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TexanAvenger · 03-09-2005, 04:46 PM

Then I guess you should whip it. Whip it good.

My back's awful stiff.

Manuel Hong · 03-22-2005, 03:22 PM

rub your ears.
No, really. Do it. Now.

I'm on a slippery slope.

Astrocloud · 03-22-2005, 03:23 PM

Better hold on to that strawman.

I feel fuckin stupid.

Manuel Hong · 03-22-2005, 03:28 PM

Stop feeling yourself, you could go blind.

I'm so persnickety.

Giant Hamburger · 03-22-2005, 03:42 PM

All you require is the deep, penetrating love of a good hamburger.

My right thumb is really messed up.

Astrocloud · 03-22-2005, 04:13 PM

Deeply penetrate that thumb into a hamburger.

I am bigger than a hotdog.

cyrnel · 03-22-2005, 04:25 PM

They plump when you cook 'em so cook 'em 'til they plump.

I used 'plump' twice in one sentence and with only a single punctuation mark.

TexanAvenger · 03-22-2005, 04:50 PM

Try this: "They plump when you cook 'em, so cook 'em 'til they plump."

I feel kinda burned out.

Astrocloud · 03-23-2005, 03:07 PM

relight yourself with gasoline

I am messy

Astrocloud · 08-17-2005, 05:18 AM

Clean your damn room, or get your girlfriend to do it.

Nobody is playing my games

Stiltzkin · 08-17-2005, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe

Get down to Barnes and Noble for the English translation guide.

Sometimes I fall down and can't get up.

Clearly this one was forgotten.
Simply install some very sproingy springs on both your sides and your front and back; when you fall, you shall rebound to an upright position!

Stiltzkin · 08-17-2005, 06:20 AM

I swear, I meant to edit my previous post, not double-post... >_<
Might as well put it to good use then!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

Clean your damn room, or get your girlfriend to do it.

Nobody is playing my games

Tempt people into playing your games by offering them oral sex. Either that or a lot of chocolate.

And now for my malady:
My thumbs have swollen to triple their normal size. What should I do?

Tophat665 · 08-17-2005, 03:53 PM

Take up extreme Hitch-hiking!

I've got 57 channels and nothing on.

(w00t! Glad this one is back!)

Elphaba · 08-17-2005, 04:55 PM

Turn on the set. Being nekkid doesn't influence your cable channels.

I have a worry wart.

Ishmal · 08-17-2005, 06:38 PM

rub honey on it

i got hair growing on the bottom of my foot

Tophat665 · 08-17-2005, 08:38 PM

Start whacking off with your <i>hands</i>. Sicko.

My computer has rhinovirus.

Elphaba · 08-19-2005, 02:42 PM

Preparation H will reduce your computer's virus to the size of a large dog.

My RAM has no ewes.

Ishmal · 08-19-2005, 04:34 PM

spelt it RUM...

now its got a U

i got a green thumb

Astrocloud · 08-20-2005, 01:40 PM

Wait till St Patricks day and take part in the parade.

I've got hammer toes.

Johnny Pyro · 08-20-2005, 03:29 PM

Start hammering some nails.

I have way too much time.

Tophat665 · 08-21-2005, 02:23 PM

Since time is money, yoyu should give me our money, and then you won't have so mych time.

I was buggered by Texans and Arabs at the gas station.

JumpinJesus · 08-22-2005, 01:37 PM

I've found that a good remedy is to leave my knickers on whilst pumping petrol.

Whenever I see a monkey masturbate at the zoo, I get a headache.

Elphaba · 08-22-2005, 01:57 PM

The monkey is obviously attracted to you. This is a normal reaction when you are not in the *mood*.

I can't find my third eye.

Tophat665 · 08-22-2005, 02:02 PM

Check behind your couch cushions.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Charlatan · 08-22-2005, 02:40 PM

Start eating cat food yourself. It's cheap and you won't notice the smell after a period of acclimatation.

My elbow looks funny.

barenakedladies · 08-22-2005, 04:58 PM

erase the picture of the clown you drew on it.

i have a hairy tongue.

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 05:11 AM

Shave it regularly. Better yet, use a dipilatory cream twice daily.

I seem to have misplaced my sense of youthful optimism.

shesus · 08-23-2005, 09:27 AM

Jump in mud puddles.

I have no depth perception.

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 09:54 AM

Use your third eye and triangulate.

I am jonesing for a Big Turk
http://www.nestle.ca/en/Products/Bro...view=BrandView

JumpinJesus · 08-23-2005, 10:59 AM

Take 2 tablespoons of MoM, it'll cure your jones.

I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 10:59 AM

Get thee to the nearest 7/11. Get naked. Scream, "I love Pringles! I love Peter Pringle!!" Then jump on the nearest chip display. (works for me every time).

I think my brain is stuck in gear.

Astrocloud · 08-23-2005, 11:42 AM

A KY enema will loosen you up.

I hate contankerous old men.

Charlatan · 08-23-2005, 11:48 AM

You must learn to love yourself. I have some KY left over... it makes the lovin' easy.

My eyes are dim, I can not see.

shesus · 08-23-2005, 12:18 PM

open them, you can't see through closed eyelids.

I've got the case of the heebie-jeebies.

Elphaba · 08-23-2005, 02:17 PM

Add a case of beer and you can party.

People hate me because I am beautiful. (Name that ad)

Astrocloud · 08-24-2005, 05:29 AM

But gee your hair smells terrific. Just use Panteen.

