Giant Hamburger's deepest, darkest secret (and no it isn't his sauce) - Page 14 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Charlatan · 07-17-2009, 07:54 AM

You thought the thread was dead? Clearly you are just trying to hid the truth: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ml#post1663104

Jetée · 07-17-2009, 08:20 AM

Ah, finally ...I found a warm spot for my sweaty meat.

I shall return with a vengeance for the blandiose.

uncle phil · 07-17-2009, 12:19 PM

armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way...

ring · 07-17-2009, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

but sometimes the world smells of blood
because my nose is bleeding.

That sounds bloody awful,
unless you enjoy that sort of sticky crusty perfume.

I'll see what I can find at the nose humidor shop.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-18-2009, 08:46 AM

Giant Hamburger came to see me, & now I can't see myself in the mirror anymore.

Fly · 07-18-2009, 03:51 PM

did he eat your face OCM?

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-18-2009, 03:55 PM

Well, yeah, he's mighty.

His secret's still his sauce.

kramus · 07-18-2009, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way...

I have before and after pics of this event . . .

Jetée · 07-18-2009, 05:25 PM

Mighty whale bone... it lasts and lasts, hmm-mmm, it cannot be destroyed and/or defeated; it must simply be accepted as an integral part of nature's song of hope, longevity, and that real salty taste you endure whensoever you venture out swimming in the ocean.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-18-2009, 05:26 PM

My pink rose can't compare to His warm center.

ring · 07-19-2009, 06:42 AM

Has anyone seen my nosegay?

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 06:50 AM

(I think HE might have it in his armpit.)

Giant Hamburger · 07-20-2009, 08:19 AM

*arranges bouquet of dead whales around Ourcrazymodern's face to point the way towards justice

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-20-2009, 09:25 AM

Ah, man!

uncle phil · 07-20-2009, 12:44 PM

GH is just soo cool that way...

Jetée · 07-20-2009, 01:03 PM

You mean hot, right? Piping, char-broiled hot with a distinct mesquite air of deliciousness kind-of-hot, right?

Or more frozen beef-patty hibernation before the slaughter kind-of-cool; was that the orginal aim of it all?

Duck Soup.

Charlatan · 07-20-2009, 04:04 PM

Something isn't right with our Burger...

Jetée · 07-20-2009, 04:21 PM

ground-beef, with side of extra large flies

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 07:35 AM

HIS deepest, darkest secret is cheek-by-howl to his sauce.

ring · 07-21-2009, 10:26 AM

GH perhaps has not so subtle,
subterranean plans for us all.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 10:55 AM

Perhaps I should reiterate: I love that man.

Giant Hamburger · 07-21-2009, 11:43 AM

Your love fills me with POWER!

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 01:31 PM

Yeah? You know what I could fill you with.

Jetée · 07-21-2009, 02:10 PM

Oh my gush, no!

*backs away from the ensuing spurt of power transferral; a veritable jetstream of unpalatable and staggering potency that I shall not bear witness to...day.*

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 02:13 PM

Well, except that my junk might get in HIS way.

Giant Hamburger · 07-21-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?

Yeah? You know what I could fill you with.

Spiders?
pork rinds?
smoke?
orange rocks?
leaves?
mechanically separated chicken?

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-22-2009, 05:44 AM

& the music that moves us all.

you see that rest stop?

ring · 07-22-2009, 08:03 AM

"Keep on truckin'."(Boyz!)

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-23-2009, 11:20 AM

Next camp out, I'll be staying longer.

GH is going to take the videos.

Jetée · 07-28-2009, 12:48 AM

Well, in my futility to find the original portrayal that I was waiting to post all along, I am at a loss, and disappointed that I let the opportunity slip away. Hopefully, I find my way back to that place once more.

Enough, to make up for incompetence to recall to save a picture, I offer this sacrifice unto this thread:

The Giant Hamburger (Eater)!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esoteric

Charlatan · 07-28-2009, 01:43 AM

At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body.

It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

Giant Hamburger · 07-28-2009, 06:56 AM

I will remove the chill from your bones!

My dark yet mundane secret for today is I am moments away from meeting with copier salesmen.

Jetée · 07-28-2009, 07:02 AM

Hahahaheh. I just got it.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-28-2009, 02:25 PM

Y'all might be mean, but I will never tire of his taste.

Jetée · 07-29-2009, 01:24 PM

In order to catch the rarest of all, one must think as though they were the diabolical colossal meatball.

ring · 07-29-2009, 03:21 PM

Those copier salesmen come well armed with various toners.
I hope they behaved themselves.

