The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator
 

http://www.worldwidewank.com/generator.html

My favorite is "roughing up the hostages."

They forgot "Going 5 against 1"

"Whomping the baby"? HA!

Mine was "Cleaning the joystick" :lol: since im a girl . . . how does that apply????? :hmm:

Here is a collection of synonyms for females:

http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms3.html

I've always been partial to "Butterin' the muffin."

THANKS Coppertop! I liked "Circling the knoll " :lol: :thumbsup: Which . . . perhaps i should do right now . . . :D

"Playing tag with the priest"

LOL :D :D

Taunting Willy the one-eyed wonder-worm

hehe.. fun..

lol nice site - havnt heard a lot of these

sounds interesting

Boppin' the big-nosed Rasta man

Washing Darth Vader
Doing battle with the penis
Having a one night stand with your schlong..

I guess you could go on and on and ....

Rapid one arm pull ups. Hahaha.

Finding yourself :lol:

this may be the funniest thing I've seen today... classic.

Jerking my little brother Peter

faintly disturbing!!!

Doodling the Goat :confused:

Getting a load off the hard drive
Fondling the boss
Cleaning out the staff
Doodling the presidential staff

And from the female one

Filling your niche
"Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
A night in with the girls

Working a cramp out of Ol' Faithful
Clobbering Isaiah
Sucker-punching the crusader
Walking the Jesuit
Tenderizing the suspect
Walking the purple-headed yogurt slinger
and my favorite....
Waving the shit out of your incapacitated midget

Playing with Yoosef.

This is just lovely: Slap-Boxing the purple-headed custard chucker

Wagging the flesh musket

My favorites is probably not in that list:
"Perfoming a Manual Override"

i like the ones that really make no sense

Washing Darth Vader

this one made me laugh.... a lot



Going to and from the Batcave

hehehe

"Molesting the Surgeon General"
Hmm.. disturbing..

Where's choking your chicken and yanking your tank?