My hair smells like crisco

Charlatan · 08-24-2005, 05:34 AM

You say that like it's a bad thing... OK. Here's what your're going to do. Dip your head slowly into a deep fryer. Hold there until crispy. Trust me it's all the rage.

I have a waxy buildup on my butt.

Johnny Pyro · 08-24-2005, 05:39 AM

I go get it, I'm going there next week.

I got phantom pains from my appendix surgery.

Daniel_ · 08-24-2005, 10:57 AM

give Casper some Tylenol

You can't stop rock 'n' roll.

Charlatan · 08-24-2005, 11:12 AM

Why would you want to?

I have tinnitus...

03-22-2005, 03:22 PM	#122 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	rub your ears. No, really. Do it. Now. I'm on a slippery slope. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-22-2005, 03:28 PM	#124 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Stop feeling yourself, you could go blind. I'm so persnickety. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

08-17-2005, 03:53 PM	#133 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Take up extreme Hitch-hiking! I've got 57 channels and nothing on. (w00t! Glad this one is back!) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-17-2005, 06:38 PM	#135 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	rub honey on it i got hair growing on the bottom of my foot __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-17-2005, 08:38 PM	#136 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Start whacking off with your <i>hands</i>. Sicko. My computer has rhinovirus. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-09-2005, 04:46 PM	#121 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Then I guess you should whip it. Whip it good. My back's awful stiff.

03-22-2005, 03:23 PM	#123 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Better hold on to that strawman. I feel fuckin stupid.

03-22-2005, 03:42 PM	#125 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	All you require is the deep, penetrating love of a good hamburger. My right thumb is really messed up.

03-22-2005, 04:13 PM	#126 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Deeply penetrate that thumb into a hamburger. I am bigger than a hotdog.

03-22-2005, 04:25 PM	#127 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	They plump when you cook 'em so cook 'em 'til they plump. I used 'plump' twice in one sentence and with only a single punctuation mark.

03-22-2005, 04:50 PM	#128 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Try this: "They plump when you cook 'em, so cook 'em 'til they plump." I feel kinda burned out.

03-23-2005, 03:07 PM	#129 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	relight yourself with gasoline I am messy

08-17-2005, 05:18 AM	#130 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Clean your damn room, or get your girlfriend to do it. Nobody is playing my games

08-17-2005, 04:55 PM	#134 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Turn on the set. Being nekkid doesn't influence your cable channels. I have a worry wart.

08-19-2005, 02:42 PM	#137 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Preparation H will reduce your computer's virus to the size of a large dog. My RAM has no ewes.

08-20-2005, 03:29 PM	#140 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Start hammering some nails. I have way too much time. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-23-2005, 09:27 AM	#148 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	Jump in mud puddles. I have no depth perception. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

08-19-2005, 04:34 PM	#138 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	spelt it RUM... now its got a U i got a green thumb __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-20-2005, 01:40 PM	#139 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Wait till St Patricks day and take part in the parade. I've got hammer toes.

08-21-2005, 02:23 PM	#141 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Since time is money, yoyu should give me our money, and then you won't have so mych time. I was buggered by Texans and Arabs at the gas station. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-22-2005, 01:37 PM	#142 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I've found that a good remedy is to leave my knickers on whilst pumping petrol. Whenever I see a monkey masturbate at the zoo, I get a headache. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-22-2005, 01:57 PM	#143 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	The monkey is obviously attracted to you. This is a normal reaction when you are not in the mood. I can't find my third eye.

08-22-2005, 02:02 PM	#144 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Check behind your couch cushions. My cat's breath smells like cat food. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-22-2005, 02:40 PM	#145 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Start eating cat food yourself. It's cheap and you won't notice the smell after a period of acclimatation. My elbow looks funny. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-22-2005, 04:58 PM	#146 (permalink)
barenakedladies Crazy Location: anytown, USA	erase the picture of the clown you drew on it. i have a hairy tongue.

08-23-2005, 05:11 AM	#147 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Shave it regularly. Better yet, use a dipilatory cream twice daily. I seem to have misplaced my sense of youthful optimism. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 09:54 AM	#149 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Use your third eye and triangulate. I am jonesing for a Big Turk http://www.nestle.ca/en/Products/Bro...view=BrandView __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 10:59 AM	#150 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Take 2 tablespoons of MoM, it'll cure your jones. I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringle. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-23-2005, 10:59 AM	#151 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Get thee to the nearest 7/11. Get naked. Scream, "I love Pringles! I love Peter Pringle!!" Then jump on the nearest chip display. (works for me every time). I think my brain is stuck in gear. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 11:42 AM	#152 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	A KY enema will loosen you up. I hate contankerous old men.

08-23-2005, 11:48 AM	#153 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	You must learn to love yourself. I have some KY left over... it makes the lovin' easy. My eyes are dim, I can not see. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2005, 12:18 PM	#154 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	open them, you can't see through closed eyelids. I've got the case of the heebie-jeebies. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

08-23-2005, 02:17 PM	#155 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Add a case of beer and you can party. People hate me because I am beautiful. (Name that ad)

08-24-2005, 05:29 AM	#156 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	But gee your hair smells terrific. Just use Panteen. My hair smells like crisco

08-24-2005, 05:34 AM	#157 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	You say that like it's a bad thing... OK. Here's what your're going to do. Dip your head slowly into a deep fryer. Hold there until crispy. Trust me it's all the rage. I have a waxy buildup on my butt. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-24-2005, 05:39 AM	#158 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	I go get it, I'm going there next week. I got phantom pains from my appendix surgery. __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

08-24-2005, 10:57 AM	#159 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	give Casper some Tylenol You can't stop rock 'n' roll. __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