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Old 08-12-2006, 08:10 AM   #1801 (permalink)
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It's from some stupid fucktard of a comedian. Long time ago... back in the early 80's probably. Can't remember his name. Plus, I used to be a big pot head... and always thought that Dane Bramage was rather appropriate.
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Old 08-18-2006, 08:49 PM   #1802 (permalink)
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This fucking game is like some kind of fucken therapy where you verbally fuck away all your fucken frustrations - it's fucken great!
Now I feel fucked.
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:25 AM   #1803 (permalink)
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hey............we're all fucked here.
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:00 AM   #1804 (permalink)
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to quote the greatest use of the word "fuck" ever...

"I'm gonna fucking kill you, you fuckin fuck!"

Name it...
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:24 PM   #1805 (permalink)
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I'm so confused I dont even fuckin know where this thread is headed!
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Old 08-24-2006, 04:09 AM   #1806 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Dane Bramage
Well, it would be Dain Bramage (Brain Damage, that is) but since I am half Danish, so I went with the Dane spelling instead.

That's the whole fucking story... well, most of it. Anyone know where the fuck I got it?
Brane Damage.

Cute

And.. half Dane you say? I like you already

Taler du fucking dansk så?
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:23 PM   #1807 (permalink)
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Taler du fucking dansk så?
Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what you just said (although I can probably guess). The extent of my Danish is Tak fa mel.
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Old 08-27-2006, 05:21 AM   #1808 (permalink)
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Unfortunately, I have no fucking idea what you just said (although I can probably guess). The extent of my Danish is Tak fa mel.
Mel? I think you mean "mad"*

Too bad your fucking parents didn't teach you Danish - it's a fucking awesome language.


*(mel=flour, mad=food)
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:16 PM   #1809 (permalink)
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I had a run-in with some fucking Danish once.
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Old 09-07-2006, 03:02 AM   #1810 (permalink)
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Mmmm fucking Danishes....I think I'll fucking go buy one right fucking now.

So should you.
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 11-15-2006, 08:22 PM   #1811 (permalink)
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Who the FUCK let this thread slip all the way to the 3rd page?

I'm bumping this fucker.
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Old 11-16-2006, 02:57 PM   #1812 (permalink)
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Your fucking right JumpinJesus, fuck.

From now on we must be hyper-fucking-vigilent.
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Old 11-16-2006, 05:49 PM   #1813 (permalink)
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Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!


this fuckin' thread has been gone a fuckin' while......
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:08 PM   #1814 (permalink)
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Wow!!!!! I haven't seen this thread in forfuckingever. good call JJ......you fuck
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Old 11-18-2006, 08:53 PM   #1815 (permalink)
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Hooray for this fuckin' thread.
And cheers to JJ for refuckingviving it.
Everyone needs a good fuhhhhhhhhhhckkkkk every once in afuckingwhile.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:01 PM   #1816 (permalink)
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Some of my favorite fucking movies:

War of the Fucking Worlds.
Foot-fucking-loose
Dawn of the Fucking Dead
Casa-fuckin'-blanca
To Catch a Fuckin' Thief.
King Fuckin' Kong
You've Got Fucking Mail.
Lord of the Fucking Ring.


Some of my favorite fucking 80s songs:

Everybody Wants to Fucking Rule the World
Time After Fucking Time
Enjoy the Fucking Silence.
One Fucking Night in Bangkok
Who the Fuck Can it Be Now?
I Think We're Fuckin' Alone, Now.
Fuckin' Come On, Eileen
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:53 PM   #1817 (permalink)
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I just finished putting up some fucking Christmas lights.
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Old 12-02-2006, 04:48 PM   #1818 (permalink)
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Why the fuck hasn't anyone posted for so long? What the fuck.
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:50 AM   #1819 (permalink)
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time is hard to fuckin' come by Ch'i
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Old 12-03-2006, 07:57 AM   #1820 (permalink)
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Now I'm in a fucking rit of fealous jage. Why the fuck didn't I see this before all the good fucking puns were used? Be fucking good and fucking fear not!
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Old 12-03-2006, 09:11 AM   #1821 (permalink)
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my fucking favorite *fuck* quote?

fuck the fucking fuckers [you mother fuckers]"

it's from that fucking flash cartoon about how the *f word* is the greatest fucking word in the English language.
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:57 PM   #1822 (permalink)
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Fucking multi-purpose and so fucking expressive! I don't use it much in my fucked-up daily life. This is like fucking catharsis.
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Old 12-07-2006, 03:20 PM   #1823 (permalink)
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it's from that fucking flash cartoon about how the *f word* is the greatest fucking word in the English language.
I remember that fucking cartoon.
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:02 PM   #1824 (permalink)
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Fuck the noise that comes from Hell,
Then fuck the other place as well, even if it seems less fucking noisy.

Sometimes our crazy fucking modern world drives me out of my fucking mind.
Fucking cartoons!
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:06 PM   #1825 (permalink)
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I completely fucking agree.
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:01 AM   #1826 (permalink)
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Eat some fuck!

That was a song from a local band when I was in high school. I love saying that to people. They just look at you like, "What the fuck does that mean?"

Spread the fuckin word! EAT SOME FUCK!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:45 AM   #1827 (permalink)
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hmmm...........that's fucked up.
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:49 AM   #1828 (permalink)
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How much fuck would a fucker fuck if a fucker could fuck a fuck?
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I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
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Old 12-08-2006, 11:46 AM   #1829 (permalink)
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This much fuck could a wood fuck chuck if a wood fuck could fuck wood.
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:12 PM   #1830 (permalink)
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If it ain't stiff it ain't worth a fuck.
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:24 PM   #1831 (permalink)
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Fuck that.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:33 PM   #1832 (permalink)
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Fucking thankyou. I saw it on a fucking t-shirt once, in a fucking magazine, OK? I thought it was fucking funny, and also true as fuck. Fucking stuffing, are we?
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:35 PM   #1833 (permalink)
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Yeah, you know. Fuck.
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:38 PM   #1834 (permalink)
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Fucking sorry. & thank the fuck out of you!
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Old 12-08-2006, 09:21 PM   #1835 (permalink)
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Fuck you very much!
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Old 12-09-2006, 01:14 AM   #1836 (permalink)
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Your know what, you're all invited for fuckmas dinner. No fucks, no fuck, no service.
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Old 12-09-2006, 02:01 PM   #1837 (permalink)
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The service here fucking sucks.
Get off the table, Mabel, the two dollars is for fucking beer.
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Old 12-12-2006, 05:48 PM   #1838 (permalink)
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When's fuckmas?
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Old 12-16-2006, 05:21 PM   #1839 (permalink)
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Fly your fucking avatar fucking rocks. shit it's been a long fucking time since i last fucking smoked, wait, i fucking smoked on Wed night for the first fucking time in 5 fucking years wonder when the next fucking time i smoke will be
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Old 12-17-2006, 12:44 AM   #1840 (permalink)
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Aww, what the fuck, I"ll fucking post in here too.
Although Fuck off doesnt have quite the same ring to it as
Sod off you bloody great flaming smeg head.
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