The "f***" game. (NFSFW) - Page 39 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ajpresto · 11-13-2005, 10:59 AM

Why the fuck is this fucking forum in the list of most fucking active? Oh... probably because I only looked at the front fucking page of 38 fucking pages. Sheesh.

Dragonknight · 11-13-2005, 11:40 AM

What the fuck do you expect (not meaning to be agressive). This is honest fucken fun. I think it's fucken great, for people to let loose and have a fucken fun time every now and fucken then. I love all you fucken guys for this shit. Keep it fucken going you are all great. FUCK YEAH!!! Shit, Fuck, Ass. (Or something like that, havne't seen the movie in a fucken long time, but it's fucken great!)

Nancy · 11-22-2005, 01:12 AM

wake the fuck up people!!! *slaps you all*

jwoody · 11-22-2005, 01:49 AM

Did I tell you you fuckers that my fucking car's fucked?

Well, it fucking is. My conversation with the the bloke on the fucking recovery truck went something like this:

Him: "Turn the fucker over...."

Me: *turns the fucker over*

Him: "STOP.... it's fucked."

feelgood · 11-22-2005, 01:54 AM

Who gives a fuck about your bloody fucking car!

Sion · 11-22-2005, 01:55 AM

fuck
fuckin fuck
fuckin fuck fuck
fuckin fuckety fuck
fuckin fuckety fuck fuck
shit.

Nancy · 11-22-2005, 03:44 AM

Well that sucks jwoody! With all the fucking repairs and all will you be fucking doomed?

jwoody · 11-22-2005, 03:59 AM

The thing that's really pissed me off is that it's christmas fucking bonus time at work. I had planned to spend the fucker on a new super-duper-computer or a holiday before fucking fate intervened.

Could be fucking worse though. I could have a broken car and no christmas bonus to get the fucker fixed with.

Charlatan · 11-22-2005, 05:48 AM

fucking cars... that really sucks, jwoody. I am days away from having to store my fucking vespa for winter... for the next few months (or until the fucking snow melts) I am going to be taking the fucking street car.

At least I'll get some reading done, fuck.

Nancy · 11-22-2005, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

The thing that's really pissed me off is that it's christmas fucking bonus time at work. I had planned to spend the fucker on a new super-duper-computer or a holiday before fucking fate intervened.

Could be fucking worse though. I could have a broken car and no christmas bonus to get the fucker fixed with.

Fuck the car and take the bus like the rest of us. It's fucking cheaper.

Sion · 11-22-2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

The thing that's really pissed me off is that it's christmas fucking bonus time at work. I had planned to spend the fucker on a new super-duper-computer or a holiday before fucking fate intervened.

Could be fucking worse though. I could have a broken car and no christmas bonus to get the fucker fixed with.

well, besides being fucked, what the fuck is wrong with your car?

Fly · 11-22-2005, 08:20 PM

it's a fuckin' piece of shit at the fuckin' moment.

good luck jwoody........fuckin' foriegn cars eh?

jwoody · 11-23-2005, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

well, besides being fucked, what the fuck is wrong with your car?

Get this fucker. The fucking oil filter worked it's way loose, which caused all the fucking oil to dribble out and, as a fucking result, the fucking timing belt snapped and the fucking engine's fucked.

Quote:

good luck jwoody........fuckin' foriegn cars eh?

Fucking tell tell me about it. The fucker only had about 150,000 fucking miles on the fucking clock.

Dragonknight · 11-23-2005, 05:13 AM

Fuck that sucks, what kind of fucken car is it?

jwoody · 11-23-2005, 05:34 AM

It was a fucking peugeot, Dragonknight. A fucking bastard peugeot.

I've already decided on my next set of fucking wheels though.

I'm getting a fucking Toyota Hilux... with fucking bullbars, fucking fog lights and fucking rollcage.

wolf · 11-23-2005, 11:06 AM

That's a fucking sweet truck.

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 11:11 AM

Fuck! Who are you Marty Mc Fucking Fly?

Sion · 11-23-2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

Get this fucker. The fucking oil filter worked it's way loose, which caused all the fucking oil to dribble out and, as a fucking result, the fucking timing belt snapped and the fucking engine's fucked.

Fucking tell tell me about it. The fucker only had about 150,000 fucking miles on the fucking clock.

who did the last oil change on the fucker?

if it was you, sorry about your fucking luck.

if it was an oil change place, sue the fucking fuckers for the cost of fixing, replacing the fucking vehicle.

