Phaenx

A friend gave me this link not long ago:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emeril


"Emeril - the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"


My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on."

I thought this was the best thing ever, and I plan on using it. But I also wanted to share the website, which is full of hilarious definitions like:

"Goth - Goths were one of the numerous barbarian tribes, which invaded the crumbling Roman Empire at the end of the fourth century. Originally a minor scandinavian people, they migrated to what is now northern Poland during the first century BC. Having submitted locals, they settled there for roughly a century. During the second century, they resumed their march southward, crossing what is now Poland, and Ukraine. They finally reached the shores of the Black Sea, coming into contact with the Romans, they wrestled present days Romania from. There, they created a large multiethnic empire, which waged several wars against Romans. This Empire was however destroyed by the Huns around 370

They would kick the ass of any worthless teenager with unnatural black hair and nails."

Nice touch at the end.

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