Another drummer will help us keep the beat.

I recommend the Louisville Leopard Percussionists

Especially the music and video clips... HBO made a special for them in 2006.

http://www.promotionaldesigngroup.co..._tent_rev3.jpg

GH is tented, and note that birthday! Definitely not human.

Perhaps due to his close approach?
http://blogs.menupages.com/chicago/j...er%20dress.jpg

Indeed. I am lusting for big one. Vacation destination, sw'd I meant.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img4/a/k/akuaku/___002.jpg

My bereftness at his lack of prescence needs asuaging.

Hail Ring!

You have summoned me.

For you, I will fill my electronic tongue with blood and wag it.

It is nice to be missed. There is little room in this modern world for giant hamburgers.
I will fade into the shadows from time to time but when you need me just stand naked in front of a mirror and say "giant hamburger" five times.

The result will be our secret.

damn burger secrets..............

I am more hermetical than secretive.
Once you pierce the semi-permeable membrane of my crunchy exterior,
you will find the recondite qualities of my life denuded for your pleasure.
Then you will never be seen again.

The Japanese have a word for GH's secret: Umami. Fortunately, he has obliterated them in a shower of scalding burger juice, and sent his meaty minions among them to adjust the survivors to a more pliant frame of mind.

Hail, GH. It is well that you are back.

Ahoy Brewmaster Tophat!

Your kind words warm my flesh.
I will insert your brain into my most powerful robot.
My enemies will tremble before you.

The fun house mirrors that make me appear 30 pounds slimmer,
are on back order...so
for now, I am having fun posing in front of
the electric blue colored witches ball,
on my neighbors lawn.

It is five degrees below zero farenheit-with a 30 mph breeze.
99.9 percent of the small town inhabitants are very depressed republicans.

If I take my gloves and hat off,
it will probably make the front page of our 5 page gossip rag newspaper.

I will send you a copy.

So close.
Maddeningly close.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/Mad20Cow.jpg


Visions of Porphyrins plague my slumber.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h.../hamburger.gif


I fear for my hide.

Let that hide fall about your ankles and prance beneath the sun's gloam in the freedom of vascularized skeletal nudity.

Spring is here.

GH is now gamboling in the warm ocean waters, exchanging joyful bites with his cartilaginous friends.

wow..........quite the chunk of sushi there kramus......


good luck with that GH.......although,shouldn't be a problem with your voracious appetite...

A recent milestone in burgerdom?

Food News: West Michigan Whitecaps Giant Burger Promotion Welcome to GrubGrade

....it's a 4 pound sambo and 4800+ calories, though I understand the beef is only 1.67 lbs. What more could you ask for?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../bigburger.jpg

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...hirdBurger.jpg

I have been experiencing progress, with your last request.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...C_7-07_039.jpg

It is the summer season and across the land burgers are sizzling on grills... happiness and contentment are felt by many. Except for the Giant Hamburger...

It feels the pain of its many offspring. And so begins the annual summer rampage!!

http://s3.images.com/huge.96.482409.JPG

I thought this thread was gone for good.

My rampages continue at their seasonal pace
but sometimes the world smells of blood
because my nose is bleeding.

You thought the thread was dead? Clearly you are just trying to hid the truth: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...ml#post1663104

Ah, finally ...I found a warm spot for my sweaty meat.

I shall return with a vengeance for the blandiose.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...am_protest.jpg

armies could never stop the march of the giant hamburger toward truth, justice, and the american way...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...1/superman.gif

That sounds bloody awful,
unless you enjoy that sort of sticky crusty perfume.

I'll see what I can find at the nose humidor shop.

Giant Hamburger came to see me, & now I can't see myself in the mirror anymore.

did he eat your face OCM?

Well, yeah, he's mighty.

His secret's still his sauce.

I have before and after pics of this event . . .

Mighty whale bone... it lasts and lasts, hmm-mmm, it cannot be destroyed and/or defeated; it must simply be accepted as an integral part of nature's song of hope, longevity, and that real salty taste you endure whensoever you venture out swimming in the ocean.

My pink rose can't compare to His warm center.

Has anyone seen my nosegay?

(I think HE might have it in his armpit.)

*arranges bouquet of dead whales around Ourcrazymodern's face to point the way towards justice

Ah, man!

GH is just soo cool that way...

You mean hot, right? Piping, char-broiled hot with a distinct mesquite air of deliciousness kind-of-hot, right?

Or more frozen beef-patty hibernation before the slaughter kind-of-cool; was that the orginal aim of it all?

Duck Soup.

http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/u...er_maggot_.jpg

Something isn't right with our Burger...

ground-beef, with side of extra large flies

HIS deepest, darkest secret is cheek-by-howl to his sauce.

GH perhaps has not so subtle,
subterranean plans for us all.

Perhaps I should reiterate: I love that man.

Your love fills me with POWER!

Yeah? You know what I could fill you with.

Oh my gush, no!

