Ghosts don't keep you awake, wheezing and snorfling all night,

if you have stockpiled enough slippers to throw at them.

I freakin' love your toes man...............


.........no really.



i do.

OK... is it just me, or is this really hot.

I have found Helen Mirren to be hot since I saw her in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover... but wow. It's like she has unhinged her jaw to consume that burger. I bet she could put her fist in there...


http://www.uncorrelated.com/MirrenBu...02_468x465.jpg

I love the ring.

Carrot man in on the hunt for the unhealthy. You *will* eat healthy food, dammit!!!"

http://www.slantways.com/Update%2020...ics%201674.jpg

I will pretend I have something resembling his magnificence's secret in my pocket.

The size of his giganticness is increasing...

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writin...g_burger_2.png

Perhaps it is due to his growing need to help his old friend Giant Fries. He's been a bit down on his luck of late. Panhandling is just the least of his worries.

http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/photos/fre2.jpg

Um...that appears to be a man with his hand in his pocket.

Is that a clue?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?

P.S. Can I automerge doublepost with you?

I must know what the second word is on the sign behind Giant Fries.

"Deluxe Junk"
"Deluxe Jerk"

What else could it be?

Jack, jark, jink, jock, jook, jouk

...according to an online crossword cheat site.

I'm thinking "Deluxe Jerk", however, since that mascot is smoking one of the fries like a giant doobie.

"Deluxe Jank!"

She simply cannot fit Giant Hamburger into her mouth all at once!

Deluxe Junk for the win...
http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/fremont.html

"Two all-beef patties, special SAUCE, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."

It could be be a reincornation event of massive proportions.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...tercorndog.jpg

That picture makes my swollen mammary glands secrete a viscous milky fluid
through turgid ducts hidden in the huge flaps of puffy white skin and sagging,
fatty bulges of my tumid thorax.

Middle age is spreading.....

Yeah. Leave the self-pity behind and embrace yourself. My only question is: why do you wonder about your sauce, sir?

Fear not, my glands are devoid of pity.
I ceased wondering about sauces years ago.
Charlatan created this thread in order to promote better Human-Hamburger relations.
It is a communal mouthpiece that regurgitates many wonders.
I find its affluence pleasing.

LIES!

I created this thread to expose the evil that is the Giant Hamburger.

Listen not to its ramblings. It will lull you into complacency and leave you, like Fremen, with a distended birth canal.

It never tires.
It never sleeps.
It consumes all.

It never sleeps would be moi.

I do believe you are trying to arouse the sleeping embers,
of our most benevolent master.

Has he been crested yet?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ilyCrest10.gif

Damn! I live in a world of only medium-sized hamburgers, and cannot yet approach an orbit.

Can I have onion rings instead of fries with that?

And a chocolate shake?

And new green sneakers?

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/MM...MM35_PG126.jpg
I know not where I've been.
I only see the madness and the burger.

I see the nefarious Astrocloud escaped his galactic encystment.

I see a great slathering.

http://nmhm.washingtondc.museum/coll...ustard_gas.jpg

tastes like chicken...

Her mouth does not look inviting.

Fe fi fo fum..I smell the ...

criminies, what is that smell?

Render unto...

I think I just lost my condiments... that is the hotness.

Kinda gives a new meaning to the old Bean Bag ,concept.

i was figuring the top of the bun does, in fact, look quite comfortable. i´d happily settle for the "one arse cheek each" rule

It's an eye thing.
kinda like ya know the horus and their ilk.

He is the master of intent and I bet it would be awesome fun
to gaze into those intent eyes.

I'm sure happy glad he procreated.

anyways...here's lookin' at you kid.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...4630a70501.jpg

I have eyes for you, Ring!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ger/bigjar.jpg
I think you will find them delicious.

http://www.random-international.com/..._eye_small.jpg

all the better to see you with.

Now we are getting somewhere!
http://www.boingboing.net/Picture%201-133.jpg

I know you like the back of my hand.
I think you like the front too.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...ssCreature.jpg

my contacts hurt.....


http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...aky_20eyes.jpg

I keep my eye in a box until I absolutely need it... I want to keep it fresh.

http://images.andale.com/f2/115/106/.../8/24/eye2.jpg

"hello? hello? can you hear me? i think we have a bad connection"
http://www.ocmartialarts.org/events/...y/DSC00979.JPG

I think lava's cool.

...I still think it's his sauce.

http://thebutcherblog.com/wordpress_...ad-300x295.jpg

http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/meat46txt.jpg

A day in the life of GH...

Upon waking, he must shower:
http://cache.wists.com/thumbnails/0/...b0f79d4d0-orig

He puts on his favourite hat:
http://www.bookofjoe.com/images/40_1.jpg

Well... the one his wife let's him wear in public:
http://flagpole.com/images/jpgs/2007...-sheephead.jpg

She dons hers... she prefers something understated, with a brim:
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...d/meat-hat.jpg

They put on their shoes:
http://www.jamiekuli.com/wp-content/...-shoe-male.jpg
http://www.jamiekuli.com/wp-content/...hoe-female.jpg

and hit the road:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/27...d81272.jpg?v=0


He takes his wife shopping for new clothes:
http://static.flickr.com/30/49147006_ef6c3bcc1e_m.jpg

And stop for a little snack... he is evil, you know (or haven't you been paying attention).
http://www.erikaerre.com/images/meat%20baby%202.jpg

He then heads for home and takes a load off in his favourite chair:
http://www.janasterbak.com/im%20jpg/chairappolinair.jpg

one sick puppy, you are...