Sion · 11-23-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

It was a fucking peugeot, Dragonknight. A fucking bastard peugeot.

I've already decided on my next set of fucking wheels though.

I'm getting a fucking Toyota Hilux... with fucking bullbars, fucking fog lights and fucking rollcage.

another fucking foriegn fucking vehicle....

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

another fucking foriegn fucking vehicle....

Fucking A, because the fucking English have such a robust domestic car manufactuing industry...

How many affordable fucking cars are there that are made in Fucking England by the Fucking English?

jwoody · 11-23-2005, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Fucking A, because the fucking English have such a robust domestic car manufactuing industry...

How many affordable fucking cars are there that are made in Fucking England by the Fucking English?

....said the fucking Canadian.

Charlatan · 11-23-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

....said the fucking Canadian.

I was just pointing out that ALL fucking cars are foreign cars, including the fucking US cars fucking Sion seems to value.

At least in fucking Canada we can buy cars that are fucking made here, by fucking Canadians, even if they are owned by fucking foreigners.

Fucking GM
Fucking Daimler Chrysler
Fucking Ford
Fucking Hyundai
Fucking Honda
Fucking Toyota

All have fucking plants here...

Fly · 11-23-2005, 06:22 PM

ahahhaahahaahha.......

nice set of fucking posts............

had a good fucking laugh.

.....and all i gotta say is............built FORD fucking tough baby.....................

Sion · 11-23-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

....said the fucking Canadian.

to the fucking American.

Sion · 11-23-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

I was just pointing out that ALL fucking cars are foreign cars, including the fucking US cars fucking Sion seems to value.

and I was just fucking pointing out that J fuckin Woody was complaining about foreign fucking cars and then posts that he intends to fuckin buy another fucking foreign vehicle.

I like fucking irony.

fucking sue me.

Dragonknight · 11-25-2005, 02:17 AM

jwoody, that's a nice fucken truck man. you going to off fucken roading with that thing, or is it just for fucken looks?

jwoody · 11-25-2005, 03:48 AM

Post in fucking haste, repent at fucking leisure. That's my new fucking motto.

I'm now getting something completely fucking different.

paddyjoe · 11-25-2005, 04:35 AM

It's good to have a fucking motto, jwoody.

Also good to have a fucking free new car.

Dragonknight · 11-25-2005, 07:21 AM

Fuck yeah free is better. Unless its a free ass-whooping. Not fucken cool by any standards.

Psycho Dad · 11-25-2005, 08:37 AM

I have to fucking unsubscribe from this thread. I get a fucking e-mail notification every other day.

Nancy · 11-28-2005, 04:45 AM

I'm fucking bored. Entertain me!

m0rpheus · 12-01-2005, 06:36 PM

What the fuck do we look like Nancy? Fucking Clowns? Is that it? A we here only to fucking amuse you?

rlbond86 · 12-02-2005, 09:47 AM

Seriously Nancy, fucking entertain yourself.

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 09:59 AM

Nancy entertaining herself fucking would fucking entertain us...

Fly · 12-02-2005, 02:51 PM

fuckin' bring it on girl...................

*no......fuckin' not you Charlie*

Ishmal · 12-02-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

............built FORD fucking tough baby.....................

Pfft...

fucken Holden all the fucken way brother...

(i think it is General Motors to the rest of the fucken world)

Lucifer · 12-13-2005, 10:36 AM

Fuck me, is this fucking thread still going?

Tophat665 · 12-13-2005, 02:35 PM

No. It's a fucking figment of your fucking imagination.

You didn't see a fucking thing. Now back the fuck away and pretend you were never fucking here.

Lucifer · 12-13-2005, 04:48 PM

Jesus, every tom, dick and fucking harry has to stick his oar in the fucking water. How bout a nice warm mug of Shut the Fuck Up!

paddyjoe · 12-13-2005, 07:15 PM

Sounds fucking good to me, Lucifer. Are you fucking pouring?

11-13-2005, 11:40 AM	#1522 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	What the fuck do you expect (not meaning to be agressive). This is honest fucken fun. I think it's fucken great, for people to let loose and have a fucken fun time every now and fucken then. I love all you fucken guys for this shit. Keep it fucken going you are all great. FUCK YEAH!!! Shit, Fuck, Ass. (Or something like that, havne't seen the movie in a fucken long time, but it's fucken great!) __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

11-22-2005, 01:12 AM	#1523 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	wake the fuck up people!!! slaps you all __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

11-22-2005, 01:49 AM	#1524 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Did I tell you you fuckers that my fucking car's fucked? Well, it fucking is. My conversation with the the bloke on the fucking recovery truck went something like this: Him: "Turn the fucker over...." Me: turns the fucker over Him: "STOP.... it's fucked." __________________ .

