Rectum dam near killed him
 

Punchline: Rectum Dam near killed him.
Dose anyone know the joke that gos with this. This saying has always cracked me up. I say it for no reason sometimes. I always wondered if there was a actual joke that gos with it. :confused:

nope sorry but the thought is scary

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how the weekend went.
He told her, 'horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass.'

She corrected, 'rectum?'
Johnnie said, 'wrecked him? Damn near killed him!!'

jeebus, that was a joke before i was born...

So old that its new!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to be laughing untill the cows come home. I am going to single handly revive that one. Thanks.

B.C. baby....... :lol:

phil was born in British Columbia???????????
:confused:

No, that's it. My best friend used to say that a lot. :D

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(majorly, MAJORLY mad props to anyone who knows I'm talking about)

Calm down Richard....... :D

hey pal.......that's Dick to you eh..... :D

<b>paddyjoe</b>, don't you mean B.U.P. (before Uncle Phil)?

Ahh, that time did not exist........ :lol: