Giant Hamburger's deepest, darkest secret (and no it isn't his sauce) - Page 12 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Fly · 06-10-2008, 01:51 PM

my contacts hurt.....

Charlatan · 06-10-2008, 04:15 PM

I keep my eye in a box until I absolutely need it... I want to keep it fresh.

lotsofmagnets · 06-11-2008, 08:15 AM

"hello? hello? can you hear me? i think we have a bad connection"

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-11-2008, 05:47 PM

I think lava's cool.

...I still think it's his sauce.

Charlatan · 06-17-2008, 04:01 PM

Charlatan · 06-18-2008, 04:25 PM

A day in the life of GH...

Upon waking, he must shower:

He puts on his favourite hat:

Well... the one his wife let's him wear in public:

She dons hers... she prefers something understated, with a brim:

They put on their shoes:

and hit the road:

He takes his wife shopping for new clothes:

And stop for a little snack... he is evil, you know (or haven't you been paying attention).

He then heads for home and takes a load off in his favourite chair:

uncle phil · 06-18-2008, 04:30 PM

one sick puppy, you are...

Giant Hamburger · 06-19-2008, 07:24 AM

I shower in the evenings
and I want to eat that baby.

ring · 06-19-2008, 12:29 PM

Tartare!
Tartare!
Tartare!

The wee one needs naught but a tad of garlic, salt and pepper.

Charlatan · 06-20-2008, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

I shower in the evenings...

Oh but the shower in the evening is much different from the shower in the morning...

ring · 06-20-2008, 04:59 PM

Giant Hamburger · 06-23-2008, 07:12 AM

Fly · 06-23-2008, 04:30 PM

that green is stunning.

and a bidet to boot..........nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.

Giant Hamburger · 06-24-2008, 09:09 AM

ring · 06-24-2008, 07:29 PM

"a goyles best fiend"

I think we need a thread dedicated to the bidet.
It was fun to watch my younger siblings arrange the Barbies and GI Joes
around the fountain.

My mom let us wash our feet in it too./ end digression.

Mayhem time?

Charlatan · 06-25-2008, 04:17 PM

The undead and bidets go together like a hamburger and bun.

ring · 06-25-2008, 08:56 PM

okiest doky then..

Giant Hamburger · 06-26-2008, 12:43 PM

The imagery in this thread is pleasing to me

ring · 06-26-2008, 04:33 PM

This image has restored my faith in creative courage.

Tasty.

Giant Hamburger · 06-27-2008, 07:16 AM

Fly · 06-27-2008, 04:09 PM

shouldn't there be a beer can sticking out of it's ass?

beer can chicken on the bbq is killer..........

uncle phil · 06-28-2008, 03:27 AM

wait a minute...GH posting a picture of a chicken?

is it oxymoronic?

will the sky fall?

/me runs for the nearest KFC...

Charlatan · 06-28-2008, 06:26 AM

It's a giant evil chicken so all is right with the world.

Ourcrazymodern? · 06-28-2008, 07:56 AM

I might pollute your thread;
without photo-bucketed nasties.
Pretend they are there.

I remain, wishing.

Fly · 06-28-2008, 09:21 AM

i still say.....it needs a freakin' beer can to add to the flavour........no?

Charlatan · 06-29-2008, 01:03 AM

From the earth rose a new power...

ring · 06-29-2008, 07:03 PM

GH's priorities will ensure that only the strongest shall prevail.

uncle phil · 06-30-2008, 02:48 AM

boo on weakness...

Redlemon · 06-30-2008, 05:57 AM

Sorry to back up the thread a moment, but Mrs. GH might be interested in the following when GH is unavailable:

Tentacle Silicone Dildo

ring · 07-02-2008, 03:27 PM

ummm...that's just.

One ringy-dingbatringy...anyone home?

Charlatan · 07-03-2008, 08:10 PM

Eat one and gain a life...

Redlemon · 07-07-2008, 09:15 AM

I believe that Mrs. GH also requires some bling:

Giant Hamburger · 07-07-2008, 10:47 AM

I would wear that with pride as I strolled down the boulevard.

ring · 07-15-2008, 01:26 PM

Is it time to freshen your toes?

ottopilot · 07-15-2008, 07:49 PM

Or you could weather-seal your aggregate while barefooted. It lasts for months!

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-24-2008, 06:23 AM

It's his fucking sauce, I tell you!
Beam me up, GH, so I can tell you to your, um, face???

