the "Your Prescription" Game - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 02-03-2005, 07:23 AM

The game rules are simple. Write down your illness, symptoms, problems etc. The next person will give you a prescription and follow with their illness.

Example:

Person 1: I have a headache

Person 2: Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
...
I have a large duck with sleeper jammies in my bed.

Note that the cure for the previous poster must always be followed by a problem, symptom or illness otherwise there is no cure for the next poster.

Astrocloud · 02-03-2005, 07:23 AM

Starting now.

My back hurts and my hair is falling out.

Redlemon · 02-03-2005, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Astrocloud

My back hurts and my hair is falling out.

Use less gel in your hair, that way it won't puncture your back as it falls off of your head.

My right instep hurts when I walk in slippers.

Sticky · 02-03-2005, 07:47 AM

don't wear a slipper on your right foot.

My hands are very dry.

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 07:50 AM

Maturbate daily... Semen is a good moisturizer.

My duodenum is swollen.

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 08:23 AM

Well just quit your bellyaching and jump off your roof.

My...ummm...buttocks quiver just a bit too much when I run.

Giant Hamburger · 02-03-2005, 08:32 AM

Keep one small purple onion betwixt them whilst you run.

The emptiness inside me is growing.

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 08:35 AM

Have flyman reach around and hold them for you while you run...

My epiglottis is itchy...

ShaniFaye · 02-03-2005, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

Have flyman reach around and hold them for you while you run...

My epiglottis is itchy...

eat something course like grits to scratch it

GH hamburgers are good for that problem

my hair is too heavy and causing headaches

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 09:07 AM

Hire a band of Ubangi Tribesmen to carry your hair for you...

My cochlea is speaking to me in tongues...

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 09:19 AM

Get down to Barnes and Noble for the English translation guide.

Sometimes I fall down and can't get up.

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Have flyman reach around and hold them for you while you run...

My epiglottis is itchy...

Man that is so NOT FUNNY............

amonkie · 02-03-2005, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Man that is so NOT FUNNY............

Flyman's problem : He can't follow directions

Cure: Get more weed!

Amonkie's prob: I keep falling asleep in class

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

The emptiness inside me is growing.

Fill it with the dark legions of Cthulu...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amonkie

Amonkie's prob: I keep falling asleep in class.

Wear a collar with sharp spike pointing upwards... When you nod off the resulting pain of impalement should bring about wakefulness...

I seem to have lost my mind.

amonkie · 02-03-2005, 09:45 AM

Call a search and rescue posse to scour the wastelands

I forgot my lunch, and i have no money.

ICER · 02-03-2005, 10:11 AM

Just bat those pretty eyes of yours at the guy behind the counter.

I can't sleep at night

Jonsgirl · 02-03-2005, 10:11 AM

Choke yourself until you lose consciousness.

I have lost my pants.

Astrocloud · 02-03-2005, 10:27 AM

put superglue on your crotch before you put them on...

I have terrible BO...

StanT · 02-03-2005, 10:40 AM

Move to Boulder, you'll fit right in with the unwashed masses.

My selective hearing is failing, I can't tune out people like I used to.

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 10:40 AM

Just add an O... then you have a terrible BOO... It's handy at Halloween!

My flanges are sweaty.

ICER · 02-03-2005, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StanT

Move to Boulder, you'll fit right in with the unwashed masses.

My selective hearing is failing, I can't tune out people like I used to.

Get a hearing aid and adjust it to your liking

girls don't like me

Sticky · 02-03-2005, 10:48 AM

then stick to boys

I have a hard time doing work

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 10:56 AM

Stay home and watch TV...

I've got a pain in me gulliver...

Astrocloud · 02-03-2005, 01:19 PM

Slug off school tomorrow and engage in some Ultraviolence...

I have no money for porn

Charlatan · 02-03-2005, 01:38 PM

Get thee to the Titty Board... and make haste my good man!

My heart is broken.

TexanAvenger · 02-03-2005, 02:28 PM

Listen repeatedly to "I Will Surivive"

I think I have ADD

Fremen · 02-03-2005, 04:24 PM

Take a cup of MINUS.

I'm having a bout of the 'ol' flaming squirts'.

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 04:25 PM

xxxxxxeditxxxxx

paddyjoe · 02-03-2005, 04:27 PM

Well, slow down and add some vodka.

I believe I've lost my nouns.

Sticky · 02-04-2005, 06:38 AM

nope, you have not, "nouns" is a noun.
<font size=1>I believe it is anyway. Ready for crucifixtion if I am wrong.</font>

I can't lick my elbow

Charlatan · 02-04-2005, 07:38 AM

Come over here and I'll lick it for you...

My testes are festering...

Fly · 02-04-2005, 07:41 AM

you just need a reach around and you'll be fine.

my penis was green and i didn't understand!!!!

Charlatan · 02-04-2005, 07:47 AM

It ain't easy being green... No worries though, it was just jealous of PaddyJoe that he got so close to Uncle Phil's ass during the Rochester meetup.

My funny bone has no sense of humour.

Stiltzkin · 02-04-2005, 09:39 AM

You might need electroshock therapy on your funny bone, Charlatan. Take 100 pills of amoxicillin and call me in the morning.

My malady: My left nostril flares out erratically.

Charlatan · 02-04-2005, 09:56 AM

Flares are for hippies... If you are a hippie I suggest you stretch your other nostril to match... flares should always be even... If you are not, then depending on the severity of your flare you can either sand it down with some sandpaper (start a low number and work up to very fine grit) or just snip it off with some shears... be careful to maintain symmetry...

My sacroiliac is soggy...

