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nofnway · 02-23-2005, 07:20 PM

I was thinking since Johnny Carson recently died I would start this thread with an answer then the next poster would give the question.

a la Carnak

Answer: Military intelligence

I'm sorry...what was the question?

Grancey · 02-23-2005, 07:46 PM

Who hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?

Answer: love in a tub

Chamaeleontidae · 02-23-2005, 07:51 PM

What is Dick Chaney's code name?

Answer: better with melted butter

cj2112 · 02-23-2005, 07:53 PM

what was the Military looking for when they hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone?

Answer: A wooden spoon and a gallon of gasoline

nofnway · 02-23-2005, 08:12 PM

what is love in tub?

answer: seven brides for seven brothers

mojodragon · 02-23-2005, 09:41 PM

What do you get when you cross slutty schizophrenic with the Southern Catholic branch of the Kennedy family?

answer: half a goatee, a rusted out VW van, and 64 pounds of fresh shrimp

CityOfAngels · 02-23-2005, 11:08 PM

What does Forest Gump get as a condolence package when Bubba Gump goes out of business?

Answer: Inconsistent basketball player just traded to the Sixers.

nofnway · 02-24-2005, 12:31 AM

Who is the blunt smokin weak ankle havin' never gonna be as good as he used to be except when he plays against the kings Chris Webber

Answer: Righteous Leader

Cervantes · 02-24-2005, 02:17 AM

What's the defininition of a politican that is shunned by his own kind?

Answer: A worn out magnet

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 11:04 AM

what used to be on the side of the refridgerator, but now is lost in the junk drawer?

Answer: everything, but the kitchen sink!

mojodragon · 02-26-2005, 11:20 AM

what did the attention deficit disorder plumber fix?

Answer:a six foot long stuffed pit bull

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 11:31 AM

what does Fremen sleep with at night?

Answer: lacy thong panties

Fremen · 02-26-2005, 01:44 PM

What does bernie make her dog wear on Wednesdays?

Answer: cold buttermilk pie

nofnway · 02-26-2005, 05:32 PM

what's the best remedy for a hangover from a 3 day bender.

Answer: Warm flannel blanket

bernadette · 02-26-2005, 06:04 PM

what Fremen wears to the grocery store.
um yeah, just the blanket, folks, <i>just the blanket</i>.

Answer: a stick of butter

mazagmot · 02-26-2005, 11:37 PM

Stephen, from userfriendly the comic strip, loves sex that involves what food item?

Answer:16 men on a dead man's chest

Fremen · 02-27-2005, 05:31 PM

What do you see when sex with Richard Simmons goes awry?

Answer:
snails in a light buttery-lemon sauce

Tophat665 · 02-27-2005, 05:37 PM

What's the newest trend in Slow Food?

Answer:
Fish Pudding

TexanAvenger · 02-27-2005, 05:41 PM

What's on the menu for dinner at grandmother's house?
(I kid you not...)

Answer:
Altoids

Fremen · 02-27-2005, 05:47 PM

What does Al nickname his hemorrhoids?

Answer:
pink slippers on the patio

Grancey · 02-27-2005, 09:25 PM

What did Elvis sing when he went to Greenwich Village?

Answer:
Clint Eastwood, Scott Peterson and Liberace

bernadette · 02-28-2005, 11:16 AM

what is the most unlikely three muskateers ever?

Answer:
paddyjoe & flyman on vacation

CityOfAngels · 02-28-2005, 11:19 AM

What is the name of a really bad pr0n movie?

answer: Ally McBeal on Speed.

Tophat665 · 02-28-2005, 02:21 PM

What was the original plot of the Steven King novel, <i>Thinner</i>.

Answer:
The Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub.

TexanAvenger · 02-28-2005, 04:31 PM

What was the original "hot seat" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Answer:
Captain Hook.

mojodragon · 02-28-2005, 05:57 PM

Who accidently invented circumcision?

