I'd rather use a razor.

It's been a long time trying for this, but I still think the tournament should commence equally and soon-fully, with copious amounts of ketchup shed.

http://i47.tinypic.com/oggy3d.jpg
Extra Value Combo Alpha by ~Lysol-Jones

Giant Hamburger embodies space & time & thought - I'm pretty sure he'd win.

Pretty sure?

I don't know - there's a reason why these sort of contests are performed, even though there may be clear favorites.
It's a test and testament to our strengths and weaknesses.

Heck yeah, I'm rooting for the big guy, but one has to wonder, what happens if and/or when he encounters Ronald, the "Big Cheese", when he has fully transformed into battle mode?


It'll be a melee, for sure.


http://9gag.com/photo/6165_540.jpg

I am prepared to fight anyone, anywhere at anytime for anything.

Would you fight for peace?

Yes I would, I'd punch it right in its smirking face.
After the dust settled we would go have some beers.

GH minces words even better than onions.

We could go have some bears ,too.

(appetizers)

Alright, I couldn't help it; the coincidence got too strong for me to stray away.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2nhjczq.jpg
"Carebear Carnage", by Jude Buffum

Take that peace. I vanquish you... in the name of love.

GH doesn't believe in wasting food.

Third try is the charm.

Those weren't the orifices you were looking for:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...1006439bus.jpg

I'm not so sure, though GH is known to be fond of tongue-in-cheek as well.

Just so; every course can be dessert.

*swoons

You have summoned me back with these full-flavored icons of deliciousness!

I have been where the cats are as huge
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4079/...2e1cb4c4b6.jpg
as their lips are green.

Perhaps the tornadoes of fortune could blow us all to this place in Kansas,
where the burgers are small.

They are waiting to serve you:
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../cozycooks.jpg

http://www.cozyburger.com/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...urgerThing.gif

Pooh Bear Hamburger Mold

I taint his sauce at my own peril.

I used to have a banana phone.

Like this one...
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/crazy/banana1.jpg

That's dark. I refuse to give up my mancrush.

Pre-quel
1

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2
[Sillybrities.]

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3
Don LaFontaine

http://i34.tinypic.com/14chd20.jpg
"that announcer guy from the movies" and the former voice of the original MovieFone(TM)

back to the matter at hand...

Attachment 23172

Glazing

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/...65e96f6215.jpg
The Lady's Brunch Burger by Marshall Astor (Food Pornographer)

Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell.

(I swear this seem like Deja Vu here.)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky...an0uo1_500.jpg
Sacrificial plate {Photo by: Andrew Nguyen}


previously: Glazing

That is a pride of burgers!

So, offing their protective coverings and sucking out their juices (sweet, pickly juices) is a no-go (I'm not sure if eating a great burger or admiring it, solely, is the best way to "praise" it)?

I have a lot to learn. (I prefer "braised / broiled".)

http://i34.tinypic.com/14tpkye.jpg
created by Brock Davis.

Just in case it hasn't been said before: (though it has, but I don't think the artist, too, has been mentioned)

http://i34.tinypic.com/rs64d2.jpg
Joy Kambia O'Shell
Hamburger Dress, August 2005.
Assorted fibers, nylon, crocheted and sewn.

the image is the art...

seems he knew the artist beforehand (at least by proxy)
 

more knitting

http://i46.tinypic.com/28b8ggp.jpg

He's shy.

That can't be his only secret, can it? There has to be one more diabolical, I think.. maybe?

Maybe he's like me, and he gets excited around women who talk in a language in which he comprehends, not.
I believe this could be the case.

http://i50.tinypic.com/2w2ifpj.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/2e55xfp.jpg
(it was in my Giant Hamburger folder / foodstuff)

A belated birthday present:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...sweatshirt.jpg

I've finally found formula! Now, the problem that lies within: how to extract core?
 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...qv2ho1_500.jpg
“The Burger’s Inner Core” by David Schwen.


[graphiceverywhere.]

He's never butchered anything.

He hums that Carly Simon tune...'we have no secrets, we tell each other everything.'

No wait...I do that.

