Jonsgirl

Alright. So, we all like to drink. In fact, many of us probaby need new livers.
So let's just take this little quiz and see how smart we are about one of our favorite past times- getting piss stinking drunk!!!!

Alcohol Knowledge Test



I'm 132 proof -hic-

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

bbbbbb555

im only 120 proof, some of the drinks on there i had no idea what they were

Stug

Congratulations! You're 147 proof!

I done a fair bit of drinkin-na-na-ninge...

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and so ends the thought process for another day...

Charlatan

Didn't do as well but then I don't mess around with too many mixed drinks... What is a mudslide exactly anyway?

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 113 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

sillygirl

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.
With respect to proof, users aged 70 to 74 scored highest.
With respect to proof, users aged 20 to 24 scored lowest.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

God of Thunder

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 101 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.


Woo-hoo {belch}
I love you man!!!!

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

Bobaphat

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof!

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.

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--size matters not-- yoda

Averett

My employers have deemed that website unworthy. So I guess I'm a Virgin Mary?

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Jonsgirl

No babe, it just means that your employers are stupid jerks and don't want you to educate yourself. It also means that you have ample reason to tape thier drunken antics at the next company function, lol.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

appleseed

"Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 156 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. "

"Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores."

Looks like I'm in first place in my age group. I think I'd have scored higher if there weren't so many subjective questions.

appleseed

Oh, and a mudslide is some variation of vodka, Bailey's, and Kahlua with chocolate syrup.

sillygirl

Told me I was first place also... I'm 20

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

stonegrody

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 138 proof!

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bundy

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof!

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

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Ohayo!!!

Cervantes

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 107 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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- "Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.."
- "Religions take everything that your DNA naturally wants to do to survive and pro-create and makes it wrong."
- "There is only one absolute truth and that is that there is only one absolute truth."

nickynicole

140 Proof.

Actually, I can't hold alcohol for crap. I'm just a good test taker.

Ella

Congratulations! You're 110 proof!

Jeez...I thought I could hold my grog pretty well!

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Sticky

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 147 proof!


Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.
With respect to proof, users aged 70 to 74 scored highest.
With respect to proof, users aged 20 to 24 scored lowest.

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Sticky The Stickman

Fearless_Hyena

135 here Spoiler: damn i need a beer

Shpoop

yup im 135 too...and im only 18! Well actually i havent tried about 9/10ths of the drinks on there, just learned some stuff along the way.

Stiltzkin

104 proof just by random guessing. I literally don't know the answers to any of those questions >_>

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