Charlatan · 09-27-2008, 05:34 AM

Giant Hamburger... now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-27-2008, 07:57 AM

but, butt, I did this already.

ring · 09-27-2008, 08:15 AM

Raw meat digests easier.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

( Come back!, sir Giant H!, mother loves you, I know she does!)

Giant Hamburger · 09-29-2008, 01:31 PM

06-10-2008, 01:51 PM	#441 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	my contacts hurt..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-10-2008, 04:15 PM	#442 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I keep my eye in a box until I absolutely need it... I want to keep it fresh. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-11-2008, 08:15 AM	#443 (permalink)
lotsofmagnets Upright Location: reykjavík, iceland	"hello? hello? can you hear me? i think we have a bad connection" __________________ mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor. she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron. physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?

06-11-2008, 05:47 PM	#444 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I think lava's cool. ...I still think it's his sauce. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-17-2008, 04:01 PM	#445 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke Last edited by Charlatan; 06-17-2008 at 04:05 PM..

06-18-2008, 04:25 PM	#446 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	A day in the life of GH... Upon waking, he must shower: He puts on his favourite hat: Well... the one his wife let's him wear in public: She dons hers... she prefers something understated, with a brim: They put on their shoes: and hit the road: He takes his wife shopping for new clothes: And stop for a little snack... he is evil, you know (or haven't you been paying attention). He then heads for home and takes a load off in his favourite chair: __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-18-2008, 04:30 PM	#447 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	one sick puppy, you are... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-19-2008, 07:24 AM	#448 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I shower in the evenings and I want to eat that baby.

06-19-2008, 12:29 PM	#449 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Tartare! Tartare! Tartare! The wee one needs naught but a tad of garlic, salt and pepper.

06-20-2008, 04:59 PM	#451 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤

06-23-2008, 07:12 AM	#452 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

06-23-2008, 04:30 PM	#453 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	that green is stunning. and a bidet to boot..........nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-24-2008, 09:09 AM	#454 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

06-24-2008, 07:29 PM	#455 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	"a goyles best fiend" I think we need a thread dedicated to the bidet. It was fun to watch my younger siblings arrange the Barbies and GI Joes around the fountain. My mom let us wash our feet in it too./ end digression. Mayhem time?

06-25-2008, 04:17 PM	#456 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The undead and bidets go together like a hamburger and bun. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-25-2008, 08:56 PM	#457 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	okiest doky then..

06-26-2008, 12:43 PM	#458 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	The imagery in this thread is pleasing to me

06-26-2008, 04:33 PM	#459 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This image has restored my faith in creative courage. Tasty.

06-27-2008, 07:16 AM	#460 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit

06-27-2008, 04:09 PM	#461 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	shouldn't there be a beer can sticking out of it's ass? beer can chicken on the bbq is killer.......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-28-2008, 03:27 AM	#462 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wait a minute...GH posting a picture of a chicken? is it oxymoronic? will the sky fall? /me runs for the nearest KFC... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-28-2008, 06:26 AM	#463 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It's a giant evil chicken so all is right with the world. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-28-2008, 07:56 AM	#464 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I might pollute your thread; without photo-bucketed nasties. Pretend they are there. I remain, wishing. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

06-28-2008, 09:21 AM	#465 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i still say.....it needs a freakin' beer can to add to the flavour........no? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-29-2008, 01:03 AM	#466 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	From the earth rose a new power... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

06-29-2008, 07:03 PM	#467 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	GH's priorities will ensure that only the strongest shall prevail.

06-30-2008, 02:48 AM	#468 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	boo on weakness... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-30-2008, 05:57 AM	#469 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Sorry to back up the thread a moment, but Mrs. GH might be interested in the following when GH is unavailable: Tentacle Silicone Dildo __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-02-2008, 03:27 PM	#470 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	ummm...that's just. One ringy-dingbatringy...anyone home?

07-03-2008, 08:10 PM	#471 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Eat one and gain a life... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-07-2008, 09:15 AM	#472 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I believe that Mrs. GH also requires some bling: __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-07-2008, 10:47 AM	#473 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I would wear that with pride as I strolled down the boulevard.

07-15-2008, 01:26 PM	#474 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Is it time to freshen your toes?

07-15-2008, 07:49 PM	#475 (permalink)
ottopilot let me be clear Location: Waddy Peytona	Or you could weather-seal your aggregate while barefooted. It lasts for months! __________________ "It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

07-24-2008, 06:23 AM	#476 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	It's his fucking sauce, I tell you! Beam me up, GH, so I can tell you to your, um, face???