Answer:
14 computer programmers, 1 prom queen, and 3 bags of pork rinds

TexanAvenger · 02-28-2005, 06:30 PM

What's prom night looking like for the seniors this year?

Answer:
Gregorian chant.

bernadette · 02-28-2005, 10:46 PM

notes unobtainable by the many (laughable) american idol rejects.

Answer:
Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell

Fremen · 02-28-2005, 11:06 PM

What were Beauty & the Beast's nicknames?

Answer:
4 eggs, a computer mouse, and Peter Pan

bernadette · 03-01-2005, 10:19 AM

what is up micheal jackson's ass?

Answer:
martha stewart's ankle bracelet

Tophat665 · 03-01-2005, 02:17 PM

what else is up micheal jackson's ass? (Sorry Bernie

)

Martha Stewart's Other ankle bracelet.

mazagmot · 03-03-2005, 06:01 AM

What else does Michael Jackson want up his ass? I feel so ashamed...

Answer:
Bubbles the chimpanzee.

Tophat665 · 03-03-2005, 10:41 AM

Must.... resist.... the... temptation..... yeeeeeeargh!!!!!!!

Who really runs this country?

A: A shirt, a shark, and a narc.

bernadette · 03-03-2005, 06:23 PM

Who is Ted (The Unibomber) Kaczynski's main nemesis?

Answer: Paris Hilton's agent

Fremen · 03-03-2005, 06:39 PM

Who is the luckiest person in the world right now?

Answer:
a slut, a skank and a whore

TexanAvenger · 03-03-2005, 07:13 PM

Who's making Paris Hilton's agent the luckiest person in the world?

Answer:
The popular board game "Sorry"

Hampshire · 03-04-2005, 10:31 PM

What is the new item endorsed my micheal jackson?
Answer: A midget, a tub jello and a toothbrush

nofnway · 03-05-2005, 12:11 PM

What three things would you need if trapped on a desert island?

Answer: French tickler

bernadette · 03-06-2005, 08:56 AM

what is micheal jackson's favorite trinket gift to give young boys after plying them with alcohol?

Answer:
pillow fight

TexanAvenger · 03-06-2005, 09:53 AM

What am I imagining happening between a few scantily clad, attractive women?

Answer:
a halo

02-23-2005, 07:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	I'm sorry, what was the question?...game I was thinking since Johnny Carson recently died I would start this thread with an answer then the next poster would give the question. a la Carnak Answer: Military intelligence I'm sorry...what was the question? __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-23-2005, 07:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	Who hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone? Answer: love in a tub __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

02-23-2005, 07:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chamaeleontidae aka: freakylongname Location: South of the Great While North	What is Dick Chaney's code name? Answer: better with melted butter __________________ "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." Robin Williams.

02-23-2005, 08:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	what is love in tub? answer: seven brides for seven brothers __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-24-2005, 12:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Who is the blunt smokin weak ankle havin' never gonna be as good as he used to be except when he plays against the kings Chris Webber Answer: Righteous Leader __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-23-2005, 07:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	what was the Military looking for when they hacked into Paris Hilton's cell phone? Answer: A wooden spoon and a gallon of gasoline

02-23-2005, 09:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	What do you get when you cross slutty schizophrenic with the Southern Catholic branch of the Kennedy family? answer: half a goatee, a rusted out VW van, and 64 pounds of fresh shrimp

02-24-2005, 02:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
Cervantes Psycho Location: Above you	What's the defininition of a politican that is shunned by his own kind? Answer: A worn out magnet __________________ - "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.." - "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong." - "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

02-26-2005, 11:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what used to be on the side of the refridgerator, but now is lost in the junk drawer? Answer: everything, but the kitchen sink! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-26-2005, 11:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	what did the attention deficit disorder plumber fix? Answer:a six foot long stuffed pit bull

