The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Coppertop · 01-07-2005, 05:06 PM

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

My favorite is "roughing up the hostages."

Willravel · 01-07-2005, 05:09 PM

They forgot "Going 5 against 1"

snowy · 01-07-2005, 05:27 PM

"Whomping the baby"? HA!

Sweetpea · 01-07-2005, 05:56 PM

Mine was "Cleaning the joystick"

since im a girl . . . how does that apply?????

Coppertop · 01-07-2005, 05:59 PM

Here is a collection of synonyms for females:

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html

I've always been partial to "Butterin' the muffin."

Sweetpea · 01-07-2005, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

Here is a collection of synonyms for females:

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html

I've always been partial to "Butterin' the muffin."

THANKS Coppertop! I liked "Circling the knoll "

Which . . . perhaps i should do right now . . .

Rdr4evr · 01-07-2005, 06:36 PM

"Playing tag with the priest"

LOL

SiNai · 01-07-2005, 07:51 PM

Taunting Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm

hehe.. fun..

Ruse · 01-07-2005, 08:13 PM

lol nice site - havnt heard a lot of these

pinoychink790 · 01-07-2005, 08:14 PM

sounds interesting

choskins · 01-07-2005, 08:15 PM

Boppin' the big-nosed Rasta man

absorbentishe · 01-07-2005, 08:38 PM

Washing Darth Vader
Doing battle with the penis
Having a one night stand with your schlong..

I guess you could go on and on and ....

bollocks · 01-08-2005, 12:26 PM

Rapid one arm pull ups. Hahaha.

Jonsgirl · 01-08-2005, 12:32 PM

Finding yourself

discotequi · 01-08-2005, 12:46 PM

this may be the funniest thing I've seen today... classic.

Strange Famous · 01-08-2005, 12:55 PM

Jerking my little brother Peter

faintly disturbing!!!

timalkin · 01-08-2005, 08:38 PM

Doodling the Goat

Sticky · 01-10-2005, 12:14 PM

Getting a load off the hard drive
Fondling the boss
Cleaning out the staff
Doodling the presidential staff

Sticky · 01-10-2005, 12:19 PM

And from the female one

Filling your niche
"Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
A night in with the girls

TexanAvenger · 01-10-2005, 08:24 PM

Working a cramp out of Ol' Faithful
Clobbering Isaiah
Sucker-punching the crusader
Walking the Jesuit
Tenderizing the suspect
Walking the purple-headed yogurt slinger
and my favorite....
Waving the shit out of your incapacitated midget

Tophat665 · 01-10-2005, 09:43 PM

Playing with Yoosef.

This is just lovely: Slap-Boxing the purple-headed custard chucker

Wagging the flesh musket

My favorites is probably not in that list:
"Perfoming a Manual Override"

ruggles · 01-11-2005, 06:18 AM

i like the ones that really make no sense

Washing Darth Vader

this one made me laugh.... a lot

Going to and from the Batcave

hehehe

ergdork · 01-13-2005, 07:39 PM

"Molesting the Surgeon General"
Hmm.. disturbing..

CityOfAngels · 01-13-2005, 10:11 PM

Where's choking your chicken and yanking your tank?

01-07-2005, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html My favorite is "roughing up the hostages."

01-07-2005, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	"Whomping the baby"? HA! __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

01-07-2005, 05:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	Mine was "Cleaning the joystick" since im a girl . . . how does that apply????? __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

01-07-2005, 05:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	Here is a collection of synonyms for females: http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html I've always been partial to "Butterin' the muffin." Last edited by Coppertop; 01-07-2005 at 06:00 PM.. Reason: bleah

01-07-2005, 07:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
SiNai Dreams In Digital Location: Iowa	Taunting Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm hehe.. fun.. __________________ I can't seem to remember now What it was like- to live life, before you.. symbiont

01-07-2005, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	They forgot "Going 5 against 1"

01-07-2005, 06:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Rdr4evr Banned	"Playing tag with the priest" LOL

01-07-2005, 08:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ruse Crazy	lol nice site - havnt heard a lot of these

01-07-2005, 08:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
pinoychink790 Loser Location: McDonald's Playland	sounds interesting

01-07-2005, 08:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
choskins Psycho Location: Greenville, SC	Boppin' the big-nosed Rasta man __________________ "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud

01-07-2005, 08:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Washing Darth Vader Doing battle with the penis Having a one night stand with your schlong.. I guess you could go on and on and ....

01-08-2005, 12:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
bollocks Insane Location: Leeds, UK	Rapid one arm pull ups. Hahaha. __________________ Why's Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

01-08-2005, 12:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Finding yourself __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

01-08-2005, 12:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
discotequi Tilted Location: Dallas	this may be the funniest thing I've seen today... classic.

01-08-2005, 12:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Jerking my little brother Peter faintly disturbing!!! __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

01-08-2005, 08:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
timalkin Addict Location: watching from the treeline	Doodling the Goat __________________ Trinity: "What do you need?" Neo: "Guns. Lots of guns." -The Matrix

01-10-2005, 12:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sticky	Getting a load off the hard drive Fondling the boss Cleaning out the staff Doodling the presidential staff __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-10-2005, 12:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sticky	And from the female one Filling your niche "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)" A night in with the girls __________________ Sticky The Stickman

01-10-2005, 08:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Working a cramp out of Ol' Faithful Clobbering Isaiah Sucker-punching the crusader Walking the Jesuit Tenderizing the suspect Walking the purple-headed yogurt slinger and my favorite.... Waving the shit out of your incapacitated midget

01-10-2005, 09:43 PM	#21 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Playing with Yoosef. This is just lovely: Slap-Boxing the purple-headed custard chucker Wagging the flesh musket My favorites is probably not in that list: "Perfoming a Manual Override" __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-11-2005, 06:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
ruggles Loser Location: i am made of cheese	i like the ones that really make no sense Washing Darth Vader this one made me laugh.... a lot Going to and from the Batcave hehehe

01-13-2005, 07:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
ergdork Tilted	"Molesting the Surgeon General" Hmm.. disturbing..