John Henry

Ever had an idea for a TV show? Tell us about it.

Here's a few starters:

When Pensioners Attack
America's tallest hats
Lives of the Poor and Insignificant
Racoon Wars

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

fhqwhgads

Drying Paint: the miniseries

The Marsupial Variety Hour

Candid Camera: Scaring the Elderly

genka

Surviver: The midwest.

The delivery man.

American gladiators: Chainsaw time!

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WHOOO!!!!

ratbastid

Extreme Programming: Live and Untested!

Defibrillator Wars

Hillary Clinton XXXposed

BoCo

Survivor: Antarctica

They'll never make it because you won't get to see any skin, which is basically what the show is all about anyway.

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Fly

dickman and throbbin'

sorry that's a porno does that count?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

BoCo

Xtreme Preachin' -- Preachin' to the Xtreme!

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Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

PorscheBunny

How to Kill Someone and Leave No Evidence

Xtrem Tennis

The Nude Olympics

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qpid

Big breasted nymphos of the midwest

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My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme
Join the Revolution!

Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

yournamehere

Survivor - The Ritz-Carlton

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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

uncle phil

LIVE!!! from Des Moines, Iowa...it's SATURDAY NIGHT SCOOPIN' THE LOOP!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

John Henry

Wheel of Death

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

vermin

The Sniper Game

How to make really dangerous things from common household products

World Cup Soccer - now with knives!

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

zmbabwe

Real World: 5 guys who have to pay bills for their kick-ass house

Zotz

Survivor: Beirut

WhoaitsZ

i wanna see a show where people who fight bulldogs and bulls are locked into a room where their normal-would-be victems turn on THEM.

also i wanna boobie show. just a woman stripping for five to thirty minutes a day. or during comercials a pop up picture of some beautiful boobs!

Reese

I want one of those Choose your own adventure books converted to a TV show where during the commercial break everyone gets online and votes what the Actor should do next.

Survivor - On the farm or Survivor Iraq

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uncle phil

how to properly buckle a rust belt (game show)...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

mike2360

the jiggely girl with no plot show (never mind I'd get sued by every producer in hollywood for steling their ideas)

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justMike

SpoilSport

Charlie Manson's Christmas Special

Jeff Dahmer's Cooking Extravaganza

Do It Yourself - The Embalming Edition

Cookin' with CornNuts

rockogre

The Squirrel Police

Russian Roulete of Fortune

Mammary Mayhem

Armadillo Wars

Watch That Rock

Texas Nerd Herding Roundup

Mr Ogres Neighborhood, (Oh Yeah)

Shecky and the Frog Fire Brigade

The Aluminum Chef Organ Meat Challenge

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

uncle phil

evening spade...(a spin-off of six feet under)

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

John Henry

The BBC actually did something like that years ago, except you had to phone in on a premium rate number and all the profits went to charity. It was sooo cool.

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

John Henry

btw, If you like the whole choose your own adventure thing, come and join this thread. It could be quite cool with a bit more contribution.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...=&threadid=377

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"No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

afraidofninjas

The Afraidofninjas story... next on Fox

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