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joshibahn · 05-23-2003, 10:11 AM

you got laid? An hour ago? Two days? A month???

Mondak · 05-23-2003, 10:17 AM

few days ago and in a few hours (New Jenna Video).

I am a cheater - I am married and I bought the milk and the milk making system . . . She also likes Jenna so it is a sure thing.

DelayedReaction · 05-23-2003, 10:22 AM

Past lifetime.

WhoaitsZ · 05-23-2003, 10:49 AM

read my bio.

and it was lame!

mtsgsd · 05-23-2003, 10:52 AM

May 19! :rolleyes

mtsgsd · 05-23-2003, 10:52 AM

Hah! I knew I'd screw up the smilie. and I'm in IT to boot! LOL

440sixpack · 05-23-2003, 10:56 AM

17 hours ago as of 2:55 PM EDT.

platypus · 05-23-2003, 11:33 AM

I delivered the goods around 10:30 last night. Hopefully this evening the wife requests a repeat performance of my "husbandly duties", as she refers to them.

bender · 05-23-2003, 12:10 PM

it seems like about 8 years but its been 3 weeks....3 long weeks....3 very very long weeks.

World's King · 05-23-2003, 12:13 PM

About a month ago.

I'm the King of the World... not the King of the Bedroom

Conclamo Ludus · 05-25-2003, 02:00 PM

Any minute now...

Miekle · 05-25-2003, 02:53 PM

Errmmm Never... still a vergin... not sure how long that will hold up but me and my girlfriend are trying till marriage. Gets really tempting at times though.

nefarious · 05-25-2003, 04:03 PM

too long for me to even try to mention ^_^

phredgreen · 05-25-2003, 04:18 PM

this morning...

Meridae'n · 05-25-2003, 04:29 PM

Saturday night, and it was a very ordinary performance, both by myself, and also the girl in question! That was the end of what was becoming an annoying drought...

Minx · 05-25-2003, 05:00 PM

hmmm Friday after work but it was just a quickie.....would love more anytime he's willing!

05-23-2003, 10:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
joshibahn Psycho Location: portland, or	When was the last time... you got laid? An hour ago? Two days? A month??? __________________ TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

05-23-2003, 10:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mondak Industrialist Location: Southern California	few days ago and in a few hours (New Jenna Video). I am a cheater - I am married and I bought the milk and the milk making system . . . She also likes Jenna so it is a sure thing. __________________ All truth passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed Second, it is violently opposed and Third, it is accepted as self-evident. ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER (1788-1860)

05-23-2003, 10:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Past lifetime. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

05-23-2003, 10:56 AM	#7 (permalink)
440sixpack Lord of All Fevers and Plagues Location: Brockton, MA	17 hours ago as of 2:55 PM EDT. __________________ Be a victor, or be a victim - David Vincent My Toys: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440SIXPACK 2003 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT QuadCab 4x4 5.7L Hemi Magnum

05-23-2003, 11:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	I delivered the goods around 10:30 last night. Hopefully this evening the wife requests a repeat performance of my "husbandly duties", as she refers to them. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

05-23-2003, 10:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	read my bio. and it was lame!

05-23-2003, 10:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
mtsgsd Addict Location: Wisconsin, USA	May 19! :rolleyes

05-23-2003, 10:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
mtsgsd Addict Location: Wisconsin, USA	Hah! I knew I'd screw up the smilie. and I'm in IT to boot! LOL

05-23-2003, 12:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	it seems like about 8 years but its been 3 weeks....3 long weeks....3 very very long weeks.

05-23-2003, 12:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	About a month ago. I'm the King of the World... not the King of the Bedroom __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

05-25-2003, 02:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Any minute now... __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

05-25-2003, 02:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	Errmmm Never... still a vergin... not sure how long that will hold up but me and my girlfriend are trying till marriage. Gets really tempting at times though.

05-25-2003, 04:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	too long for me to even try to mention ^_^ __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.

05-25-2003, 04:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	this morning... __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

05-25-2003, 04:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Saturday night, and it was a very ordinary performance, both by myself, and also the girl in question! That was the end of what was becoming an annoying drought... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

05-25-2003, 05:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	hmmm Friday after work but it was just a quickie.....would love more anytime he's willing! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!