The questionable humor of freshmen - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Slavakion · 01-12-2005, 06:40 PM

So in my math classroom there's this chalkboard. It's off to the side, and nobody really uses it. Except for the freshmen that draw/write really weird things on there. Today was a good one. All typos have been preserved.

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C.H.U.D.
YOU WILL BE SUBSERVIENT TO THY, FOR THEY ARE IMPERVIOUS.

THEY HAVE THE POWER TO SHUT DOWN THE SKY.

Constantinople 3*pi*tamx + c^- *5 + 20 * [toaster] =
pi^2 = 17.7021*10 = 10+ satan = 253x = 20pi =
[upside down delta] = 205Z = the earth^2

Yes, that says "thy", there was a picture of a toaster, the Z was really big and the earth roughly equals the square root of 20pi. You should see the desks...

FailedEagle · 01-12-2005, 10:57 PM

What the hell does that even mean/say?!

lite campfire · 01-13-2005, 12:35 AM

Made me laugh.
I thought it was going to be something like "Hey, lets all jerk off in a bottle and leave it in the bathroom" (overheard by a friend of mine).

Slavakion · 01-13-2005, 11:26 AM

Also a favorite: Clamhands. What the fuck is a clamhands? Nobody knows, but it might have something to do with calcium carbonate. And apparently the Buddy System is really important.

Stiltzkin · 01-14-2005, 07:55 AM

I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_>

Redlemon · 01-14-2005, 08:00 AM

Please keep updating this thread with your students' neural mis-firings, I'm loving what I see so far!

Slavakion · 01-14-2005, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Stiltzkin

I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_>

highschool.

Today's musings, as best as I can remember

Quote:

Do not aim so high to reach achievement, for the low hanging sickles do devour.

A word to the wise, Oh Billy, you are a Chud.

[heart]Oh Billy[heart], you are a Chud. We must beware, for the CHUDS are comming [sic].

They're everywhere!

There was something else where they used "you're" instead of "your", so I decided to write (very maturely) "Your spelling sucks". Then, a classmate had the inspiration to have me misspell it. It now reads "You're spelling sucs". Somehow I think the irony will be lost on them.

And then for good measure I added NINJAS>CHUDS.

yellowchef · 01-14-2005, 12:15 PM

Wow, wonders never cease.

Stiltzkin · 01-16-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Slavakion

highschool.

Today's musings, as best as I can remember

There was something else where they used "you're" instead of "your", so I decided to write (very maturely) "Your spelling sucks". Then, a classmate had the inspiration to have me misspell it. It now reads "You're spelling sucs". Somehow I think the irony will be lost on them.

And then for good measure I added NINJAS>CHUDS.

;_; I wish I knew people who knew how to be krazy-random like that other than myself and my brothers. There's corny krazy-random, and then there's real krazy-random. This stuff here seems like the real deal.

TM875 · 01-18-2005, 11:12 AM

Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting?

Slavakion · 01-19-2005, 12:08 PM

Not much today...

Quote:

And it was bleeding on me... Istanbul was Constantinople

I assumed they were trying to quote the They Might Be Giants song, and added an "if" and changed was to "were". Then I wrote "It's the subjunctive case!! n00b!1!"

Not that I think for a moment that these freshmen will grasp any sense of grammar, but it was fun. It was the last "conversation", since semester ends... maybe they'll fail and have to take the class again. Based on their grammar/spelling, I wouldn't be surprised.

Slavakion · 01-19-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by TM875

Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting?

Because freshmen are weird. And so are me and stiltzkin. We get the fucked up humor that may very well have not been intended as a joke.

losthellhound · 01-20-2005, 06:05 AM

Unfortunatly I find it really funny too

01-12-2005, 10:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
FailedEagle Crazy	What the hell does that even mean/say?! __________________ Head over to Nonsense to sign up for the newest round Of the Trivial Racing Image Game. Hurry.

01-14-2005, 07:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I'd like to meet these freshmen. College freshmen or highschool freshmen? >_> __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

01-14-2005, 08:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Please keep updating this thread with your students' neural mis-firings, I'm loving what I see so far! __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

01-18-2005, 11:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	Am I missing something here? Why is this funny and/or interesting? __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

01-20-2005, 06:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	Unfortunatly I find it really funny too __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

01-13-2005, 12:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	Made me laugh. I thought it was going to be something like "Hey, lets all jerk off in a bottle and leave it in the bathroom" (overheard by a friend of mine).

01-13-2005, 11:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Slavakion Mjollnir Incarnate Location: Lost in thought	Also a favorite: Clamhands. What the fuck is a clamhands? Nobody knows, but it might have something to do with calcium carbonate. And apparently the Buddy System is really important.

01-14-2005, 12:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
yellowchef Addict Location: Shalimar, FL	Wow, wonders never cease.