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I'm sorry, what was the question?...game
I was thinking since Johnny Carson recently died I would start this thread with an answer then the next poster would give the question.
a la Carnak Answer: Military intelligence I'm sorry...what was the question? |
Who hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?
Answer: love in a tub |
What is Dick Chaney's code name?
Answer: better with melted butter |
what was the Military looking for when they hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?
Answer: A wooden spoon and a gallon of gasoline |
what is love in tub?
answer: seven brides for seven brothers |
What do you get when you cross slutty schizophrenic with the Southern Catholic branch of the Kennedy family?
answer: half a goatee, a rusted out VW van, and 64 pounds of fresh shrimp |
What does Forest Gump get as a condolence package when Bubba Gump goes out of business?
Answer: Inconsistent basketball player just traded to the Sixers. |
Who is the blunt smokin weak ankle havin' never gonna be as good as he used to be except when he plays against the kings Chris Webber
Answer: Righteous Leader |
What's the defininition of a politican that is shunned by his own kind?
Answer: A worn out magnet |
what used to be on the side of the refridgerator, but now is lost in the junk drawer?
Answer: everything, but the kitchen sink! |
what did the attention deficit disorder plumber fix?
Answer:a six foot long stuffed pit bull |
what does Fremen sleep with at night?
Answer: lacy thong panties |
What does bernie make her dog wear on Wednesdays?
Answer: cold buttermilk pie |
what's the best remedy for a hangover from a 3 day bender.
Answer: Warm flannel blanket |
what Fremen wears to the grocery store.
um yeah, just the blanket, folks, <i>just the blanket</i>. Answer: a stick of butter |
Stephen, from userfriendly the comic strip, loves sex that involves what food item?
Answer:16 men on a dead man's chest |
What do you see when sex with Richard Simmons goes awry?
Answer: snails in a light buttery-lemon sauce |
What's the newest trend in Slow Food?
Answer: Fish Pudding |
What's on the menu for dinner at grandmother's house?
(I kid you not...) Answer: Altoids |
What does Al nickname his hemorrhoids?
Answer: pink slippers on the patio |
What did Elvis sing when he went to Greenwich Village?
Answer: Clint Eastwood, Scott Peterson and Liberace |
what is the most unlikely three muskateers ever?
Answer: paddyjoe & flyman on vacation |
What is the name of a really bad pr0n movie? :lol:
answer: Ally McBeal on Speed. |
What was the original plot of the Steven King novel, <i>Thinner</i>.
Answer: The Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub. |
What was the original "hot seat" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
Answer: Captain Hook. |
Who accidently invented circumcision?
Answer: 14 computer programmers, 1 prom queen, and 3 bags of pork rinds |
What's prom night looking like for the seniors this year?
Answer: Gregorian chant. |
notes unobtainable by the many (laughable) american idol rejects.
Answer: Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell |
What were Beauty & the Beast's nicknames?
Answer: 4 eggs, a computer mouse, and Peter Pan |
what is up micheal jackson's ass?
Answer: martha stewart's ankle bracelet |
what else is up micheal jackson's ass? (Sorry Bernie ;))
Martha Stewart's Other ankle bracelet. |
What else does Michael Jackson want up his ass? I feel so ashamed... :(
Answer: Bubbles the chimpanzee. |
Must.... resist.... the... temptation..... yeeeeeeargh!!!!!!!
Who really runs this country? A: A shirt, a shark, and a narc. |
Who is Ted (The Unibomber) Kaczynski's main nemesis?
Answer: Paris Hilton's agent |
Who is the luckiest person in the world right now?
Answer: a slut, a skank and a whore |
Who's making Paris Hilton's agent the luckiest person in the world?
Answer: The popular board game "Sorry" |
What is the new item endorsed my micheal jackson?
Answer: A midget, a tub jello and a toothbrush |
What three things would you need if trapped on a desert island?
Answer: French tickler |
what is micheal jackson's favorite trinket gift to give young boys after plying them with alcohol?
Answer: pillow fight |
What am I imagining happening between a few scantily clad, attractive women?
Answer: a halo |
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