11-22-2005, 01:54 AM	#1525 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Who gives a fuck about your bloody fucking car! __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

11-22-2005, 01:55 AM	#1526 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	fuck fuckin fuck fuckin fuck fuck fuckin fuckety fuck fuckin fuckety fuck fuck shit. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

11-13-2005, 10:59 AM	#1521 (permalink)
ajpresto Tilted	Why the fuck is this fucking forum in the list of most fucking active? Oh... probably because I only looked at the front fucking page of 38 fucking pages. Sheesh.

11-22-2005, 03:44 AM	#1527 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	Well that sucks jwoody! With all the fucking repairs and all will you be fucking doomed? __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

11-22-2005, 03:59 AM	#1528 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	The thing that's really pissed me off is that it's christmas fucking bonus time at work. I had planned to spend the fucker on a new super-duper-computer or a holiday before fucking fate intervened. Could be fucking worse though. I could have a broken car and no christmas bonus to get the fucker fixed with. __________________ .

11-22-2005, 05:48 AM	#1529 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	fucking cars... that really sucks, jwoody. I am days away from having to store my fucking vespa for winter... for the next few months (or until the fucking snow melts) I am going to be taking the fucking street car. At least I'll get some reading done, fuck. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-22-2005, 08:20 PM	#1532 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	it's a fuckin' piece of shit at the fuckin' moment. good luck jwoody........fuckin' foriegn cars eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-23-2005, 05:13 AM	#1534 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	Fuck that sucks, what kind of fucken car is it? __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

11-23-2005, 05:34 AM	#1535 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	It was a fucking peugeot, Dragonknight. A fucking bastard peugeot. I've already decided on my next set of fucking wheels though. I'm getting a fucking Toyota Hilux... with fucking bullbars, fucking fog lights and fucking rollcage. __________________ .

11-23-2005, 11:06 AM	#1536 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	That's a fucking sweet truck. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

11-23-2005, 11:11 AM	#1537 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Fuck! Who are you Marty Mc Fucking Fly? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

11-23-2005, 06:22 PM	#1543 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahahhaahahaahha....... nice set of fucking posts............ had a good fucking laugh. .....and all i gotta say is............built FORD fucking tough baby..................... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-25-2005, 02:17 AM	#1546 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	jwoody, that's a nice fucken truck man. you going to off fucken roading with that thing, or is it just for fucken looks? __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

11-25-2005, 03:48 AM	#1547 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Post in fucking haste, repent at fucking leisure. That's my new fucking motto. I'm now getting something completely fucking different. __________________ .

11-25-2005, 04:35 AM	#1548 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	It's good to have a fucking motto, jwoody. Also good to have a fucking free new car.

11-25-2005, 07:21 AM	#1549 (permalink)
Dragonknight Insane Location: Hawaii	Fuck yeah free is better. Unless its a free ass-whooping. Not fucken cool by any standards. __________________ Freedom is NOT Free.

11-25-2005, 08:37 AM	#1550 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I have to fucking unsubscribe from this thread. I get a fucking e-mail notification every other day. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

11-28-2005, 04:45 AM	#1551 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	I'm fucking bored. Entertain me! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

12-01-2005, 06:36 PM	#1552 (permalink)
m0rpheus bad craziness Location: Guelph, Ontario	What the fuck do we look like Nancy? Fucking Clowns? Is that it? A we here only to fucking amuse you? __________________ "it never got weird enough for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

12-02-2005, 09:47 AM	#1553 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	Seriously Nancy, fucking entertain yourself.

12-02-2005, 09:59 AM	#1554 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Nancy entertaining herself fucking would fucking entertain us... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 02:51 PM	#1555 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' bring it on girl................... no......fuckin' not you Charlie __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-13-2005, 10:36 AM	#1557 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Fuck me, is this fucking thread still going? __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

12-13-2005, 02:35 PM	#1558 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	No. It's a fucking figment of your fucking imagination. You didn't see a fucking thing. Now back the fuck away and pretend you were never fucking here. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-13-2005, 04:48 PM	#1559 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	Jesus, every tom, dick and fucking harry has to stick his oar in the fucking water. How bout a nice warm mug of Shut the Fuck Up! __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

12-13-2005, 07:15 PM	#1560 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Sounds fucking good to me, Lucifer. Are you fucking pouring?