crumple or fold? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Coppertop · 03-09-2005, 03:37 PM

The age old question: do you crumple or fold? Something completely different? Let us know.

Personally, I tend to do a combination: first a fold, then follow ups are almost always crumpled.

FngKestrel · 03-09-2005, 04:07 PM

I do this weird rolling thing.

I grab an arm's length, hold one end in my left hand, use my right hand to wrap the rest around my left hand. Remove left hand from center, use entire package.

Repeat.

Can't imagine that crumpling would act as an adequate shield and folding seems too...anal.

aberkok · 03-09-2005, 04:09 PM

Do we really want to discuss the details of this? Well...yes. I personally feel as though crumpled is far too unstable and could unravel in your hand at any moment. As well, I find it reflects the more Apollonian aspects of my personality.

We are talking about toilet paper, right?

uncle phil · 03-09-2005, 05:34 PM

guys, we went through a whole raft of this "shit" a couple of years ago. i know this is nonsense; let's not turn it into toilet humor, ok? if i see any more replies, i'll close this thread...

bernadette · 03-09-2005, 06:20 PM

hi uncle phil

:kisskiss:

i hate charmin. leaves bits in my my bum.
northern tissue is all that is allowed in my bathrooms.
it's quilted yknow. & stroft.

ps. folded & kinda crumpled

howdydave · 03-10-2005, 12:00 AM

When I was a kid I used to roll it up in the shape of a football!

bernadette · 03-10-2005, 12:04 AM

LOL
howdydave gets a touchdown there.

BWAHAHAHA
i'm here all week folks.

<small>hrmm... maybe that was only funny in my head?</small>

slimshaydee · 03-10-2005, 12:22 AM

i use a beday

Fremen · 03-10-2005, 12:47 AM

I use a rag on a stick...

FngKestrel · 03-10-2005, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

i use a beday

One of my friends uses a bidet from Japan. The thing has heated seats and can address the front and the back. Extremely impressive. I'll take some pictures of the control panel next time I see it.

View Poll Results: Crumple or fold?
Crumple	7	43.75%
Fold	4	25.00%
Combination of the two	4	25.00%
Other	1	6.25%
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03-09-2005, 03:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	crumple or fold? The age old question: do you crumple or fold? Something completely different? Let us know. Personally, I tend to do a combination: first a fold, then follow ups are almost always crumpled. Last edited by Coppertop; 03-09-2005 at 03:40 PM..

03-09-2005, 04:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	I do this weird rolling thing. I grab an arm's length, hold one end in my left hand, use my right hand to wrap the rest around my left hand. Remove left hand from center, use entire package. Repeat. Can't imagine that crumpling would act as an adequate shield and folding seems too...anal. Last edited by FngKestrel; 03-09-2005 at 04:19 PM.. Reason: tired. can't spell.

03-09-2005, 04:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	Do we really want to discuss the details of this? Well...yes. I personally feel as though crumpled is far too unstable and could unravel in your hand at any moment. As well, I find it reflects the more Apollonian aspects of my personality. We are talking about toilet paper, right? __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

03-09-2005, 05:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	guys, we went through a whole raft of this "shit" a couple of years ago. i know this is nonsense; let's not turn it into toilet humor, ok? if i see any more replies, i'll close this thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-09-2005, 06:20 PM	#5 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	hi uncle phil :kisskiss: i hate charmin. leaves bits in my my bum. northern tissue is all that is allowed in my bathrooms. it's quilted yknow. & stroft. ps. folded & kinda crumpled __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-10-2005, 12:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	When I was a kid I used to roll it up in the shape of a football! __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-10-2005, 12:04 AM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	LOL howdydave gets a touchdown there. BWAHAHAHA i'm here all week folks. <small>hrmm... maybe that was only funny in my head?</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-10-2005, 12:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i use a beday

03-10-2005, 12:47 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I use a rag on a stick... __________________ Google