Tracybrian

Punchline: Rectum Dam near killed him.
Dose anyone know the joke that gos with this. This saying has always cracked me up. I say it for no reason sometimes. I always wondered if there was a actual joke that gos with it.

ryfo

nope sorry but the thought is scary

flstf

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how the weekend went.
He told her, 'horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass.'

She corrected, 'rectum?'
Johnnie said, 'wrecked him? Damn near killed him!!'

uncle phil

jeebus, that was a joke before i was born...

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tracybrian

So old that its new!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to be laughing untill the cows come home. I am going to single handly revive that one. Thanks.

paddyjoe

B.C. baby.......

Fly

phil was born in British Columbia???????????

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pinkie

No, that's it. My best friend used to say that a lot.

Stiltzkin

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(majorly, MAJORLY mad props to anyone who knows I'm talking about)

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paddyjoe

Calm down Richard.......

Fly

hey pal.......that's Dick to you eh.....

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Sticky

<b>paddyjoe</b>, don't you mean B.U.P. (before Uncle Phil)?

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paddyjoe

Ahh, that time did not exist........