I'd love to see Carly Simon eat a hamburger. I hear she is shy, though.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...zefvo1_500.jpg
beautiful girl eats a beautiful meal

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9...7ajjo1_500.jpg
Photo by: yooni.kim.

It may just be me, but those accompanying fries don't seem to measure up.

Giant Hamburger heard what his mother said.

one more for you. (I wish I had one near.)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...navao1_500.jpg

Jetée, where is that last hamburger from?
I like the cut of its jib.

Apologies for the delayed relay, but I fell into the void.
I didn't come out with an answer, tho, but I felt half-confident the beefy consumption came from In-N-Out.

I also tried a search for "fast food that uses sesame seed buns.", but it didn't help.

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http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/...e5613b5e_m.jpg

Here's some humble pie for my futile effort to provide citations and appropriate indications. (it's inside the buns, this time.)

In case I didn't state it before, I've created two separate "folders" for such instances of topical morsels, so, I suppose, I should finally get to posting, at the very least, a few now.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9...o2myo1_500.jpg
The Mayor


trivial quotable: McDonald's Characters

You know you can call me. I'm one of those persons who is desperate for feedback. I crave it (because I never get it).

http://oi55.tinypic.com/2qm2ijn.jpg
(I also notice as soon as one admits such a thing, they promptly turn to being ignored even more "violently")

took a peek in GH's kitchen, wanting to get some breakfast . . . my bad


http://lh6.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SS...ng_Toaster.jpg

Ironically, (I'm not using this word correctly) this is how I feel, and have felt, for some weeks now.

http://oi47.tinypic.com/2wbx9gx.jpg
You can;t please everyone. For those you can't, ship 'em a pie, and let them smile privately.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...est-burger.jpg
and instructions! (found due to my above-average archival capacity to put things in place.)



-- image courtesy of BadNick.

http://oi50.tinypic.com/2w2ifpj.jpg
(this probably hasn't been posted, by either you or me)

Gentleman, thank you for your gifts of imagery!

I visit this thread from time to time to warm the blood in my 3-chambered heart.

Here is a recent project of mine...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/...870dbea328.jpg

"I have modified your hamburger for my pleasure."
 

Ah.. and.. (choo!) ... thanks to my a-aac (above-average archival capacity) to find what was not there, I have located you once more (as well as your delightful photostream). I have requested your virtual tendril-companionship (I am sorry I am so empty - I have no crayons, nor a Canon).

I need to do more in order to bring more, to the masses. Be back in time.

I can be found here
for those who desire to see what I am up to.

I have added you, Jetée, as a contact.
It is a binding social contract that should not be taken lightly!

Nice place you have there.
http://http://www.thesunbreak.com/me...AegdsusTYk.jpg

I thought: instead of continually stating how I delve back into the picture portfolio dedicated to his gravitating drippiness, (Drippy - cousin, I think - is one of my all-time favorite characters) I might as well share it instead.

Giant Hamburger's Secret (Foodstuff)

Ask about any photo or image. I probably have the author information to every single one stashed away somewhere.

I think I have run out of secrets.

Here's a glimpse of my secret garden...
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4144/...3b11e39457.jpg

I see you keep it well marinated & sharply trimmed.

Love the dangling festivious burger ornamentals.

Some day Ring, I will have you over for tea and tiny finger burgers!

can i come, can i come?

It would be a pleasure to break hamburger with you!

It's your sauce, man. Admit it.

Maybe your right but I fear it is not for everyone.

Fear is the levitation killer.

gotta be a people eater...

Dude, (do I have to impart upon you the honorary prefix of "The..."?) I have the perfect recie for miniturized burgers. Have I posted it here as of yet Remind me if the answer is a naysay.


(I'll post it within the minute.)

EDIT:
Done!

These squishy hamburger key rings are nice to squeeze:

http://www.customlogokeychains.com/s...s/CLK13865.jpg

Bagatelle, you are sweet to think of me but that looks like a chicken sandwich,
not that there is anything wrong with that.

I fear I have been forced to eat almost all of my secrets as I search for dry land.

How big were your secrets, then? Do you have room for any more?