crumple or fold?
 

The age old question: do you crumple or fold? Something completely different? Let us know.

Personally, I tend to do a combination: first a fold, then follow ups are almost always crumpled.

I do this weird rolling thing.

I grab an arm's length, hold one end in my left hand, use my right hand to wrap the rest around my left hand. Remove left hand from center, use entire package.

Repeat.

Can't imagine that crumpling would act as an adequate shield and folding seems too...anal.

Do we really want to discuss the details of this? Well...yes. I personally feel as though crumpled is far too unstable and could unravel in your hand at any moment. As well, I find it reflects the more Apollonian aspects of my personality.

We are talking about toilet paper, right?

guys, we went through a whole raft of this "shit" a couple of years ago. i know this is nonsense; let's not turn it into toilet humor, ok? if i see any more replies, i'll close this thread...

hi uncle phil :D :kisskiss:

i hate charmin. leaves bits in my my bum.
northern tissue is all that is allowed in my bathrooms.
it's quilted yknow. & stroft.

ps. folded & kinda crumpled ;)

When I was a kid I used to roll it up in the shape of a football!

LOL
howdydave gets a touchdown there.

BWAHAHAHA
i'm here all week folks.

<small>hrmm... maybe that was only funny in my head?</small>

i use a beday

I use a rag on a stick...

One of my friends uses a bidet from Japan. The thing has heated seats and can address the front and the back. Extremely impressive. I'll take some pictures of the control panel next time I see it.