Astrocloud · 02-04-2005, 11:51 AM

Take a tissue and stroke from your sacrum to your ilium until your sacroilac isn't soggy any more.

Nobody likes me

TexanAvenger · 02-04-2005, 12:06 PM

Assuming everybody hates you, go eat worms

I've got something lodged in my ear

Charlatan · 02-04-2005, 06:21 PM

iadsfmnnadgfgadfregrv... Sorry couldn't type, I had my finger in your ear.

I don't feel all that well after licking Clavus' medulla oblongatta...

JumpinJesus · 02-04-2005, 06:42 PM

wash it out with some spinal cord juice. It neutralizes the flavor.

I think I'm allergic to a bending square.

Jonsgirl · 02-05-2005, 01:51 AM

Try using a folding circle. Or a pillable pentagon.

I left my heart in San Fransisco.

02-03-2005, 07:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	the "Your Prescription" Game The game rules are simple. Write down your illness, symptoms, problems etc. The next person will give you a prescription and follow with their illness. Example: Person 1: I have a headache Person 2: Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. ... I have a large duck with sleeper jammies in my bed. Note that the cure for the previous poster must always be followed by a problem, symptom or illness otherwise there is no cure for the next poster.

02-03-2005, 07:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Maturbate daily... Semen is a good moisturizer. My duodenum is swollen. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 08:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Have flyman reach around and hold them for you while you run... My epiglottis is itchy... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 09:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hire a band of Ubangi Tribesmen to carry your hair for you... My cochlea is speaking to me in tongues... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 09:45 AM	#15 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Call a search and rescue posse to scour the wastelands I forgot my lunch, and i have no money. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

02-03-2005, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Starting now. My back hurts and my hair is falling out.

02-03-2005, 07:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sticky	don't wear a slipper on your right foot. My hands are very dry. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-03-2005, 08:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Well just quit your bellyaching and jump off your roof. My...ummm...buttocks quiver just a bit too much when I run.

02-03-2005, 08:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Keep one small purple onion betwixt them whilst you run. The emptiness inside me is growing.

02-03-2005, 09:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Get down to Barnes and Noble for the English translation guide. Sometimes I fall down and can't get up.

02-03-2005, 10:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	Just bat those pretty eyes of yours at the guy behind the counter. I can't sleep at night __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

02-03-2005, 10:11 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Choke yourself until you lose consciousness. I have lost my pants. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you. Last edited by Jonsgirl; 02-03-2005 at 10:14 AM..

02-03-2005, 10:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	put superglue on your crotch before you put them on... I have terrible BO...

02-03-2005, 10:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
StanT © Location: Colorado	Move to Boulder, you'll fit right in with the unwashed masses. My selective hearing is failing, I can't tune out people like I used to.

02-03-2005, 10:40 AM	#20 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Just add an O... then you have a terrible BOO... It's handy at Halloween! My flanges are sweaty. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 10:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
Sticky	then stick to boys I have a hard time doing work __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-03-2005, 10:56 AM	#23 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Stay home and watch TV... I've got a pain in me gulliver... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 01:19 PM	#24 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Slug off school tomorrow and engage in some Ultraviolence... I have no money for porn

02-03-2005, 01:38 PM	#25 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Get thee to the Titty Board... and make haste my good man! My heart is broken. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-03-2005, 02:28 PM	#26 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Listen repeatedly to "I Will Surivive" I think I have ADD

02-03-2005, 04:24 PM	#27 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Take a cup of MINUS. I'm having a bout of the 'ol' flaming squirts'. __________________ Google

02-03-2005, 04:25 PM	#28 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	xxxxxxeditxxxxx

02-03-2005, 04:27 PM	#29 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Well, slow down and add some vodka. I believe I've lost my nouns.

02-04-2005, 06:38 AM	#30 (permalink)
Sticky	nope, you have not, "nouns" is a noun. <font size=1>I believe it is anyway. Ready for crucifixtion if I am wrong.</font> I can't lick my elbow __________________ Sticky The Stickman

02-04-2005, 07:38 AM	#31 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Come over here and I'll lick it for you... My testes are festering... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-04-2005, 07:41 AM	#32 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you just need a reach around and you'll be fine. my penis was green and i didn't understand!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-04-2005, 07:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	It ain't easy being green... No worries though, it was just jealous of PaddyJoe that he got so close to Uncle Phil's ass during the Rochester meetup. My funny bone has no sense of humour. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-04-2005, 09:39 AM	#34 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	You might need electroshock therapy on your funny bone, Charlatan. Take 100 pills of amoxicillin and call me in the morning. My malady: My left nostril flares out erratically. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

02-04-2005, 09:56 AM	#35 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Flares are for hippies... If you are a hippie I suggest you stretch your other nostril to match... flares should always be even... If you are not, then depending on the severity of your flare you can either sand it down with some sandpaper (start a low number and work up to very fine grit) or just snip it off with some shears... be careful to maintain symmetry... My sacroiliac is soggy... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-04-2005, 11:51 AM	#36 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Take a tissue and stroke from your sacrum to your ilium until your sacroilac isn't soggy any more. Nobody likes me

02-04-2005, 12:06 PM	#37 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Assuming everybody hates you, go eat worms I've got something lodged in my ear

02-04-2005, 06:21 PM	#38 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	iadsfmnnadgfgadfregrv... Sorry couldn't type, I had my finger in your ear. I don't feel all that well after licking Clavus' medulla oblongatta... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-04-2005, 06:42 PM	#39 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	wash it out with some spinal cord juice. It neutralizes the flavor. I think I'm allergic to a bending square. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-05-2005, 01:51 AM	#40 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Try using a folding circle. Or a pillable pentagon. I left my heart in San Fransisco. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.