Mephisto2

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.
Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as
the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger, he says to his
female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim
closer!" When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim
under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a
million pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.
So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and blew
enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and
crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces. The pair of whales
started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were floating in the
ocean. The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're
still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp down all
the sailors!" That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at her man and
said, "Oh no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen."


Mr Mephisto

ShaniFaye

oh god hehehehehehe thats so funny

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