So... the thread title is mistaken! GH's secret IS his sauce!

Felicitations, Lord Giant Hamburger! The gene pool is now more secure!

My sauce is lady flavored!

It's going to be a one-headed girl with all her chromosomes intact.

I will live in a veritable nest of women.

I'm thinking of having an outhouse installed in the yard.

Hail Giant One!!

Congratulations on the upcoming burglet. May your meaty goodness continue for generations to come.

Another double X to enter the burger household... Have you made preparations to behead your spouse for not producing an heir?

It's tradition.

heh.

i leave this thread for a little while, and news of GH's growing army is posted everywhere!!!

congrats GH.

Isn't it about time we invoked Godwin's Law on this thread?

http://tvitimes.tvi.cc/images/vol%20.../hitlerVeg.gif

Has Giant Hamburger finally met his match?
http://static.flickr.com/38/12949833...921bf8.jpg?v=0

The Burger Club
 

A haunted place where brave men will not venture

Behold their secret club card:
http://www.keener13.com/images/Burger%20Card_med.gif

One can only imagine what these "privileges" are..

Sadly, there are few "privileges" left in my Royal Order.

I might make up a few good ones for new valued members.

Like Hrothgar, former king of the Danes, I have enjoyed military success and prosperity until monsters began terrorizing my realm.

A point that Charlatan likes to bring up from time to time.

No doubt this is some sort of grim justice for my crimes upon the natural world.

If you travel to Leksand, Sweden you'll find this bizzare burgerwagon. Its purpose is unknown - even to the local inhabitants. Could it be that I've discovered the secret whereabouts of the Burger Club?

http://akamai.tehnokratt.net/picture...obuss_0388.jpg

don't you mean clan????


:eek:

I could use that Burgerwagon in my backyard as my defacto sancto sanctorum. Soon my house will be infested with children and I will need a place to get away to if but for a moment.

My newest burgerlet is due in less than two weeks!

She will be birthed in the traditional familial way of bursting through Mrs. GH's chest and crawling into the ventilation shafts. After patching up the mothership we shall break out the motion detectors and improvised flame-throwers and hunt her down.

We'll move in pairs. We'll go step by step and cut off every bulkhead and every vent until we have her cornered.

It will be soon.

GH... does this mean that everyone but Mrs. GH dies... then she gets to get (nearly) naked before finally slaying your beastly offspring?

Sounds awesome!


By the way... June 27th is a good date.

I vote for June the 30th!

I'm still not sure whether I should fear the arrival of the mini burger or not.

I knitted this for the little burger's bedroom. Hope he likes it.

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4664/10039175cu.jpg

Hail Redlemon!

With your own two hands you have created a prophetic tapestry of unsurpassed cuteness and for that I am grateful.

I just might have Mrs. GH replicate it.
There has been a lot of knitting going on around here.

The drums across the water say the baby is coming soon.

...may she sleep on beds of lettuce, covered in blankets of cheese.

have your breasts swelled to twice their normal size... ready to dispense ketchup and mustard? or perhaps yours is a mayo house.

oh man... I think that image just broke something in my head.

Don't be silly, I get my condiments in bulk at the market.
My six swollen pendulous breasts now blast pulsing ropey arcs of burgermilk intermittently
throughout the day and night.
It's kind of messy.

Remember everyone, condiments enhance the pleasure of mastication. :thumbsup:

Yep... something has definately snapped inside my noggin.

The mothership has finally landed!

Our milk-filled sausage now rests at home growing ever larger until no room is comfortable.

We are getting one of these!
http://www.dhenryandsons.com/images/...AC-30-home.jpg

"But woe to you, O earth and sea, for the burger has come down to you in great wrath, because he knows that his time is short!"

Burgermiester Meisterburger!

Felicitations! Once more the klaxons will sound.

Make sure you sleep with one eye open and your hand on your axe...

My newest secret is my new shoes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rger/bapes.jpg

i want to hump your shoes GH.


fuck me if i know why,but........damn is that a fine pair of wheels baby.


i'm sure that the li'l burglet will be sporting a pair soon.


am i right?

I am sure you must be mistaken... there is no way I know that you can keep those a secret.

