Let us know how that goes, eh?;)

Oh, and I've got 30 years left. November 26, 2033. Age 71 :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hmmmm...

I'll make it until November 2, 2021 and be 74 when I kick off.

29% that I will die of cancer
16% of a heart attack
9% by alien abduction
7% by homicide

I guess I can start planning for it now. That should make retirement planning easier.

i'm gonna die when my head explodes after my woman backs my pimp daddy ride into another car/tree/bush/building...AGAIN!!!!!!

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 29, 2044
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)

...but I don't want to live 2 yaers without onodrim :(