I'm sorry, what was the question?...game
 

I was thinking since Johnny Carson recently died I would start this thread with an answer then the next poster would give the question.

a la Carnak


Answer: Military intelligence

I'm sorry...what was the question?

Who hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?

Answer: love in a tub

What is Dick Chaney's code name?

Answer: better with melted butter

what was the Military looking for when they hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?

Answer: A wooden spoon and a gallon of gasoline

what is love in tub?


answer: seven brides for seven brothers

What do you get when you cross slutty schizophrenic with the Southern Catholic branch of the Kennedy family?

answer: half a goatee, a rusted out VW van, and 64 pounds of fresh shrimp

What does Forest Gump get as a condolence package when Bubba Gump goes out of business?

Answer: Inconsistent basketball player just traded to the Sixers.

Who is the blunt smokin weak ankle havin' never gonna be as good as he used to be except when he plays against the kings Chris Webber


Answer: Righteous Leader

What's the defininition of a politican that is shunned by his own kind?

Answer: A worn out magnet

what used to be on the side of the refridgerator, but now is lost in the junk drawer?

Answer: everything, but the kitchen sink!

what did the attention deficit disorder plumber fix?

Answer:a six foot long stuffed pit bull

what does Fremen sleep with at night?

Answer: lacy thong panties

What does bernie make her dog wear on Wednesdays?

Answer: cold buttermilk pie

what's the best remedy for a hangover from a 3 day bender.

Answer: Warm flannel blanket

what Fremen wears to the grocery store.
um yeah, just the blanket, folks, <i>just the blanket</i>.

Answer: a stick of butter

Stephen, from userfriendly the comic strip, loves sex that involves what food item?

Answer:16 men on a dead man's chest

What do you see when sex with Richard Simmons goes awry?

Answer:
snails in a light buttery-lemon sauce

What's the newest trend in Slow Food?

Answer:
Fish Pudding

What's on the menu for dinner at grandmother's house?
(I kid you not...)

Answer:
Altoids

What does Al nickname his hemorrhoids?

Answer:
pink slippers on the patio

What did Elvis sing when he went to Greenwich Village?

Answer:
Clint Eastwood, Scott Peterson and Liberace

what is the most unlikely three muskateers ever?

Answer:
paddyjoe & flyman on vacation

What is the name of a really bad pr0n movie? :lol:

answer: Ally McBeal on Speed.

What was the original plot of the Steven King novel, <i>Thinner</i>.

Answer:
The Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub.

What was the original "hot seat" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Answer:
Captain Hook.

Who accidently invented circumcision?

Answer:
14 computer programmers, 1 prom queen, and 3 bags of pork rinds

What's prom night looking like for the seniors this year?

Answer:
Gregorian chant.

notes unobtainable by the many (laughable) american idol rejects.

Answer:
Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell

What were Beauty & the Beast's nicknames?

Answer:
4 eggs, a computer mouse, and Peter Pan

what is up micheal jackson's ass?

Answer:
martha stewart's ankle bracelet

what else is up micheal jackson's ass? (Sorry Bernie ;))

Martha Stewart's Other ankle bracelet.

What else does Michael Jackson want up his ass? I feel so ashamed... :(


Answer:
Bubbles the chimpanzee.

Must.... resist.... the... temptation..... yeeeeeeargh!!!!!!!

Who really runs this country?

A: A shirt, a shark, and a narc.

Who is Ted (The Unibomber) Kaczynski's main nemesis?

Answer: Paris Hilton's agent

Who is the luckiest person in the world right now?

Answer:
a slut, a skank and a whore

Who's making Paris Hilton's agent the luckiest person in the world?

Answer:
The popular board game "Sorry"

What is the new item endorsed my micheal jackson?
Answer: A midget, a tub jello and a toothbrush

What three things would you need if trapped on a desert island?




Answer: French tickler

what is micheal jackson's favorite trinket gift to give young boys after plying them with alcohol?

Answer:
pillow fight

What am I imagining happening between a few scantily clad, attractive women?

Answer:
a halo