02-26-2005, 11:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what does Fremen sleep with at night? Answer: lacy thong panties __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-26-2005, 01:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What does bernie make her dog wear on Wednesdays? Answer: cold buttermilk pie __________________ Google

02-26-2005, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	what's the best remedy for a hangover from a 3 day bender. Answer: Warm flannel blanket __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

02-26-2005, 06:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what Fremen wears to the grocery store. um yeah, just the blanket, folks, <i>just the blanket</i>. Answer: a stick of butter __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-26-2005, 11:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	Stephen, from userfriendly the comic strip, loves sex that involves what food item? Answer:16 men on a dead man's chest

02-27-2005, 05:37 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	What's the newest trend in Slow Food? Answer: Fish Pudding __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-27-2005, 05:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What do you see when sex with Richard Simmons goes awry? Answer: snails in a light buttery-lemon sauce __________________ Google

02-27-2005, 05:41 PM	#19 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	What's on the menu for dinner at grandmother's house? (I kid you not...) Answer: Altoids

02-27-2005, 05:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What does Al nickname his hemorrhoids? Answer: pink slippers on the patio __________________ Google

02-27-2005, 09:25 PM	#21 (permalink)
Grancey Life's short, gotta hurry... Location: land of pit vipers	What did Elvis sing when he went to Greenwich Village? Answer: Clint Eastwood, Scott Peterson and Liberace __________________ Quiet, mild-mannered souls might just turn out to be roaring lions of two-fisted cool.

02-28-2005, 11:16 AM	#22 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what is the most unlikely three muskateers ever? Answer: paddyjoe & flyman on vacation __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-28-2005, 02:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	What was the original plot of the Steven King novel, <i>Thinner</i>. Answer: The Fiendish Bidet of Beelzebub. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-28-2005, 04:31 PM	#25 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	What was the original "hot seat" on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Answer: Captain Hook.

02-28-2005, 05:57 PM	#26 (permalink)
mojodragon Darth Mojo Location: Right behind you...	Who accidently invented circumcision? Answer: 14 computer programmers, 1 prom queen, and 3 bags of pork rinds

02-28-2005, 06:30 PM	#27 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	What's prom night looking like for the seniors this year? Answer: Gregorian chant.

02-28-2005, 10:46 PM	#28 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	notes unobtainable by the many (laughable) american idol rejects. Answer: Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

02-28-2005, 11:06 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What were Beauty & the Beast's nicknames? Answer: 4 eggs, a computer mouse, and Peter Pan __________________ Google

03-01-2005, 10:19 AM	#30 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what is up micheal jackson's ass? Answer: martha stewart's ankle bracelet __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-01-2005, 02:17 PM	#31 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	what else is up micheal jackson's ass? (Sorry Bernie ) Martha Stewart's Other ankle bracelet. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-03-2005, 06:01 AM	#32 (permalink)
mazagmot Crazy Location: S. Korea	What else does Michael Jackson want up his ass? I feel so ashamed... Answer: Bubbles the chimpanzee.

03-03-2005, 10:41 AM	#33 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Must.... resist.... the... temptation..... yeeeeeeargh!!!!!!! Who really runs this country? A: A shirt, a shark, and a narc. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-03-2005, 06:23 PM	#34 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Who is Ted (The Unibomber) Kaczynski's main nemesis? Answer: Paris Hilton's agent __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

03-03-2005, 06:39 PM	#35 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Who is the luckiest person in the world right now? Answer: a slut, a skank and a whore __________________ Google

03-03-2005, 07:13 PM	#36 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Who's making Paris Hilton's agent the luckiest person in the world? Answer: The popular board game "Sorry"

03-04-2005, 10:31 PM	#37 (permalink)
Hampshire Crazy	What is the new item endorsed my micheal jackson? Answer: A midget, a tub jello and a toothbrush

03-05-2005, 12:11 PM	#38 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	What three things would you need if trapped on a desert island? Answer: French tickler __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci