The questionable humor of freshmen
 

So in my math classroom there's this chalkboard. It's off to the side, and nobody really uses it. Except for the freshmen that draw/write really weird things on there. Today was a good one. All typos have been preserved.
Yes, that says "thy", there was a picture of a toaster, the Z was really big and the earth roughly equals the square root of 20pi. You should see the desks...

What the hell does that even mean/say?!

Made me laugh.
I thought it was going to be something like "Hey, lets all jerk off in a bottle and leave it in the bathroom" (overheard by a friend of mine).

Also a favorite: Clamhands. What the fuck is a clamhands? Nobody knows, but it might have something to do with calcium carbonate. And apparently the Buddy System is really important.

I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_>

Please keep updating this thread with your students' neural mis-firings, I'm loving what I see so far!

highschool.

Today's musings, as best as I can remember
There was something else where they used "you're" instead of "your", so I decided to write (very maturely) "Your spelling sucks". Then, a classmate had the inspiration to have me misspell it. It now reads "You're spelling sucs". Somehow I think the irony will be lost on them.

And then for good measure I added NINJAS>CHUDS. :lol:

Wow, wonders never cease.

;_; I wish I knew people who knew how to be krazy-random like that other than myself and my brothers. There's corny krazy-random, and then there's real krazy-random. This stuff here seems like the real deal.

Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting?

Not much today... :(
I assumed they were trying to quote the They Might Be Giants song, and added an "if" and changed was to "were". Then I wrote "It's the subjunctive case!! n00b!1!"

Not that I think for a moment that these freshmen will grasp any sense of grammar, but it was fun. It was the last "conversation", since semester ends... maybe they'll fail and have to take the class again. Based on their grammar/spelling, I wouldn't be surprised.

Because freshmen are weird. And so are me and stiltzkin. We get the fucked up humor that may very well have not been intended as a joke.

Unfortunatly I find it really funny too