It is a sad day for my secret and overly fecund sauce...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rger/ghvas.jpg
As soon as I can clear my pipes, you shall no longer have to live in fear of being impregnated by me.

By the way, I wore those shoes to my vasectomy.

Those shoes scream vampire!

Sworn enemy of the burger
http://www.kompressormusic.com/pics/k/k-burger.jpg

"This time you've gone too far Giant Hamburger!"

GH!

It had to be done. Your seed had to be stopped from doing any more damage.

Of course given its potency do not be alarmed when the revolution arrives and your swimming half burgers burst forth from your pendulous sack and wreak havoc on their own accord. It's just a matter of time.

And the power of your shoes will not save you from their relentless revenge.

Giant Hamburger attempted to blow up parliament in 1605!

Centuries after his killing spree as Vlad, GH was again spotted in 1605 as the mastermind of the Gunpowder Treason.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...s_portrait.jpg

Hope deep does this rabbit hole go?

"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe."

"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

I was just spending a lazy Sunday minding my own business when suddenly I was set up on by a ravenous horde.

http://www.suedkurier.de/storage/pic..._hamburger.jpg

Thankfully I proved more ravenous.


Just when I thought it would be safe to enter the kitchen again, GH sends his minions to attack.

Giant? Hamburger???
Sorry about your balls.

My balls thank you,
http://www.danxte.com/upload/2005/11/DSC_5796.jpg
all of them.

Now go forth my meatlings, go forth and find Charlatan!

damn fine set of balls GH.

Good thing I just stocked up on toothpicks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...hil/hotdog.jpg

/me is bad...

HFC Pride Fight, this Christmas.

http://www.ancientvisionsaz.com/cata...ges/100167.jpg

Whoever wins, we lose.

*gives hot dog rear naked choke until submission

There was something very hot in the subtext of that last post...

and it wasn't the charbroiling kind of hot.

HOT is in the mind of the beholder

HAMBURGER?

Do you question me?

you just can't question GH man...............

he's the freakin' Burgernaut.

i have seen the aftermath of the GH when he has been truly pissed...

you don't want me to even think about posting a pic...

LMAO. & thanks for 236!
I wouldn't dare to actually question that which has the ability to shadow me.

just curious GH...........does that manouver come with a reach around?

When fighting a hot dog of any size, professionally or privately, every hold is effectively a "reach around."

/me queues up for his reach-around

i kinda wish i was a hotdog right now.............

NoodleDoodle
 

A friend of yours, GH?

http://www.venganza.org/images/wallp...e1600_1200.jpg

Well hello there Nancy!

I have always been a little jealous of the FSM's internet popularity.

As an icon of divinity, I have always thought that a Supreme Hamburger could have a lot to offer as a religion but alas, I lack the ambition to realize my dream. It is difficult to compete with pasta and pirates when it comes to nouveau spiritually as they are the complete package. They combine delicious starchy goodness and early colonial romanticism in the proper portions to elicit faithful devotion. All I have are robots, a few zombies, some bugs, a couple of elephants and a score of undersea creatures that refuse to speak unless I am alone with them. My ninja experiment was a complete failure.

I am becoming more comfortable with my place in the world.
Now, if you excuse me I have a few overdue reach-arounds to take care of.

Sir, your shoes!
 

Sir, your shoes!

Hail Flame Broiled Icon of Meaty Goodness (FBIMG for short).

I was just contemplating what to have for lunch....now I know.

Dear Shalafi's Hunger,

I want you to eat my delicious babies.
Eat as many and as often as you can.
There are too many to care for.
Fear not, where I come from it is the natural order of things.
You have my blessing.
L,
-GH

Hail Hammy,
your tribe is becoming increasingly rare in these mysterious parts.
why is it whenever i announce my intention of eating one of your hilariously massive MEGAMAC children, a sweet pre-pubescent japanese human scuttles my plan by crossing her arms and reciting an apologetic creed?
what are they hiding from me?

I saw them broiling and my mouth watered. Still, I question: Do you have a Twin Cities branch?

PREPARE THE ANAL PROBE! ...was the last thing he heard before passing out.

