WhoaitsZ

okay. most of you folks know me some-what now. I am an odd little guy, or so i hope, and I have thought of puting a new Title in my .sig soon

so. he is me......

A maverick Christian. I believe in Christ, but that's about as far as i care to say publicly.
I can't spell for shit.
I type horribly.
I'm a long-haired Wheelchair bound metal freak.
I am a porn guzzler.
I play videogames a lot.
I am always discussing philosphy.
I tend to be a magnet for people who need to discuss problems.
I love animals more than most people.
I'm obssessed with the letter "Z".


so you guys put the facts together and come up with something funny. post what you think fits and it can be one word or a paragraph!

cdwonderful

a good man in a world gone mad...

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Never try to teach a pig to whistle
it wastes your time,
and annoys the pig.....

vermin

Walkin'z for chumpz.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

XenuHubbard

Freak-magnet furry rollin' on the information highway from Hell.

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The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me.

"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

WhoaitsZ

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

GSRIDER

Rolling Typos for Jesus

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No signature at this time.

uncle phil

here's some help:


“Let’s see. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z,” Sara sang.

“Oh no, Sara,” Big Bird wailed. “We haven’t found anything that starts with Z.”

“Don’t worry, Big Bird,” Sara said. “See, the zipper is broken on my old wallet. I had it in my pocket all the time.”

“All right! Sara found Z!” Big Bird shouted. “We went through the whole alphabet, and we made the neighborhood look cleaner than ever.”

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

WhoaitsZ

up: you worry me.

any other entries?

GakFace

I am Z ancient Metallic Bigfoot!


(See? Long haired.... Wheel chair... Metal Freak .. a metallic Bigfoot!
Philosphy, not really, but i DID use ancient so you could use that as a reference to your disgression
I just said you're a magnet, to fit with you being metal
Animals? Duh... you're a BigFoot!!!
Z? yeah I go that too )

--Gak Out--

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.