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noodle · 10-28-2009, 02:33 AM

don't i fucking wish.

i'm fucking worried out of my mind that i'm going to be fucking ugly for the next fucking "six to 10 months"... petty, superficial and fucking silly. But true.

GreyWolf · 10-28-2009, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by noodle

don't i fucking wish.

i'm fucking worried out of my mind that i'm going to be fucking ugly for the next fucking "six to 10 months"... petty, superficial and fucking silly. But true.

And what the fuck is going on in the next fucking six to ten months that hasn't gone on for the last fucking year? Or is it none of our fucking business?

noodle · 10-28-2009, 03:29 AM

Fucking braces. Ugh.
And ceramics were another three-fucking-hundred dollars and two to three fucking more months.
So I'm doing fucking metal mouth tomorrow morning.

Again.

Tophat665 · 10-28-2009, 06:52 AM

Fuckin A, Phil! I wish it were fucking Fuck day.

Hey, ThirdSun, love the Fuckitol. Tempus fukit!

noodle · 10-28-2009, 11:06 AM

Fuck. It was the fucking mistake of a lifetime. I fucking hate this shit.

uncle phil · 10-28-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by noodle

Fuck. It was the fucking mistake of a lifetime. I fucking hate this shit.

but you'll be so much fucking prettier and so much more fucking precious when it's all over...

noodle · 10-28-2009, 12:37 PM

Oh yeah. not that. this is ofther fucking shit that i knew better than to get mixed up in but risked it anyway and now i'm dealing with the fucking emotional fallout. yay, me.

Fly · 10-28-2009, 07:31 PM

i'd like to fucking stand up and hug noodle for fuck sakes........she has fucking been through a lot.

no fucking worries sweetie,we got your fucking back........it'll all be fuckin' good in time.

smile you crazy fucker you.........

uncle phil · 10-29-2009, 02:27 AM

c'mon you fuckers; 6 to fucking 1?

noodle · 10-29-2009, 03:04 AM

I don't fucking feel strong, Uncle Phil. But thanks for the vote of fucking confidence.
I'm fucking exhausted from being up half the night thinking it was almost time to
get up and then realizing it was only 3am, falling back asleep at fucking 5 am to
have nightmares about missing my appointment and the stuff that I have to go back
into fucking work to get done after they fuck around in my mouth for two hours.
I fucking hate my brain.

And thank you, Fly. Very very very much.

Fly · 10-29-2009, 03:13 AM

hey.......no fucking problem eh.........

LordEden · 10-29-2009, 04:03 AM

The week is almost fucking OVER!
Noodle, if I was fucking near you, I would give you a huge fucking hug and let my fucking chest hair cress you and take your troubles away.

Fly · 10-29-2009, 07:47 AM

Eden....i got more fucking hair on my ass than you do on your fucking chest.

fuckin' rain is making it tough to make my fucking mortgage payment......mother nature can sure be a fucking bitch i tell ya'.........

noodle · 10-29-2009, 11:22 AM

Fucking owwwww!!!

uncle phil · 10-29-2009, 11:56 AM

wild fucking turkey worked for me back in the day; just swish a little around in your mouth every few minutes or so and soon the fucking pain becomes nothing but a memory...

CinnamonGirl · 10-29-2009, 12:00 PM

I fucking hate the Yankees.

LordEden · 10-29-2009, 12:35 PM

It's so close to being fucking friday, I can fucking smell it!

uncle phil · 10-29-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly

Eden....i got more fucking hair on my ass than you do on your fucking chest.

fucking proof...

fly's_ass.jpg

Fly · 10-29-2009, 01:41 PM

see Eden you fucker.........let's see your fucking chest hairs.......

and in my own fuckin' defence.......i did not post it.........that fucker phil is to blame.......

CinnamonGirl · 10-29-2009, 01:48 PM

Is fly's fucking ass gonna be in EVERY fucking thread?

thirdsun · 10-29-2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Hey, ThirdSun, love the Fuckitol. Tempus fukit!

fuckin' A fortiori, Tophat!

Tophat665 · 10-29-2009, 03:23 PM

Another thread assimilated, or should I say asslaminated, with the fucking rump of sasquatch.

Thirdsun, what we have here now is a case of fuckin a posteriori, and that's some knowledge I could have lived my whole fucking life without and have been happier thereby.

Fly, what is it about your hairy fuckin ass? All your fucking talent is in your fucking hands and head, there, you fucking musical maniac you.

uncle phil · 10-29-2009, 04:03 PM

fuck, we all know, he's said it a million times, "it's all about the fucking ass, baby..."

thirdsun · 10-29-2009, 05:15 PM

well Tophat, as(s) we all fucking know, asinus asinum fricat. dixi.

Fly · 10-29-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Tophat665

Another thread assimilated, or should I say asslaminated, with the fucking rump of sasquatch.

Thirdsun, what we have here now is a case of fuckin a posteriori, and that's some knowledge I could have lived my whole fucking life without and have been happier thereby.

Fly, what is it about your hairy fuckin ass? All your fucking talent is in your fucking hands and head, there, you fucking musical maniac you.

thanks Top....you're too fucking kind man.......

noodle · 10-29-2009, 05:47 PM

I'm going to spend tomorrow doing whatever the fuck I want to do... and fucking schoolwork.
My boss had the fucking nerve to point out that "they don't seem to be affecting your ability to talk... ha ha ha." Fucking asshole. This is after he had the fucking balls to tell me a few hours prior that "they can't hurt that bad, you're here, ain'tcha? I always told my boys it couldn't be that bad."
I went into fucking work directly from the fucking orthodontist to get some work done that I couldn't fucking get done yesterday because I'd changed my schedule to meet his fucking needs and then STILL didn't get everything done because he fucking delayed the fucking admission until Sunday, at which time I will be fucking working because his lame ass didn't want to do everything today... which is 90% of the fucking reason I fucking went into work with my lips cracked and a hole in my cheek because my fucking orthodontist is a fucking moron.

And now I really fucking hurt and I'm a cranky fucking bitch. Even after my fucking nap. Fuck.

Fly · 10-29-2009, 06:59 PM

jesus noodly........my fucking arms are getting tired from all these fucking hugs coming your way........

uncle phil · 10-30-2009, 02:22 AM

fuck it, noodle; it's fucking FRIDAY!!!

Tophat665 · 10-30-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by thirdsun

well Tophat, as(s) we all fucking know, asinus asinum fricat. dixi.

Haaa! Rubbing that tushie on another would build up a serious static charge. You could stick him to the fucking ceiling. Haaaa!

LordEden · 10-30-2009, 07:47 AM

When did this become a fucking Latin thread? I know you fuckers are old as shit, but don't try to bring a dead fucking language into this fucking thread.

Fucking old people.

Tophat665 · 10-30-2009, 08:00 AM

I think we are experienceing a case of Post Fvck Ergo Propter Fvck.
LE, remember, Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm.

LordEden · 10-30-2009, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

I think we are experienceing a case of Post Fvck Ergo Propter Fvck.
LE, remember, Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm.

Even tho that is fucking Faux-Latin, I love that phrase "Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm", I'm actually considering getting it that fucking tattooed on my back.

thirdsun · 10-30-2009, 09:26 AM

dixi = We're fuckin' done with the fuckin' Latin so you can fuckin' relax now, lest we fuckin' intimidate the youngsters with our superior fuckin' brains...

Tophat665 · 10-30-2009, 10:37 AM

and here I thought you were talking fucking southern latin wot with the dixi. Por supuesto eso seria español mexicano chingado.

thirdsun · 10-30-2009, 11:09 AM

Hell! Mebbe we might oughter study on talkin' like fuckin' southern rebel rednecks, by gawd! Might make this here fuckin' thread a whole helluva lot more fuckin' int'restin'

noodle · 10-30-2009, 11:43 AM

*facepalm*

you fucking boys... keep the fuckin' redneck talk out of this here fuckin' thread. Yo.

LordEden · 10-30-2009, 11:47 AM

I'm fucking sorry, but as a proud country boy (and the only fucking one who lives in the fucking south in this thread), no one but ME is allowed to talk cunt-try in this fucking thread.

