slimshaydee

Nikki Webster has been dumped from her music label!

http://entertainment.news.com.au/com...55Enbv,00.html

Ella

Hahaha...excellent! Even my 10 year old daughter thinks that's great news!

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high_way

excellent. now all we have to do is find the guy who took out JFK and we are set...


the second best thing is "my shout' as a mate walks into the pub...

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Latch

awesome... except now she'll be in some major city busking.

almostaugust

..and the angels rejoiced

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Australians All Let Us Rejoice

For We Are Free Of Nikki...



LOL. that is the absolute BEST christmas gift to give all of Australia... i just e-mailed the story to all my mates, they'll b so happy.

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Mephisto2

I think you're all being rather mean.

I don't like her, but why rejoice over someone's professional misfortune?


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Ishmal

cummon Mr Mephisto,

shes only 17... she'll get ova it.

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deekaybee

Face it, who listened to her music anyhow?? So she may be gone from her record company, but she will still haunt us in the news, mags etc...

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Stick

I didn't even know she had any records out at all.
To revive her career she needs to have a very public bisexual love triangle happening. Maybe with the last two winners of Idol.
A drug problem wouldn't hurt, either, or maybe join a cult of Satan worshippers.

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Latch

Take the tatu way and become a lipstick lesbian.

Start pashing Delta or Holly Valance on stage.

Meridae'n

Did you'se know the little whore released 4 albums, and has now released a greatest hits? Can't wait.

How good would it be to be able to tell your mates you nail Nikki Webster...

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Ishmal

4???

i thought it was only 2...

they musta bn shit, if i neva eva heard of them!

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Charlatan

...and I thought you were going to say, "Free Fosters for everyone!"

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Stick

I don't know anyone that drinks Fosters. Most Aussies think it's dogs piss. If they can't find any Crownies then it's usually a slab or three of VB that gets monstered at parties/barbies.

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high_way

yes fosters is cat piss but VB is worse... it is commonly known as green death in my neck of the woods.. im a XXXX bitter man myself.

as for crownies, they are an over priced normal tasting beer. nothing special at all and at $50 (last time i checked) a carton not worth the money.

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Stick

xxxx ay? So you're a Queenslander.
Personally, I don't like any alcohol. I watch people at parties drinking and don't understand how they can do it. Everyone I know guzzles VB.
Nikki Webster. Maybe she drinks Fosters and that's why no one likes her?

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Charlatan

Maybe I just should have said, "Free Beer!"

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Stick

Then you would have missed out on the literary gems posted by "high_way" and myself.

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ZenFilthPig

If only the people giving those 'Home & Away' bitches a microphone would do the same.

Mephisto2

The "little whore"?!!

For fuck's sake. She's a teenage entertainer, with a clean image and you call her a little whore?

Some of you people have issues.


Mr Mephisto

spindles

Just because a singer exists doesn't mean you have to listen to it. There's heaps of music that I don't want to listen to, but that does not mean somebody does not enjoy it.

Chances of me buying a nikki webster album - about the same as me buying a Celine Dion album.
Care that the album exists - about the same level.

There are better things to worry about/be happy about than this

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high_way

yeah i am a queensland. born and breed. best state in the country, my thinks. yeah well that would do it.. fosters is an icky beer.. im surprised that it is actually our biggest export. what about boags or tooheys extra dry or something like that..

mmm beer...

music to my ears my friend, music to my ears.

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Ishmal

wow... thats an old expression i don't hear very often... i've only eva heard my old boy use that expression... me and my mates commonly call it "Virgan Buster" or "Vomit Bomb"
but i do agree with ya that no1 i know drink Fosters, and only a few ppl drink VB ... we're mainly TEDs boys ova here...(tooheys extra dry)

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bing bing

Hey man, i actually like that Tammin song.

cinnles

heheh, she still has that children's wear label thing though.

Was her greatest hits album a single?

Meridae'n

BTW, you misspelt 'all'.

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Ishmal

yer same... i'm actually listening to it right now... on the radio... i dun like it enough to go buy it!

but wat eva happened to Bec Cartwright??? i haven't heard nething on her in awhile!

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BEG4MERCY

BAHBHAHBHABABHA
that was a good one

Ishmal

wats got 100 legs and 4 pubic hairs???






a nikki webster concert!



LOL. sorry. i got e-mailed this 2day and felt like sharing it with u nikki webster lovers...

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