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09-01-2009, 04:28 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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The wobbly pops arn't even fucking frozen yet? That's fucking ridiculous! Fly, what did I fucking tell you about being high while you buy fucking groceries. You always fucking forget to put them the fuck up. Geez man!
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09-01-2009, 07:06 AM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I'm turning fucking 40 on Thursday, and I am going to go sing my fucking lungs out while embalming my fucking liver.
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09-01-2009, 08:31 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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The fucking liver is EVIL it must be fucking punished.
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09-01-2009, 08:43 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Absofuckingloutely. It must be fucking waterboarded with fucking BEER.
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09-02-2009, 05:04 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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I drank almost a pint of fucking rum in fucking web chat last night. It was fucking AWESOME.
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09-03-2009, 10:04 AM
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what the fuck?
it's "yo ho fucking ho and a fuckin' bottle o' rum..." if you're gonna be a fuckin' pirate, you got to get the fuckin' pirate song right instead of fucking it all the hell up by the getting the fucking words out the proper fucking order... |
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09-03-2009, 12:42 PM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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How the fuck do you fucking know what fucking pirates sing?
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09-03-2009, 02:35 PM
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I know the fuck what pirates sing because I fucking watched Pirates of the Fucking Caribbean like fifteen fucking times...
Fuck, I've even been to fucking Disney world and heard the fucking pirates there singing the fucking pirate song.... And since Jack Fucking Sparrow is a fucking Disney pirate, then everybody knows that he fucking sings the fucking pirate song... But of course, when he is fucking drunk, like most fucking pirates, even he fucks up the words to the fucking pirate song... |
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09-04-2009, 04:16 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fuck the pirates woman? What. The. Fuck. You need to fucking check yaself, before you fucking wreak yaself. OG Pirate here, repe-fucking-sent!
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09-04-2009, 05:15 AM
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09-04-2009, 05:25 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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What the fuck are you fucking people talking about? What the fuck are these fucking pirates that you speak of?
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09-04-2009, 05:34 AM
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Location: Florida
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You're all out of your fucking minds....pirates are so fucking 2007. Fuck.
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09-04-2009, 05:44 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Mixedmedia, I say this with the greatest fucking respect for you, but get your fine fucking ass the FUCK out of my fucking thread! I own this fucking thread and it is pirate fucking FRIENDLY!
Get the fuck in fucking tilted exhibition and get some more beautiful fucking TFP women to post more fucking parts on the fucking forum!
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09-04-2009, 05:48 AM
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Location: Florida
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I'm not going fucking nowhere...pirate man.
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09-04-2009, 05:53 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Did you not just fucking hear me? I said this is MY fucking thread. I own this fucking place. See that, that fucking line over there. That's my fucking line and everything after that fucking line is MINE. You don't fucking post here, I let you fucking post here.
FUCK!
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09-04-2009, 05:57 AM
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Location: Florida
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look! it's me typing here!
fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. 
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09-04-2009, 06:01 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Woman, you are fucking jumping on my last nerve, do you think you are fucking special? You are not on my fucking Cool List. You ain't on the fucking list, you don't get to fucking post here. You read the fucking rule sheet here?
1. LordEden fucking rules this thread, his word is FUCKING LAW! See that, that's fucking the rule sheet. Read it, Know it, or I will fucking OWN you.
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09-04-2009, 06:02 AM
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Location: Florida
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pfft.
fuckfuck.
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09-04-2009, 06:07 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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I can see by the fact your fucking posts are getting smaller and fucking smaller you are learning. Before fucking long, you won't be able to post fucking anything here, cause my fucking awesomeness will keep you the fuck out.
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09-04-2009, 06:15 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fucking LOL fly! I hope by now that everyone on TFP knows i'm full of fucking shit.
How about we not fucking sword fight and smoke a big fucking fatty while we listen to some good fucking tunes. But we can still fucking sword fight, I gotz the fucking weapons.
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09-04-2009, 06:22 AM
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Location: Florida
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Thanks, fly, but I knew he was just fucking with me.
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09-04-2009, 07:39 AM
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09-04-2009, 11:01 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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We may need to get some ninjas in here. They just love to fuck with pirates.
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09-04-2009, 11:28 AM
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Location: Florida
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fuck all those guys.
what this thread needs is some amazon fucking women. 
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09-04-2009, 11:38 AM
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Location: Redneckville, NC
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Fly you just became my favorite fucking person. Xena fucking ROCKS.
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09-05-2009, 10:57 AM
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Paladin of the Palate
Location: Redneckville, NC
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whitesportscar, this thread has so much fucking awesome in it, it's fucking the greatest nonsense thread EVER. Fucking hell!
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09-05-2009, 01:41 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Though it is unfuckingdisputable that this is the finest fucking thread on TFP, it is true that there are mighty fucking few frequent posters here. Nevertheless, the are the cream of the fucking crop. The rest, well, they don't appreciate the subtlety and refuckingfinement of the posts herein. They don't get it, and they know fuck-all about how to go about crafting the absofuckingloutly perfect fucking post for this fine fucking thread.
So there you have it my fine fucking friend. What the fuck are you going to do with it? That's what I fucking want to know.
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