Before anyone fucking says it, FLORIDA IS NOT THE FUCKING SOUTH!

thirdsun · 10-30-2009, 12:27 PM

I might the fuck be livin' in gorram fuckin' florida, but I'm a rebel, by gawd! I's raised up in da fuckin' Ozarks. An' afore you go makin' the obvious fuckin' inbred hillbilly jokes, you oughter know, fucker, there's a distinct diffurnce 'tween a fuckin' hillybilly and a respectable rebel.

noodle · 10-30-2009, 12:32 PM

Eden, you might be able to out-fucking-redneck me, but I can definitely hold mah own in a southern brawl.... errr drawl.

thirdsun · 10-30-2009, 12:36 PM

There ya go, noodle. Give that fucker Eden some Southern Belle...eh, fuckit all, Southern Hell.

10-28-2009, 06:52 AM	#2724 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Fuckin A, Phil! I wish it were fucking Fuck day. Hey, ThirdSun, love the Fuckitol. Tempus fukit! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-28-2009, 07:31 PM	#2728 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'd like to fucking stand up and hug noodle for fuck sakes........she has fucking been through a lot. no fucking worries sweetie,we got your fucking back........it'll all be fuckin' good in time. smile you crazy fucker you......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-29-2009, 02:27 AM	#2729 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	c'mon you fuckers; 6 to fucking 1? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-29-2009, 03:13 AM	#2731 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey.......no fucking problem eh......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-29-2009, 07:47 AM	#2733 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Eden....i got more fucking hair on my ass than you do on your fucking chest. fuckin' rain is making it tough to make my fucking mortgage payment......mother nature can sure be a fucking bitch i tell ya'......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-29-2009, 11:56 AM	#2735 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wild fucking turkey worked for me back in the day; just swish a little around in your mouth every few minutes or so and soon the fucking pain becomes nothing but a memory... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-29-2009, 12:00 PM	#2736 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	I fucking hate the Yankees. __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

10-29-2009, 01:41 PM	#2739 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	see Eden you fucker.........let's see your fucking chest hairs....... and in my own fuckin' defence.......i did not post it.........that fucker phil is to blame....... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-29-2009, 01:48 PM	#2740 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Is fly's fucking ass gonna be in EVERY fucking thread? __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

10-29-2009, 03:23 PM	#2742 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Another thread assimilated, or should I say asslaminated, with the fucking rump of sasquatch. Thirdsun, what we have here now is a case of fuckin a posteriori, and that's some knowledge I could have lived my whole fucking life without and have been happier thereby. Fly, what is it about your hairy fuckin ass? All your fucking talent is in your fucking hands and head, there, you fucking musical maniac you. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-29-2009, 04:03 PM	#2743 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fuck, we all know, he's said it a million times, "it's all about the fucking ass, baby..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-29-2009, 05:15 PM	#2744 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	well Tophat, as(s) we all fucking know, asinus asinum fricat. dixi. Last edited by thirdsun; 10-29-2009 at 05:17 PM..

10-29-2009, 06:59 PM	#2747 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	jesus noodly........my fucking arms are getting tired from all these fucking hugs coming your way........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-30-2009, 02:22 AM	#2748 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fuck it, noodle; it's fucking FRIDAY!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-30-2009, 08:00 AM	#2751 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I think we are experienceing a case of Post Fvck Ergo Propter Fvck. LE, remember, Illegitimati Non Carborvndvm. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-30-2009, 09:26 AM	#2753 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	dixi = We're fuckin' done with the fuckin' Latin so you can fuckin' relax now, lest we fuckin' intimidate the youngsters with our superior fuckin' brains...

10-30-2009, 10:37 AM	#2754 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	and here I thought you were talking fucking southern latin wot with the dixi. Por supuesto eso seria español mexicano chingado. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-30-2009, 11:09 AM	#2755 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	Hell! Mebbe we might oughter study on talkin' like fuckin' southern rebel rednecks, by gawd! Might make this here fuckin' thread a whole helluva lot more fuckin' int'restin'

10-30-2009, 12:27 PM	#2758 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	I might the fuck be livin' in gorram fuckin' florida, but I'm a rebel, by gawd! I's raised up in da fuckin' Ozarks. An' afore you go makin' the obvious fuckin' inbred hillbilly jokes, you oughter know, fucker, there's a distinct diffurnce 'tween a fuckin' hillybilly and a respectable rebel.

10-30-2009, 12:36 PM	#2760 (permalink)
thirdsun rolls good	There ya go, noodle. Give that fucker Eden some Southern Belle...eh, fuckit all, Southern Hell.