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maleficent 01-31-2005 02:00 PM

What Will Phil Do?
 
OK, so here in the US, Wednesday, February 2 is Ground Hog Day, and while there will be much joy and celebrating in the land.. it falls on hump day after all... The speculation will be, what will Phil do? (Punxsutawney Phil will set the standard for Groundhog Day, I know there are other rodents around the country who dothe same predicting, but Phil is the rodent to watch.

Will Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow and subject us to six more weeks of bad weather as he returns to his hole. Or if the day is cloudy and, hence, shadowless, he takes it as a sign of spring and stays above ground.

uncle phil 01-31-2005 02:02 PM

/me is sleepin' late...

amonkie 01-31-2005 02:03 PM

I say no shadow, or I'm in deep trouble when I hit the coast.

ICER 01-31-2005 02:07 PM

No shadow, With the kind of winter we've had this year. I don't think we are going to get off that easy.

Bill O'Rights 01-31-2005 02:10 PM

Has that overgrown gopher ever been right? :lol:

Sticky 01-31-2005 02:12 PM

mmmmm...groundhogs

maleficent 01-31-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
Has that overgrown gopher ever been right? :lol:

:crazy: Oh just pick a side... :crazy:

He's due to be right at least once before he gets exterminated :) :lol:

Glory's Sun 01-31-2005 02:15 PM

let's hope for more winter :D

maleficent 01-31-2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky
mmmmm...groundhogs

tasty lightly sauteed in butter? Or do you prefer grilled over a spit.. :D

drakers 01-31-2005 03:21 PM

I live in Iowa it is never spring until April (ever) so it doesn't whether Phil sees his shawdow or not.

Astrocloud 01-31-2005 04:32 PM

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marmottesfan...dhog%20Day.jpg

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...

krwlz 01-31-2005 07:39 PM

SO if he sees his shadow 6 more weeks of winter right? and if he doesnt spring is here in 6 weeks?

Well, since it makes no differance, i say he sees it.

Latch 02-01-2005 02:38 AM

Phil will do what Phil always does. He'll speak in a southern accent and yell at people and make them cry; believing that in some fucked up way he'll help them.

http://www.utahcityguide.com/dnews/p...020404phil.jpg

MikeyChalupa 02-01-2005 03:20 AM

Phil will lose to New England, 27-17.

-Mikey

ShaniFaye 02-01-2005 04:00 AM

Does what Phil sees outweigh what our General Lee sees?

Its supposed to rain all day tomorrow, so Im seriously doubting ours will see anything

Sticky 02-01-2005 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
tasty lightly sauteed in butter? Or do you prefer grilled over a spit.. :D


Grilled meat is always better.

byesman 02-01-2005 09:22 AM

My favorite Groundhog day story. I love to pass this around. It's a long read, but entertaining.

http://publications.ohiohistory.org/...2%20Page%20331

Charlatan 02-01-2005 09:27 AM

Phil has nothing on Wiarton Willie... www.wiarton-willie.org/index.cfm

I see six more weeks of winter... just the way it is.

Averett 02-01-2005 09:46 AM

What about Lil Bit?

Linkme!

Quote:

Lexington Will Host Its First Ever "GroundHawg's Day"

Mac Ingraham , Reporter

It's a new twist on Groundhog Day and city promotors hope it will draw just as much attention to the barbecue town as Punxsatawney Phil does for Punxsatawney, Pennsylvania.


Lexington, NC -- Groundhog Day will take on a new meaning next month in the city known for its barbecue.

That's because they're rooting for a new winter weather predictor in Lexington.

Her name is "Lil' Bit".

She's a pot bellied pig and the next in line in the list of animals who can predict the length of winter.

Or so the people of Lexington are hoping.

"Lil' Bit" will make her own prediction about either a long winter or early spring in Uptown Lexington.

And organizers expect she will help promote their city as well.

Liz Parham is the Executive Director of Uptown Lexington, Incorporated.

She says if a groundhog can do it, why not a pig?

"It's just such a natural fit quite frankly with barbecue and the fiberglass pigs we've done for the last two years. It seems like it's just next in a series of events about pigs. Who knows?"

"Lil' Bit" will make her debut prediction Wednesday, February 2nd behind city hall along what's known as "Barbecue Alley" in Uptown Lexington at 7:30 that morning.
Mmmm pork...

Stiltzkin 02-01-2005 06:40 PM

My friend got a ginea pig, and it eats so much it's about as fat as a small ground hog. The little runt never gets to see his shadow, though. But I'm definitely going to have to watch Groundhog's Day tomorrow though; TNT or some other station has gotta air it :thumbsup:

ShaniFaye 02-02-2005 05:59 AM

okay so here's the report from Georgia

Quote:

LILBURN, Ga. (AP) -- The groundhog known as Gen. Beauregard Lee rolled out of his bed Wednesday morning, emerged before a crowd of about 100 people waiting in the rain and predicted an early spring.

Not only did Beau not see his shadow, he also brought a surprise: His new girlfriend.

The mystery lady, who will remain nameless until a contest bestows her with a moniker, has been dating Beau off and on during the past six weeks

Game ranchers hope the couple will produce a successor for Lee, who may soon be hanging up his weather vane.

Old age could force the critter into retirement before the next Groundhog Day rolls around, said Art Rilling, founder of Yellow River Game Ranch where Beau lives.

"He's getting a little slower, sleeping in a little later, getting a little fatter," Rilling said. "This could be his last Groundhog Day."

At 15, Beau has already lived the life of at least five groundhogs, which only have a life expectancy of two to three years. His predecessor and uncle, Gen. Robert E. Lee, gave the Groundhog Day predictions for 10 years before he retired.

"When you get fed every day and have shelter, you can last a long time," Rilling said. "He's got an easy life. He's only expected to do something once a year."

If he leaves, Beau would take his near perfect accuracy rate. His prognosticating prowess has earned him honorary doctorate degrees from the University of Georgia and Georgia State University.

He was wrong in 1993, when Beau called for an early spring and the worst blizzard in decades blasted the South.

Handlers at the ranch decided this year to give Beau a home worthy of his stature. On Tuesday, he was moved into a three-story mansion built on his property, appropriately called Weathering Heights.

To lure him out of his new palace Wednesday, ranch handlers plied Beau with hash browns and fresh fruit as onlookers cheer, "Go, Beau!"

In 2004, Beau was introduced to the low-carb diet when handlers laid out Atkins-approved chicken and cheesy eggs at sunrise to draw the groundhog from his home. He had grown so pudgy the door to his shed had been widened. But Beau ignored that breakfast, choosing instead to chew on the door of his house.
http://www.11alive.com/news/news_art...?storyid=58360

maleficent 02-02-2005 06:13 AM

Phil did see his shadow this morning... Don't put away the mittens and hats just yet...

Averett 02-02-2005 06:40 AM

Phil always sees his shadow. Or rather, the crowd of idiots freaking him out.

Stupid Phil. Stupid winter.

Charlatan 02-02-2005 06:41 AM

Uncle Phil saw his shadow?

ICER 02-02-2005 06:43 AM

Fraid so. Its more winter for us. Just like I said. Maybe I should try for Phil's job???

StanT 02-02-2005 06:49 AM

If the furry rodent manages to dig through 2 feet of snow at my house, he'll see his shadow. He'll also see my daughter's cat looking for groundhog burgers.

ShaniFaye 02-02-2005 06:50 AM

I prefer to believe my groundhog lol he's saying early spring and between two groundhogs and 24 years they have only been wrong one time :)


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