrench in that (whatever it is)
http://www.penlight.org/images/water/monkey_wrench.jpg |
Monkey wrenching is merely an update to the original sabateurs...
http://www.7ehussards.org/outfitting/images/sabot.JPG sab·o·tage (`sa-bə-'täzh) n. [French, from saboter to clatter with wooden shoes, botch, sabotage, from sabot wooden shoe] |
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Wooden shoes? Say hello to my little friends...
http://www.cals.ncsu.edu/course/ent5...s/termites.jpg |
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I guess I am too slow.
This is scary though, Charaltan and I thinking alike. |
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http://www.militarymuseum.org/Resour...tz%20Photo.jpg
NCO stripes totally trumped with a Fleet Admiral - The greatest of them all ..........Chester Nimitz |
<img src="http://images.allposters.com/images/130/009_224-005.jpg">
Now what kind of name is Chester? |
http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCT...0/10102027.jpg
He can always throw the wig if all else fails. |
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That all depends on the situation :p
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GIS for "Screw no Evil"
<img src="http://www.bartcop.com/monkey-face22.jpg"> Nuff said |
Eh, are we back to Bush? Ah well.
The Skull and Bones Society owns Bush, and many other people of power. http://www.stevequayle.com/News.aler...bones.Yale.jpg |
The pirate BlackBeard definately owned a Skull and Cross Bones Flag...
http://seacoastnh.com/arts/res/blackbeard.jpeg |
You call that a pirate? None is better than the Dread Pirate Roberts!
http://www.armaties.com/images/mib7.jpg |
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http://www.trickrider.co.nz/images/i...one-ranger.jpg
Even Tonto could have handled Zorro - Course there's always the dude on the White Horse if he needs any help! HI! YO! Silverware!!!! |
http://umsis.miami.edu/~paustin/Imag...cs/Sony_TV.jpg
black&white wtf ?! |
http://hostshdesk.mit.edu/pictures/dvd.jpg
only TV man? |
http://www.levysoft.it/images/p33_dvdbroken.jpg
yup only a tv !! |
(edit -- too late, evil beat me)
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http://www.active-partner-t-online.d...olumen6000.jpg
u wont be too late now ^^ |
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