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09-06-2009, 08:56 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Mustache man, fucking DO IT! Letting it all fucking out helps at time, fuck social norms, have fucking fun!
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09-06-2009, 09:18 AM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Fuck yeah!! I fuckin will, goddamit! Fuck!
....Fuck, I'm visiting the nieces and nephews today. Tomorrow!! I'll fucking let loose tomorrow!! ...or the day after....fuck
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09-06-2009, 10:12 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Carpe-fucking-diem my 'stached friend. Seize it now or there might not fucking be a 'morrow. FUCK!
Nieces and nephews are fucking nice, too.
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09-06-2009, 10:52 AM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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This thread could not even be significantly improved with fucking bacon.
---------- Post added at 02:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ---------- And, with respect to the awesomeness of Canada (besides being the home of Fly), in 233 years Canada remains the only country to successfully invade the US and burn our fucking capitol to the ground. Fucking A! For such pleasant and polite motherfuckers, they are hard fucking core.
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09-06-2009, 06:38 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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fucking sorry to have my name attached to the burning but.........i didn;t light the fucking match eh..........
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09-06-2009, 10:37 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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My sister bought a fucking Wii and I slaughtered my nieces and nephews today.
Fuck yeah! And I don't feel fucking guilty! They had a fucking day's head start playing the fucker. Not my fucking fault I've been playing fucking video games for fucking 33 fucking years, and they only played fucking 10 at the most. Wii Sports is the fucking shit!
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09-07-2009, 06:18 PM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fuck, Fly, take it in the spirit it was given. It was sort of a dick move, but it's pretty fucking hard core. That earns my fucking respect, though it would get a whole fuckload more if y'all's great great grandpappys had burned down, for instance, fucking Islamabad.
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09-08-2009, 10:38 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn!
..... OH SHIT THE FUCKING ROOF IS ON FIRE! FUCK! Why didn't someone fucking TELL ME?!?!
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09-08-2009, 11:17 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fucking Bloodhound Gang. Those guys are fucked up in all the right ways.
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09-08-2009, 11:22 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking HELL! Dude, I fucking LOVE Bloodhound Gang. They fucking rock! 3.14 is my favorite fucking song.
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09-08-2009, 11:27 AM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I fucking love that in "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny", the lead singer spends the whole video running around with like a 2 1/2' fucking fish in his arms. They're rude, crude, and uncalled for and running a serious fucking deficit of cooth, but they are so fucking funny I'l forgive them that.
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09-08-2009, 07:32 PM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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and i'm a fucking roofer..........i don't like the fuckin' fire action eh......not too fucking good in my trade.
fuck me..... ....and that goes for all you lovely TFP women too eh......... ---------- Post added at 08:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:32 PM ---------- oh yeah........ cha..........fucking..........ching baby........... |
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09-09-2009, 04:31 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fly gets all the fucking groupie bitches. He is all, "Fucking look at me wail on my fucking bad ass [insert musical instrument]!" Then he is all breaking out the fucking "............" so he remains fucking mysterious. Then he fucking reels them by getting to go smoke a fatty in the back of his fucking truck. He's the fucking fly man, he gets all the fucking ladies.
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09-14-2009, 03:22 AM
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Location: Central Central Florida
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Fly's fucking Eden? What the fuck? It's fucking weird being off on a fucked up Monday.
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09-14-2009, 04:35 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Woah Woah Woah, wait a fucking minute. There will be no fucking fucking between fly and eden. Period. P. E. R. Fucking I. O. D. Then can be alot of fucking things shared between Fly and I; a nice fat fucking j, some good tunes, and some alcohol. There will be no bodily fluids fucking shared.
Any-fucking-way, the man is hairier than me, that's fucking insane.
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09-14-2009, 05:19 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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If there will be no bodily fluids shared, whyfor you said "fucking I"? You have some fucking problems, my fine fucking friend. You may need to talk to a fucking freudian psychologist.
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09-14-2009, 05:45 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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A fucking interjection should always be put in the fucking middle of a statement/word. "I" just happen to fucking land in the middle of the word, so it got the fucking.
Freud would have had a fucking field day with me.
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09-14-2009, 05:51 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Sometimes it's just a fucking Cigar, but I have my fucking suspicions that, plenty of times for good old Ziggy, it was a big fucking brown cock in his fuzzy fucking mouth.
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09-14-2009, 12:26 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking A, I always think tthe cigar means something fucking else. There is always a fucking hidden meaning behind the words. Fuck!
I'm getting way to fucking idealist in a fucking nonsense thread. FUCK FUCK FUCKEDAY FUCK FUCK!
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09-14-2009, 02:27 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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No worries, Eden, Psychologists know positively fuck-all about what lurks beneath that styling fucking bandanna.
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09-14-2009, 03:07 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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There is no fuck in wtf, so stfu.
Seriously though, what the fuck does wtf mean? Well, it does, but it could also mean Women From Troy or Wombat Tenant Farmers. What the fuck kind of sense does that make? Don't ask me. I'm just fucking around.
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09-14-2009, 04:16 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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WTF MATE? 3 letters, a whole world of fucking meaning. WTF is my favorite fucking acronym. W. T. Fucking F.
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09-14-2009, 07:25 PM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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fuck exes.
fuck dreams fuck lack of spoons fuck other people's bullshit fuck bad movies fuck lack of cable fuck window a/c units fuck my shitty attitude tonight wish me some fucking sleep and rest. just... fuck.
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09-15-2009, 03:39 AM
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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ahhhh, fuck. it didn't fucking work.
now i'm just really fucking tired. 
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09-15-2009, 04:38 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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That's because you didn't fucking use capital letters.
FUCK THIS. FUCK THAT. FUCK HIM. FUCK HER. That will make you feel fucking better.
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09-15-2009, 06:26 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I probably posted this once already, but it was some fucking time ago
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones. Fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands, with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. Learn to swim.
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09-15-2009, 09:10 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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By the fucking gods, do I love some fucking tool!
Not my favorite fucking Bloodhound Gang song, but it follows the theme of this fucking thread. Plus, the chorus has the word F.U.C.K in it. The whole fucking song can be boiled down to: "I want to FUCK".
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09-15-2009, 09:16 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Fly, Cigars, Tool. Eden, you are fucked up, but in a good way.
I fucking LOVE the Bloodhound Gang. They are Fucking FOUL.
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09-15-2009, 09:28 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Bloodhound Fucking Gang FTW! I love every fucking song they did.
My favorite fucking BHG song EVER. Fuck, their whole Hooray for Boobies album is the SHIT. My friend and I use to play this as loud as our fucking stereo would go.
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