Does anyone know Spanish?
 

Okay, I need a little help translating some sentences...

Only problem is, I don't know if the wording, or even words are correct. My friend from Argentina said that some of them weren't even real words as far as he knew. Anyways, here's the chat log, maybe it will help with the context:

The specific words I don't know are "caunas" and "espierta." My buddy said they aren't words, but she said they were from her Spanish dictionary..

Thanks :)

babel fish doesn't recognize those two words either... *shrug*
http://world.altavista.com/tr

Yeah, that's what I was using. I have tried tons of online English-Spanish dictionaries, and none of them recognize either word.

do you know the person you were chatting with?
like do you know if they really are a spanish speaker?
or is it maybe just some wanker teen just acting like stupid dumb ass??

Yeah I know her. I don't think she knows Spanish very well, and she said she was using words out of a dictionary, so she probably doesn't know much Spanish at all.

Her parents are from Spain, but as far as I know, she only fluently knows English.

Yo nunca espierda = I never swear/curse/use bad language

Caunas... dunno, sounds slightly rude, since she said Jordan's brain is on top of Peter's *something*. Sorry, can't help you out there! :)

espierda is not a word in spanish.

pierda is to lose...
piedra is rock, stone....

whomever that girl is, her spanish blows chunks.....

caunas is not a word either.

My wife, with her masters in Spanish, and usually mistaken for an Argentine when in Madrid, agrees that there ain't no such word as caunas.

cahones, maybe?

i just asked a spanish speaking friend if "caunas" was a real spanish word.
he said no. then added...

SplitChic: yo nunca espierda = i never wake up?

ganas = balls/gonads
cojones = slang for the above
your sit. sounds like somebody trying to pass off bad spanglish

Eugeni is Spanish, maybe he will translate for you. Just send him a pm. :)

Que rollo?! :D

we're killing a very dead animal here, there is no word. regardless of whom else you ask, lol.

Yeah, it means Balls.