I hope they were tasty.

Charlatan · 07-30-2009, 06:46 PM

GH came over for a drink the other night. After a few drinks, he got a little out of control.

Before

After

Giant Hamburger · 07-31-2009, 06:50 AM

You told me those pictures were just for us!

Fly · 07-31-2009, 07:07 AM

what a slut.........

kramus · 07-31-2009, 08:28 AM

Somehow I picture GH displaying a different sort of abandon. Sort of a bait and switch thing.

07-17-2009, 07:54 AM	#521 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	You thought the thread was dead? Clearly you are just trying to hid the truth: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ml#post1663104 __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-17-2009, 08:20 AM	#522 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Ah, finally ...I found a warm spot for my sweaty meat. I shall return with a vengeance for the blandiose. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-17-2009, 12:19 PM	#523 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2009, 08:46 AM	#525 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Giant Hamburger came to see me, & now I can't see myself in the mirror anymore. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-18-2009, 03:51 PM	#526 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	did he eat your face OCM? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-18-2009, 03:55 PM	#527 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Well, yeah, he's mighty. His secret's still his sauce. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-18-2009, 05:25 PM	#529 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Mighty whale bone... it lasts and lasts, hmm-mmm, it cannot be destroyed and/or defeated; it must simply be accepted as an integral part of nature's song of hope, longevity, and that real salty taste you endure whensoever you venture out swimming in the ocean. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-18-2009, 05:26 PM	#530 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	My pink rose can't compare to His warm center. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 06:42 AM	#531 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Has anyone seen my nosegay?

07-19-2009, 06:50 AM	#532 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	(I think HE might have it in his armpit.) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-20-2009, 08:19 AM	#533 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	*arranges bouquet of dead whales around Ourcrazymodern's face to point the way towards justice

07-20-2009, 09:25 AM	#534 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Ah, man! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-20-2009, 12:44 PM	#535 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	GH is just soo cool that way... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-20-2009, 01:03 PM	#536 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	You mean hot, right? Piping, char-broiled hot with a distinct mesquite air of deliciousness kind-of-hot, right? Or more frozen beef-patty hibernation before the slaughter kind-of-cool; was that the orginal aim of it all? Duck Soup. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-20-2009, 04:04 PM	#537 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Something isn't right with our Burger... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-20-2009, 04:21 PM	#538 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	ground-beef, with side of extra large flies __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-21-2009, 07:35 AM	#539 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	HIS deepest, darkest secret is cheek-by-howl to his sauce. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 10:26 AM	#540 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	GH perhaps has not so subtle, subterranean plans for us all.

07-21-2009, 10:55 AM	#541 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Perhaps I should reiterate: I love that man. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 11:43 AM	#542 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Your love fills me with POWER!

07-21-2009, 01:31 PM	#543 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Yeah? You know what I could fill you with. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 02:10 PM	#544 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Oh my gush, no! backs away from the ensuing spurt of power transferral; a veritable jetstream of unpalatable and staggering potency that I shall not bear witness to...day. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-21-2009, 02:13 PM	#545 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Well, except that my junk might get in HIS way. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2009, 05:44 AM	#547 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	& the music that moves us all. you see that rest stop? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2009, 08:03 AM	#548 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"Keep on truckin'."(Boyz!)

07-23-2009, 11:20 AM	#549 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Next camp out, I'll be staying longer. GH is going to take the videos. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-28-2009, 01:43 AM	#551 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body. It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-28-2009, 06:56 AM	#552 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I will remove the chill from your bones! My dark yet mundane secret for today is I am moments away from meeting with copier salesmen.

07-28-2009, 07:02 AM	#553 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	Hahahaheh. I just got it. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-28-2009, 02:25 PM	#554 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Y'all might be mean, but I will never tire of his taste. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-29-2009, 01:24 PM	#555 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	In order to catch the rarest of all, one must think as though they were the diabolical colossal meatball. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

07-29-2009, 03:21 PM	#556 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Those copier salesmen come well armed with various toners. I hope they behaved themselves. I hope they were tasty.

07-30-2009, 06:46 PM	#557 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	GH came over for a drink the other night. After a few drinks, he got a little out of control. Before After __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-31-2009, 06:50 AM	#558 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	You told me those pictures were just for us!

07-31-2009, 07:07 AM	#559 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	what a slut......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios