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Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology.

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) -Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 ! - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 -Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
O! ct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree

YOUR TREE (in alphabetical order) :

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, fai! thful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Ok Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

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the_marq

Is there a stupid tree?

Just kidding...I'm a pine tree. Looks kinda acurate, but they left out "dead sexy."

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IC3

Cypress Tree and what is says is way off from how i am

EDIT:

Actually i only read the first few and was like..That aint me.

This is not me:
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content.



This is me:
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness)
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, fai! thful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

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ShaniFaye

I'd pretty much say thats me

and just for fun Dave is

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mojodragon

No, but there is an ugly tree, and I fell out and hit every branch on the way down.

Seriously, though. I fell out of the lime tree.

Fremen

Does the Ugly tree count?

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the_marq

You sunuvabitch...I'm gonna come to your house and pee on your lawn.

...right after I have a few beers.

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Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to.

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Fremen

Damn guys, talk about great minds thinking alike.

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World's King

That's cute and all. And I wish it was true. No. Not even fuckin' close. Modest? Are you fuckin' kidding me?

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ratbastid

Yes and no. Yes and no.

ObieX

Thats pretty damn acurate.

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howdydave

Howdy!

I'm not so sure about the "elegant" and "abhors the vulgar" parts...

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Jonsgirl

I saw this a long time ago, only the dates were slightly different. According to the old one, I was a birch tree. This one says I'm a fig tree, and it's alot more descriiptive of me.

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theguyondacouch

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.
It's pretty close, but I try to be as flexible as possible.

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Averett

Man, I wanted to do the ugly tree joke. Damn you all to hell

Of course, yes, um sure?, not really, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes.

So, I guess I fell out the Rowan tree.

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jwoody

Can you imagine being the first picture in a Google Image Search for fell+out+of+the+ugly+tree



Poor bloke.

Sticky

family tree

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TexanAvenger

eh... not as quiet and shy as I used to be, but most of it's fairly right. This one's closer to me though:

Manuel Hong

It says Elm, which about sums it up

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.


I checked it out for a couple of ex's and my current bf and it was totally off for two of them. I sure hope my sweetie isn't like a Walnut. oof.

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nofnway

lime tree....I'm all that and so much more

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Amnesia620

The Fig tree's characteristics completely match mine. 100%

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Zephyr66

Totally not me...

Tophat665

The Sophistree?

#37, The Larch.
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And now for something completely different....

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kitsune

i got the rowan tree, and i was surprised because even if i tried to describe myself, i couldnt have done it better than that. maybe it's just an assortment of things that i think describe me because i like the way they sound, or maybe it's a big coincidence. but it made me happy for a few minutes.

losthellhound

Im a walnut.. umm.. I mean Im a walnut tree..

I dont think it fits well though..

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Zeraph

About 1/3 to 1/2 of those can describe me. Look up the Barnum effect.

ngdawg

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.
Charm??? uh...ok. And not overly cheerful-more like a jokester. Most of the other things are fairly accurate, except the last sentence. I am overly forgiving-to a fault.

sammy776

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.


it is pretty close to me. except for the artistic talent part

degrawj

It looks like it follows very closely to the greek astrological signs. in that, i'm a cancer, and i'm a textbook cancer. in this, i fell out of the apple tree, and the type of person it describes is just the same as a cancer. i really do think that the time of year you are born is a pretty big determination of what type of personality you have. the think that really freaked me out about this is that apples have always been a central part of my life (long story). so that is extra interesting. i also have an apple tree in my backyard. :-)

K-Wise

May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree

I'm May 6th. Looks like I'm the first Poplar Tree here.
Yes, yes, I'm getting there, yes, yes, yes, yes, not really, yes, not really, yes, just about, yes.

Not entirely accurrate but close.

Edit: <-- so umm this is the tree yo.

Asta!!

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iktoweya

ooo elm tree

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aberkok

Hornbeam tree? Try hornbeast tree.

I didn't find it to be completely accurate, I unfortunately am fairly egoistic, and these things suspiciously always end up being: "Oh yeah that TOTALLY IS ME!" Having said that, isn't the idea of coming from a tree just lovely?

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Astrocloud

Hmmm, at the risk of bein redundant. I am a rainbow satan tree

maleficent

Oh this is funny
of cool beauty Nope
cares for its looks and conditionNot really
good taste Nope
is not egoistic Yup
makes life as comfortable as possible Nope
leads a reasonable and disciplined lifeNope
looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partnerDoesnt everyone?
dreams of unusual loversNope
is seldom happy with its feelingsYup
mistrusts most peopleTotally
is never sure of its decisionsNope
very conscientiousOn a good day

Malarky I say... But the trees are pretty

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ariekitten

i got the hornbeam tree. describes me somewhat i guess.

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sillygirl

Mine doesn't really describe me now... maybe more when I was younger, but not so much these days.

And my hunny's is only kinda him, but it seems kinda contradictory within itself.

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....absence makes me miss him more...

omega2K4

June 24th, so Birch Tree.

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Minorci

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, fai! thful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.


That surprisingly describes me in a nutshell

Pip

I'm supposed to be a Fig Tree... let's see:
very strong minded - Very seldom.
a bit self-willed - A little, perhaps.
honest - Yep, it's something I value highly.
loyal - Only to those few that are worthy.
independent - So very very wrong.
hates contradiction or arguments - Wrong, they add flavour!
hard worker when wants to be - Key words are when wants to be... true.
loves life and friends - Who doesn't?
enjoys children and animals - Ack! Wrong! Wrong!
few sexual relationships - True.
great sense of humor - Depends on who you ask. But true, I guess.
has artistic talent and great intelligence - Heh. True.

No better or worse than any other astrological stuff I've seen, but the tree angle was cute. I like figs, eat myself sick on them around Christmas time every year.

betula

My user name should indicate birch, but alas, I am a Maple tree

Hmm, some hits, some misses. But I think this description is really all over the place, and just about everyone would hit a couple of them. It is wrong about the complicated love life... been happily with my one girl for over 4 years now.

But now I have to say something imaginative and original, because I want to impress. Well, I would but I'm too shy to say so.