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Old 01-13-2010, 05:18 AM   #3241 (permalink)
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good luck fucker...........being who you fucking are,you probably fucking need all the luck you can fucking get eh........



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Old 01-14-2010, 03:43 AM   #3242 (permalink)
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fucking warmer out...fucking finally...
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Old 01-14-2010, 05:24 AM   #3243 (permalink)
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fucking 9C here today........beautiful day..........gonna build a fucking fire outside i think.
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Old 01-14-2010, 06:35 AM   #3244 (permalink)
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Thirsty Thursdays! Fucking drink up!
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:13 AM   #3245 (permalink)
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Thirsty Thursdays! Fucking drink up!
Fuckin' A! Going to Thirsty Thursday Kareoke tonight. Gonna tear the roof off the motherfucker.
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:36 AM   #3246 (permalink)
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knock 'em fucking dead Top
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:47 AM   #3247 (permalink)
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casual fucking sex day...
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:19 AM   #3248 (permalink)
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FINALLY! Fucking Friday is here. Fuck yeah!
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:06 AM   #3249 (permalink)
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knock 'em fucking dead Top
Dropped 'em like so many fucking Flies. Fuckin' Stones, Powerstation, and some Spinal Tap - Big Fuckin' Bottom.

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casual fucking sex day...
Officially Casual Sex Day, or are you just fucking with me, phil? Or are you having a good fucking day? In which case, keep on fucking!
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:53 PM   #3250 (permalink)
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Fucking eh, the fuckin' holes in my head hurt.
The halfacookie and two beers last night only barely cut it.
But that was one fucking gooooooood shower.
I hate not being able to wash my hair.
Fuck me, I typed an "r" in the middle of "wash". Fuhhhhhck.
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Old 01-15-2010, 04:28 PM   #3251 (permalink)
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way fucking precious...
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:34 PM   #3252 (permalink)
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Yeahhh, it's fucking SHOT TIME. Line them up fuckers.
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Old 01-16-2010, 03:11 AM   #3253 (permalink)
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beautiful fucking day for golf...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-16-2010, 03:57 AM   #3254 (permalink)
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have a killer fucking round phil........
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Old 01-19-2010, 03:19 AM   #3255 (permalink)
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i love that fucking game...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-19-2010, 04:06 AM   #3256 (permalink)
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yup.....damn fine fucking sport eh
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:26 AM   #3257 (permalink)
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I feel like I'm fucking a teenager again with my parents picking me up and dropping me off at fucking work.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:19 AM   #3258 (permalink)
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Hello, fuckers.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:49 AM   #3259 (permalink)
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Hey fuckette.

*****

Car repair guy says that he can fucking get my car fucking running again under $300 bucks. Let's hope he is fucking right.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:56 AM   #3260 (permalink)
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fanfuckingtabulous
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:58 AM   #3261 (permalink)
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I probably should pay for those fucking stamps.
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Old 01-19-2010, 01:15 PM   #3262 (permalink)
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^^ Tramp Fucking Stamps?
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:47 PM   #3263 (permalink)
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I feel like I'm fucking a teenager again.


fuck sakes dude.......you gotta fucking spread that around man?


big fucking brother is watching eh...........
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:23 AM   #3264 (permalink)
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hey you gang of fuckers, it's fucking hump day...and TFP's fucking birthday...
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:30 AM   #3265 (permalink)
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Yeah, fuck me fly. I read that last night and realized that came out all fucking wrong. I wanted to say I felt like a teenager again, but that I was FUCKING a teenager. Wow, yeah let me clear that one up. I am NOT fucking a teenager! There you go Big Brother, now call off the cops.

Ya know phil, in Internet Years (1 normal year = 10 Internet Years), the fucking web site is older than you. I wonder if that means TFP is bald, likes to play golf, and forgets where he lives all the fucking time.
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:31 AM   #3266 (permalink)
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How is it not fucking June yet?
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:33 AM   #3267 (permalink)
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Judges would have accepted "I fucking feel like I'm a teenager again."

Oh, and happy fucking birthday, T to the fucking F-P!
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Old 01-20-2010, 06:57 AM   #3268 (permalink)
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Fuck Massachussetts. They can go fuck their collective hats.
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:36 AM   #3269 (permalink)
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'bout ready for a fucksickle...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:37 AM   #3270 (permalink)
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How is it not fucking June yet?


feels like it's fucking June here the last couple of fucking weeks.
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Old 01-21-2010, 04:59 AM   #3271 (permalink)
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Fuck. I'm supposed to be moving on Saturday.
I'm not even fucking close to being packed.
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Old 01-21-2010, 05:20 AM   #3272 (permalink)
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Fucking rainy Thursday.
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Old 01-21-2010, 05:39 PM   #3273 (permalink)
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Hey Eden............



fuck you............you bastard.


any fucking rum going down or fucking what?



and a fucking smilie to make it all fucking coshure.........or how ever you fucking spell it.


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Old 01-21-2010, 06:17 PM   #3274 (permalink)
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I'm down in the fucking rum right now, not to much tonight, got fucking work in the morning.

And fuck you too you fucking canadiafuck.

How about you IN THE GREAT WHITE FUCKING NORTH?
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Old 01-21-2010, 08:52 PM   #3275 (permalink)
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fucking kosher. fuckin' eh, dude.
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Old 01-22-2010, 03:28 AM   #3276 (permalink)
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T G I F F!!!
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-22-2010, 04:04 AM   #3277 (permalink)
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i knew i fucking fucked up kosher.........thanks noodle.

doin' good up here Eden you fuck.......gonna try and get the fuckers off work early today to start the fucking weekend off right.


and.......IT'S FUCKING PAYDAY........
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:24 AM   #3278 (permalink)
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leavin' for fucking mexico tomorrow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-23-2010, 03:26 AM   #3279 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil's been fucking busy.
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Old 01-23-2010, 06:49 AM   #3280 (permalink)
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Who the fuck is "busy" and does Aunt Phil know?!?!

I think my coworker leaves on a cruise for Mexico out of TPA tomorrow.

FUCKIN' EH, I pulled my bicep in the middle of the move.
It hurts. I'm being a fucking girl about this one.

But, I have a kick-ass fucking iPhone. It just hurts.
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