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Old 01-12-2005, 06:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The questionable humor of freshmen

So in my math classroom there's this chalkboard. It's off to the side, and nobody really uses it. Except for the freshmen that draw/write really weird things on there. Today was a good one. All typos have been preserved.
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C.H.U.D.
YOU WILL BE SUBSERVIENT TO THY, FOR THEY ARE IMPERVIOUS.

THEY HAVE THE POWER TO SHUT DOWN THE SKY.

Constantinople 3*pi*tamx + c^- *5 + 20 * [toaster] =
pi^2 = 17.7021*10 = 10+ satan = 253x = 20pi =
[upside down delta] = 205Z = the earth^2
Yes, that says "thy", there was a picture of a toaster, the Z was really big and the earth roughly equals the square root of 20pi. You should see the desks...
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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What the hell does that even mean/say?!
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Made me laugh.
I thought it was going to be something like "Hey, lets all jerk off in a bottle and leave it in the bathroom" (overheard by a friend of mine).
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Old 01-13-2005, 11:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Also a favorite: Clamhands. What the fuck is a clamhands? Nobody knows, but it might have something to do with calcium carbonate. And apparently the Buddy System is really important.
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Old 01-14-2005, 07:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_>
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Please keep updating this thread with your students' neural mis-firings, I'm loving what I see so far!
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Old 01-14-2005, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_>
highschool.

Today's musings, as best as I can remember
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Do not aim so high to reach achievement, for the low hanging sickles do devour.

A word to the wise, Oh Billy, you are a Chud.


[heart]Oh Billy[heart], you are a Chud. We must beware, for the CHUDS are comming [sic].

They're everywhere!
There was something else where they used "you're" instead of "your", so I decided to write (very maturely) "Your spelling sucks". Then, a classmate had the inspiration to have me misspell it. It now reads "You're spelling sucs". Somehow I think the irony will be lost on them.

And then for good measure I added NINJAS>CHUDS.

Last edited by Slavakion; 01-19-2005 at 12:02 PM.. Reason: Fixed a misquote :)
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Old 01-14-2005, 12:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2005, 11:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Slavakion
highschool.

Today's musings, as best as I can remember

There was something else where they used "you're" instead of "your", so I decided to write (very maturely) "Your spelling sucks". Then, a classmate had the inspiration to have me misspell it. It now reads "You're spelling sucs". Somehow I think the irony will be lost on them.

And then for good measure I added NINJAS>CHUDS.
;_; I wish I knew people who knew how to be krazy-random like that other than myself and my brothers. There's corny krazy-random, and then there's real krazy-random. This stuff here seems like the real deal.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting?
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Not much today...
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And it was bleeding on me... Istanbul was Constantinople
I assumed they were trying to quote the They Might Be Giants song, and added an "if" and changed was to "were". Then I wrote "It's the subjunctive case!! n00b!1!"

Not that I think for a moment that these freshmen will grasp any sense of grammar, but it was fun. It was the last "conversation", since semester ends... maybe they'll fail and have to take the class again. Based on their grammar/spelling, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Old 01-19-2005, 12:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting?
Because freshmen are weird. And so are me and stiltzkin. We get the fucked up humor that may very well have not been intended as a joke.
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Old 01-20-2005, 06:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Unfortunatly I find it really funny too
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