I shower in the evenings
and I want to eat that baby.

Tartare!
Tartare!
Tartare!

The wee one needs naught but a tad of garlic, salt and pepper.

Oh but the shower in the evening is much different from the shower in the morning...

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cthu...thulhuman4.jpg

that green is stunning.


and a bidet to boot..........nicccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee.

"a goyles best fiend"

I think we need a thread dedicated to the bidet.
It was fun to watch my younger siblings arrange the Barbies and GI Joes
around the fountain.

My mom let us wash our feet in it too./ end digression.

Mayhem time?

The undead and bidets go together like a hamburger and bun.

http://www.geocities.com/bathroomguy03/AWDracula01.jpg

okiest doky then..

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/thinker3.jpg

The imagery in this thread is pleasing to me
http://www.caitlinrkiernan.com/tentacles2.jpg

This image has restored my faith in creative courage.

Tasty.

shouldn't there be a beer can sticking out of it's ass?



beer can chicken on the bbq is killer..........

wait a minute...GH posting a picture of a chicken?

is it oxymoronic?

will the sky fall?

/me runs for the nearest KFC...

It's a giant evil chicken so all is right with the world.

I might pollute your thread;
without photo-bucketed nasties.
Pretend they are there.

I remain, wishing.

i still say.....it needs a freakin' beer can to add to the flavour........no?

From the earth rose a new power...

http://www.core77.com/blog/images/aliensalad.jpg

GH's priorities will ensure that only the strongest shall prevail.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...meattooqh7.jpg

boo on weakness...

Sorry to back up the thread a moment, but Mrs. GH might be interested in the following when GH is unavailable:

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/1097/twsr2338uf1.jpg
Tentacle Silicone Dildo

ummm...that's just.

One ringy-dingbatringy...anyone home?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...rger_phone.jpg

Eat one and gain a life...

http://www.instructables.com/files/d...RJM.MEDIUM.jpg

I believe that Mrs. GH also requires some bling:

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7...limage2tl8.jpg

I would wear that with pride as I strolled down the boulevard.

Is it time to freshen your toes?

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h..._Color_In_.jpg

Or you could weather-seal your aggregate while barefooted. It lasts for months!

It's his fucking sauce, I tell you!
Beam me up, GH, so I can tell you to your, um, face???

Giant Hamburger... now available for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1430228.jpg

but, butt, I did this already.

Raw meat digests easier.
I wouldn't have it any other way.

( Come back!, sir Giant H!, mother loves you, I know she does!)

How did you find my recent colonoscopy pics?

NEVER...clean or scrub your grill.
It takes years to build up that patina.
The flavor it imparts,
will keep them coming back for more.
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well...maybe a bite now and then...

Home Sweet Home - or at least a quiet retreat for the GH brood.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...-house-raw.jpg

Taking the little ones for an outing.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o.../whalemeat.jpg

Enjoying the beautiful scenery . . .

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...meatworld2.jpg

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...meatworld1.jpg

Maybe getting some grooming in at the local barber.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o...0this/meat.jpg

Today I am a heart-shaped shadow
http://static.flickr.com/1/3974203_d449fd49c6.jpg
cast off a bit of dust in the afternoon light.

I sense some melancholy emoting from our sizable and meaty friend.

I know that the weight of the ages sits heavily upon your brow. I know that you long for the bloody hordes of yesteryear.

Be not sad for maximum carnage is but a slender flame away...



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/11...ea4c83.jpg?v=0

i've always liked the meat on the outside myself........


http://www.alamedamagazine.com/media.../HR_AM0084.jpg

Reflective introspection can often be mistaken for meloncholia.
I am confident our friend with MANY secrets, is just fine.

Beautiful photo GH.

Kramus, I want to enter that rift in the space-time continuum and feel the bacon ooze between my toes and deeply breathe in the morning's porcine vapors.

Thank you Charlatan but fear not for my well being.

Ring, I fished that image out the ocean of the internet where I drag my nets often.
I can take no credit for it.

Here is one of mine own as my ragged claws continue
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../momnbrood.jpg
to scuttle across the floors of semi-silent seas.

speaking of porcine vapors...


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...eeseburger.jpg

I only consume the soft little fatty edges of each piece
of bacon....if you don't want yours..DIBS!


I wonder what these these teethy beasties use for floss?

... or how about on a donut, specifically a Krispy Kreme?

http://www.aldenteblog.com/images/20...therburger.jpg

as for the morning's porcine vapours - well -

http://www.blogto.com/upload/20061111_meatfire01.jpg

Methinks that floss for the GH brood would resemble this.

these give me the porcine vapors...


http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g3...ood/103632.jpg

GH! Beware of the Giant Women. They are coming for you!

http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20...tinyburger.jpg

The emasculation is truly complete...

That looks similar to a Cozy Burger from Cozy Inn, Salina, Kansas,
'cept they don't mess around with that lettuce stuff.

I will take Giant Hamburger there for his Birthday.

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...na_kansas.html

I will look forward to your company and the onion-filled aroma that only a brace of Cozy Burgers can exude in my not-too-distant future.

Be warned, my appetites are voracious!

Words fail.

She's actual size but she seems much bigger to me.

I highly recommend a pair of these... they have served me well.

http://www.webundies.com/images/ea91a942.jpg

So when he's really excited, it's a burger joint AND a sausage stand.