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ruggles · 01-13-2005, 06:43 AM

Probably fake but still damn damn funny.

this was SUPPOSEDLY a REAL college essay paper turned in by some fuck up.
I doubt its real but it still made me laugh very hard.

pages if server lasts:

link:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/

TM875 · 01-13-2005, 09:45 AM

I was actually just going to link to this...though I think it should be Humor. One of the "most fucking terrible" papers that I've ever seen - and I proofed some really dreadful ones in college.

For the life of me, I can't understand how the kid passed.

shakran · 01-13-2005, 10:52 AM

I think it's fake. The "prof" misspelled "too" ("page is to big") and triple underlined the capital letters in ANALyze, even though a triple underline means you NEED to capitalize. You slash through the caps to signal lowercase.

Master_Shake · 01-13-2005, 11:10 AM

"Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube"

Brilliant stuff.

Slavakion · 01-13-2005, 11:25 AM

Obviously not real, but it gave my abs a workout they won't soon forget.

xim · 01-13-2005, 11:45 AM

I dont know, it might be fake, but I've never seen a professor really be consistant with all those markings.

xim · 01-13-2005, 11:48 AM

although on second thought, looking at the handwriting, it seems more like that of a 4th grader who just learned cursive (or a college kid who writes in print usually) than an english teacher with a matured cursive style.

Bobaphat · 01-13-2005, 11:51 AM

Doing something like that in a class you knew you were going to drop would be hilarious. I don't think I'd have the balls to do it in a class that I was taking to the end though. Though I doubt it, something makes me wish this was real...

Jimellow · 01-13-2005, 12:27 PM

I love the Dr. Dre reference.. This is really funny stuff, and I thank you for sharing it.

Just noticed the holes punched on the right side and the huge red pen asking, "Why?"

Haha love it! Thanks!

TexanAvenger · 01-13-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TM875

For the life of me, I can't understand how the kid passed.

I've never seen 61% as a passing grade, though I'd be in awe if his score, were this a real paper, that high.

01-13-2005, 06:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	a college essay paper about oedipus Probably fake but still damn damn funny. this was SUPPOSEDLY a REAL college essay paper turned in by some fuck up. I doubt its real but it still made me laugh very hard. pages if server lasts: link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/ Last edited by ruggles; 01-13-2005 at 06:59 AM..

01-13-2005, 09:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	I was actually just going to link to this...though I think it should be Humor. One of the "most fucking terrible" papers that I've ever seen - and I proofed some really dreadful ones in college. For the life of me, I can't understand how the kid passed. __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

01-13-2005, 11:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Master_Shake Addict Location: Pennsylvania, USA	"Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented anal lube" Brilliant stuff. __________________ ------------- You know something, I don't think the sun even... exists... in this place. 'Cause I've been up for hours, and hours, and hours, and the night never ends here.

01-13-2005, 11:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	I dont know, it might be fake, but I've never seen a professor really be consistant with all those markings. __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

01-13-2005, 11:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
xim Insane Location: One with the Universe	although on second thought, looking at the handwriting, it seems more like that of a 4th grader who just learned cursive (or a college kid who writes in print usually) than an english teacher with a matured cursive style. __________________ If I could be anyone in the world I would be Britney Spears. Shes in so many commercials about pepsi... www.ximcity.com

01-13-2005, 10:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
shakran Tone.	I think it's fake. The "prof" misspelled "too" ("page is to big") and triple underlined the capital letters in ANALyze, even though a triple underline means you NEED to capitalize. You slash through the caps to signal lowercase.

01-13-2005, 11:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
Slavakion Mjollnir Incarnate Location: Lost in thought	Obviously not real, but it gave my abs a workout they won't soon forget.

01-13-2005, 11:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
Bobaphat whoopity doo Location: Seattle	Doing something like that in a class you knew you were going to drop would be hilarious. I don't think I'd have the balls to do it in a class that I was taking to the end though. Though I doubt it, something makes me wish this was real... __________________ --size matters not-- yoda

01-13-2005, 12:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
Jimellow Junkie	I love the Dr. Dre reference.. This is really funny stuff, and I thank you for sharing it. Just noticed the holes punched on the right side and the huge red pen asking, "Why?" Haha love it! Thanks! __________________ Desperation is no excuse for lowering one's standards.