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/p...burger.jpg.jpg

...Heave-ho.

That looks like a core sample that could date me back to some antediluvian epoch.
I long for those simpler times when all one needed was meat and cheese, meat and cheese, meat and cheese.

*blows the dust off the ye olde C.S.H.S.
http://marte.arc.nasa.gov/Subsystems/cshs_compl_1.jpg

Gotta have a facing saw.

What dimensions, here?

New research has been done and this photo shows early evolution of the burger species at work.

http://www.schmuddelpage.de/group.jpg

looks awfully like a reach around to me.

i knew GH had another secret.

Bonobo's or infants.

I fear that GH has finally found a new way to breed. No longer does he need the limited (though vast) capacity of Fremen's birth canal for gestation.

COWER MORTALS!

KNOW FEAR!

Giant Hamburger has discovered automation!

http://www.madehow.com/images/hpm_00..._0_img0183.jpg

I found the above post quite, quite distressing. Suffice it to say I am no longer enjoying the thought of stepping out for a quick burger :paranoid:

no doubt kramus........it's now.....more like a smash and grab kinda scenario..........

*glad he has family farmed beef in his freezer*

but wait..........THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!!

GH has a line in with the grocery stores........he is passing on his "loins" throught the means of public consumption.........the horror.

The horror and the goodness! I eat them, and I enjoy them(in my mind at least)! May there not be more bountiful extrusions?

I walked by a barefoot hobo today at lunch and he called me "werewolf eyes."

do you by chance live in London GH? :orly:

...and his hair was perfect!

i hear the beef chow mein is rather tasty too.........

on my knees, again.

IF the Giant Hamburger had a deep dark secret, it would remain dark and silent.

C'mon, shadow, echoing!

This just in!!!

Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend!

Shouldn't that have been a bratwurst?

She could not sustain the relationship.

I have voracious appetites
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...rger/sesos.jpg
but perhaps you know that.

wow.



brains..........












i didn't know.

I mighta but I thought it was just a bad dream.

Just when we thought we'd tamed the beast... his hunger once more awakens.

I tell you he is not to be trusted!

Yet trust me you must!
I am your only hope
http://www.bewilderingstories.com/is...e_machines.png
against the bunnies.
They are coming!

ahahhahha........


i got pics of our rabbitt doin' the lab...........vids too.


fuckin' hilarious.

GH is trying to feed the world. Here we see his efforts to use his offspring to feed the starving in Africa (Bono made the call and GH was there with the support).

Little does Bono know, this is all part of the master plan...

http://www.eng.uwo.ca/people/aray/Burger.JPG

Nice one Phil.

Let’s pretend we don’t exist,
Let’s pretend we’re in Antartica.

Pretending, pretending....

Damn, it's not working. Sorry, sir!

I’ll play the Satyr in Cypris,
http://www.joshbuhler.com/images/whopperette.jpg
you, the bride being stripped bare.

Giant Hamburger wants to do more than teach the world to sing...

Big-Mac Attack (seriously, reconsider this as part of your profile, GH)
 

Singing burgers, that is the wave of the future
that we must surf in order to properly register
our whims among the weak and feeble,
especially the feeble.
Like dogs, of the hot variety.

Check it:

Good Friday!
 

May chocolate-dipped coney-shaped Golgothian monotremes bless your blood-soaked holiday
with foiled prizes from their candy-coated cloacae!

nothin' like havin' it your way...

I just had another fucking epiphany, damnit.

I stopped off for a burger after seeing a movie this evening... When I bit into it it squirted and impressive amount of blood all over the window next to my head.

It happens to a lot of young hamburgers.

My 1st girlfriend's room...
http://thekillerblog.com/wp-content/...12/themess.jpg

lemme guess...her name was "carrie..."

She would have been more exiting at the prom
http://racksandrazors.com/Pics/carrie0013.jpg
than the date that I took.

Enough about my past.
My latest secret involves my toes!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urger/toes.jpg
They are done.

Bah! toes are gristle.

And bone.

May our toes keep tapping to the rhythm.

http://far.gone.dk/images/AfricanDancersBlue.jpg