*backs away from the ensuing spurt of power transferral; a veritable jetstream of unpalatable and staggering potency that I shall not bear witness to...day.*

Well, except that my junk might get in HIS way.

Spiders?
pork rinds?
smoke?
orange rocks?
leaves?
mechanically separated chicken?

& the music that moves us all.

you see that rest stop?

"Keep on truckin'."(Boyz!)

Next camp out, I'll be staying longer.

GH is going to take the videos.

Well, in my futility to find the original portrayal that I was waiting to post all along, I am at a loss, and disappointed that I let the opportunity slip away. Hopefully, I find my way back to that place once more.


Enough, to make up for incompetence to recall to save a picture, I offer this sacrifice unto this thread:



The Giant Hamburger (Eater)!

At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/14/burger-bed-2.jpg

It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

I will remove the chill from your bones!

My dark yet mundane secret for today is I am moments away from meeting with copier salesmen.

Hahahaheh. I just got it. :lol:

Y'all might be mean, but I will never tire of his taste.

In order to catch the rarest of all, one must think as though they were the diabolical colossal meatball.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/Sf...tyjrfhgdfd.jpg

Those copier salesmen come well armed with various toners.
I hope they behaved themselves.

I hope they were tasty.

GH came over for a drink the other night. After a few drinks, he got a little out of control.

Before
http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.75538541.jpg


After
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.75538484.jpg

You told me those pictures were just for us!

what a slut.........

Somehow I picture GH displaying a different sort of abandon. Sort of a bait and switch thing.

I posted this for your anniversary, but some uncouth Taxman went away with it all, leaving behind only a cluttered chalk outline of your former present.
I thought you needed the reminding.

Your holiness believes.

his holiness is bad

the evolution of "bad"



"The Fuzz"

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1137/...6ebbe2dcb2.jpg


"DevilBurger"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/...141948396a.jpg

You be talkin' 'bout donut eaters now, right?

I think I had a dream about donuts last night, and then it evolved into me either falling in love with a prepubescent girl, or having to protect her and her friend from house guests.

I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems.


The Lady's Brunch Burger - Side View

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/...65e96f6215.jpg

I went and did it. Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger. Bacon, egg and a burger between a sliced glazed donut. I'm going to hell.

read about it here

Jet!!

"I fell asleep from exhaustion in my dream as well, so I'm a dullard in both in my scopes of reality, it seems."?


Within all I have heard from you, I witnessed no lies before.

GH will not approve.:shakehead:

I feel so small now. And devoid of savour.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3401/...218a6c3ae9.jpg

http://www.boingboing.net/200907311006.jpg

Not sure.

Who's child is that? I've never seen him before.

More anthropomorphic hush puppies:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/unc...lloweenies.jpg

The Giant doesn't fail to appreciate his minions.

I approve of all foods that have a fried egg on top.

If I could fry an egg large enough to cover the world
humans would finally know peace on earth
BECAUSE I WOULD EAT IT.

I love it when your nose gets tired.

and sunny-side up, too...

Let's think about dinosaur eggs for a moment:

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...83500_Full.jpg

but remember these were good meat, once upon a time.

Giant Hamburgers are all fine and well and praiseworthy, but the Gusburger is truly the eternal icon of burgerdom:
http://www.foodhistory.com/foodnotes...2/04-image.jpg

And in case the meaty minions of the great one should be sent to eforce a change of opinion, please....
http://www.greatvanityplates.com/wp-...3be0a3aee9.jpg

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Do you suppose that the soldiers of the GH conquest will be Minion Rings? Just a thought.

As it is, and because of the combination of coincidence of my name's sake, chaos will soon reign.

Eggs shall have their feature (for at least one more page, and at least from me).

http://fc74.deviantart.com/fs28/i/20...turnalMoTH.jpg

Are you a little depressed?

GH wants you happy.

Although more expensive to raise, happy animals taste better.

Here's a particularly cheerful morsel for you:

The Bearded Lady is really the Burger King??!??
No wonder she likes to wear tights.


Does she hang out in the Leaning Tower of Burger?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09..._of_Burger.jpg

His tower reaches to the heavens.

GH was recently discovered to be ravaging the lands of Halifax. Fortunately, the local government has put up posters identifying the monster and advising the populace on how to deal with the threat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ine/forkit.jpg

Just Fork It.

OK, I'm sorry but that's really hot...



...and greasy.

i'd eat that burger myself Charlie..........

I like mudkips
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2638/...dda80259fd.jpg

from the front or the back?

It doesn't matter, he loves me.

I think GH has been seeing someone else, too. Here is one result.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...pillarBaby.jpg

Wow, a new Pez dispenser.

I hope capital gh, is pleased with his stocking stuffer.

is that a flowery eyeball growing out of his ass?

Even the powerful bow at the feet of the mighty GH and take communion with his juicy flesh...

...just don't forget the spicy mustard.

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...47/burgers.jpg

secret milkshake wink nod sneeze hiccup paroxysms

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h..._Hamburger.jpg

He touches us all...

It's good to be the king.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...-qo-r-evil.jpg