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Old 01-04-2010, 03:23 AM   #3201 (permalink)
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fucking dark out; and cold, too...

what is this fucking shit, floriduh is supposed to be the land of fucking sunshine, not icicles...
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:57 PM   #3202 (permalink)
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FUCCCCCCCCCK, my freelance job is finished, but her fucking software is fucking up and so I don't get paid til her software company pulls their head out of their fucking ass. I should get my money NOW, my fucking end of the fucking deal fucking works.
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Old 01-06-2010, 03:49 AM   #3203 (permalink)
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fucking sweatshirts and socks...

wonder if fucking noodle is thawed out yet...
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Old 01-06-2010, 04:00 AM   #3204 (permalink)
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this wind can fuck off any time now........
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Old 01-06-2010, 06:30 AM   #3205 (permalink)
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I wonder which fucking thread is in inane. This fucking thread or the fucking Pointless Announcements thread.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:00 PM   #3206 (permalink)
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No, noodle is not fucking thawed out yet. Noodle is sleeping at other people's houses. Because it was 16 fucking degrees last night. And it only got to 50 today.
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Old 01-07-2010, 03:42 AM   #3207 (permalink)
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fucking heat wave comin'...
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:05 AM   #3208 (permalink)
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Really Phil? Cause we have a 30% chance of the fuckin' white shit in North Florida this weekend. Fuck ME!
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:31 AM   #3209 (permalink)
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How you fucking doing, Noodle?
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:25 PM   #3210 (permalink)
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Fuck ME!

noodle.........i could soooooooooo fucking play this one up...


you should be fucking lucky i like you......
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:30 PM   #3211 (permalink)
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*fucking facepalm*


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Old 01-08-2010, 03:38 AM   #3212 (permalink)
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^ same fucking here...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:19 AM   #3213 (permalink)
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I'm glad you Florida fuckers are finally getting a taste of the great white north. Brings a fucking tear to my eye.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:30 PM   #3214 (permalink)
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Fucking bite me, Eden.
You could just as easily live south but nooooooooooooo....
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Old 01-08-2010, 01:01 PM   #3215 (permalink)
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Again, you do not live in the fucking south. You live in the north, it just happens to be fucking south of me.
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Old 01-08-2010, 01:17 PM   #3216 (permalink)
 
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Houses in Virginia are not fucking insulated! (insulting!)
I remember when it was 10 degrees a few times.

We'd sit on the couch under many layers & draw straws to see whose turn it was to take the dog out
to fuckin' pee & whose turn it was to go to the freezing kitchen to make something to eat.

Actually, is was still better than fuckin' San Francisco winters.

I live in Wisconsin and it's supposed to be several numbers below zero tonight,
but I've never been as cold as I was in San Francisco.

Fuck. I wish I could afford to move back there. It's the fuckin' best city.

I fuckin' really miss it. Crazy, eh?
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Old 01-08-2010, 01:50 PM   #3217 (permalink)
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Miss grace you should know how to rub someone's shaky grasp of grammar/spelling in their face.

It did take me 15 fucking minutes to figure out what the hell you were talking about in PA.
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:10 PM   #3218 (permalink)
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North Florida is technically South Georgia. Fuck off.
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Old 01-09-2010, 05:10 AM   #3219 (permalink)
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one fucking week of this shit...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:48 AM   #3220 (permalink)
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fucking SMOKIN" jam last night......just fucking wish i had of come home a fuck of a lot sooner than now.
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:01 AM   #3221 (permalink)
 
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Fuck, I'm sorry Eden.
I was just havin' a little fun.
I didn't mean to be fuckin' mean or anything.
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Old 01-09-2010, 09:54 AM   #3222 (permalink)
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fuck Eden....he's a big fucking boy..........should be able to handle it,seeing as how he can sure fucking dish it out.
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Old 01-09-2010, 10:55 AM   #3223 (permalink)
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Oh hell miss grace, I'm not fucking mad, I know I misspell words on a constant basis.

I like fucking fly said, I'm a big boy, I can fucking take it.

No fucking hard feelings.
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:31 AM   #3224 (permalink)
 
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Your a fuckin' big hobbit, you silly fucker.

& I'm glad you like fucking Fly.

All is well.
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Old 01-09-2010, 12:03 PM   #3225 (permalink)
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All is fucking well.
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Old 01-10-2010, 03:58 AM   #3226 (permalink)
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All is fucking well.

'cept for the fucking Fly part.......
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Old 01-10-2010, 04:11 AM   #3227 (permalink)
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there is fucking light (and heat) at the end of the fucking tunnel, fucking noodle...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:51 AM   #3228 (permalink)
 
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I was teasing that Eden person again.
I couldn't fuckin' help it.

There are no fuckin' degrees this morning. Zero outside.
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Old 01-10-2010, 07:29 AM   #3229 (permalink)
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Phil, it's cold in this here fuckin' tunnel.
The fuckin' sun came out today and I got all confused thinking it was actually
going to fucking warm up.
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:20 AM   #3230 (permalink)
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fucking palindromes...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Last edited by uncle phil; 01-11-2010 at 03:48 AM.. Reason: spell-check nazi...
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Old 01-11-2010, 05:40 AM   #3231 (permalink)
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Fuck, it's Monday. Fuck Mondays.
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Old 01-11-2010, 07:18 AM   #3232 (permalink)
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fuck mondays...........
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:28 AM   #3233 (permalink)
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fuck tuesdays, too...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 01-12-2010, 03:45 AM   #3234 (permalink)
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yup....gotta agree.........fuck tuesdays too.......
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Old 01-12-2010, 05:21 AM   #3235 (permalink)
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Let's just say, fuck everyday that makes up wake up to a fucking alarm clock and go to a job we fucking hate.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:24 PM   #3236 (permalink)
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Fuck having to work for a living.
ANd fuck the lottery commission. Where's my paycheck?
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Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:28 PM   #3237 (permalink)
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fuckin' rights!!!!


fuck work.........but then.......



......who pays the fucking mortgage then?
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:39 PM   #3238 (permalink)
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lottery commission. too fuckin' right.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:26 AM   #3239 (permalink)
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holy horsefuck, batman...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 01-13-2010, 05:06 AM   #3240 (permalink)
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I am on my fucking way to fucking court, wish me luck fuckers.
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