The drunk man's quiz!
 

Alright. So, we all like to drink. In fact, many of us probaby need new livers.
So let's just take this little quiz and see how smart we are about one of our favorite past times- getting piss stinking drunk!!!!

Alcohol Knowledge Test



I'm 132 proof -hic-

im only 120 proof, some of the drinks on there i had no idea what they were

Congratulations! You're 147 proof!

I done a fair bit of drinkin-na-na-ninge...

Didn't do as well but then I don't mess around with too many mixed drinks... What is a mudslide exactly anyway?

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.
With respect to proof, users aged 70 to 74 scored highest.
With respect to proof, users aged 20 to 24 scored lowest.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 101 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.


Woo-hoo {belch}
I love you man!!!!

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof!

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.

My employers have deemed that website unworthy. So I guess I'm a Virgin Mary?

No babe, it just means that your employers are stupid jerks and don't want you to educate yourself. It also means that you have ample reason to tape thier drunken antics at the next company function, lol.

"Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 156 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. "

"Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores."

Looks like I'm in first place in my age group. I think I'd have scored higher if there weren't so many subjective questions.

Oh, and a mudslide is some variation of vodka, Bailey's, and Kahlua with chocolate syrup.

Told me I was first place also... I'm 20

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 138 proof!

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof!

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 107 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

140 Proof.

Actually, I can't hold alcohol for crap. I'm just a good test taker.

Congratulations! You're 110 proof!

Jeez...I thought I could hold my grog pretty well!

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 147 proof!
http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/1...33759176-7.jpg

Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.
With respect to proof, users aged 70 to 74 scored highest.
With respect to proof, users aged 20 to 24 scored lowest.

135 here Spoiler: damn i need a beer

yup im 135 too...and im only 18! Well actually i havent tried about 9/10ths of the drinks on there, just learned some stuff along the way.

104 proof just by random guessing. I literally don't know the answers to any of those questions >_>